Mel Strikes Again
Mel Gibson and his knocked up Russian toy Oksana Grigorieva were hanging out in the VIP section of at a new club in Los Angeles called Playhouse when a reporter-type from Life & Style tried to get all into his life. Hollyscoop says that the reporter pretended to be a "fan" and took a picture of Mel and OctoSana. Mel's bodyguards immediately asked her if she was Jewish and when she said yes, they grabbed her camera to delete the pictures. I made up the Jewish part, but you know that happened.
The Life & Style reporter is a determined little bitch, because she sent her dude friend to take another picture. That's when the booze in Mel's veins started boiling over and he ripped off the crown of thorns from his head. Mel grabbed the reporter's friend and tore his shirt. That was it. Of course, the dude with the ripped shirt shuffled over to the police station to cry that Mel hurt him. Dude filed a battery report.
Really, it was just a fucking shirt! I've seen ads on Craigslist (you can judge) from bitches who will pay good money for hos to come over and rip their shirts. In my circle, getting your shirt ripped off in the middle of a club is a pick-up line.
And unless you're The Pope, the son of God or have titties made out of sugar, you don't get near Mel. Mel has the passion of the crazy and he's not afraid to show it.
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Mel Gibson's mouth looks like he has smelly denture breath. Jew hater!!!! Go down a gallon or ten of whiskey and put yourself the fuck under permanently.
If you were the pope, had mantitties made out of sugar and had the son of God listening on your cell phone, I betcha Mel would STILL tell you to stay outta his bidnizz because he's obviously better'n'you.
Mel Gibson if you're reading this id just like to THANK YOU for your incredible legendary movies. For introducing 'sugar tits' into my vocab and delivering the line "GIMME BACK MY SON", Jolie tried to deliver a similar line in the Fartling, but fell short of yours in Ransom.
Let the jelly H8rs H8, God Bless You and all your families. You are the greatest director/actor EVER!!!!!
And fuck this fem that goes to the cops for a ripped shirt. The pussification of America continues... *blech*
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Mel is a nasty drunk. Why is he in a club with his pregnant girlfriend? His old ass should be home.
Submitted by bornagainChristian on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:04pm.
FILING A FALSE POLICE REPORT
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People do it all the time, and it's usually done by people with long-ass wrap sheets who are afraid of taking responsibility for their actions - and afraid of rotting in jail where they belong, away from drugs, alcohol, and porn and the decent human beings who deserve to live without being bothered by their shit.
No excuse for hitting anyone, excepting in self-defense against a PHYSICAL ASSAULT, of course.
Mel needs to chill.
Mel was the hotness. Now he's a hotmess. My guess is that the real reason he left his wife is because she tried to lay down the law about his drinking. He chose the booze & the ho who didn't mind his drunk antics.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dear Mel,
Flavor Flav called. He wants his Viking helmet back.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I WOULD HOPE THAT LIKE IN NEW YORK, CALIFORNIA HAS LAWS ABOUT FILING A FALSE POLICE REPORT AND THIS GUY GETS AT THE VERY LEAST A MISDEMEANOR CHARGE AGAINST HIM WITH A HEFTY FEE CHARGED.
FORGET ABOUT THE COMMUNITY SERVICE CRAP....ONLY MONEY SPEAKS TO THESE VERMIN STALKERS.
the one person who DEFINATELY NOT be procreating is this creep...I was so in love with him...for years...he has turned into a major tool...and all the sexy is definately gone...just a sad, pathetic jew hater who thinks womens tits are filled with sugar...pathetic...
Come ON- He's getting so old and stale he should be FLATTERED that anybody gives a rat's ass.
He got uglier as he became more evil. Someone with his good looks could have aged brilliantly, but not with all the crazy, bitter poison raging in his soul. Plus all the mega boozing didnt help either I am sure.
How f'ing old is Mel Gibson?
He's has about 100 kids and is over the hill. What the hell is he even doing inside of a "club'?!
I'm all for a little fun but you reach the point where its time to hang it up! No amount of clubbing and knocking up women younger than you is going to keep you young Mel!
Great avie Tem!!
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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
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The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?
Hey sweetie, some of your readers are Mel Gibson.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
This didn't happen yo - the pap is a liar in addition to the requisite fuckhead.
He was such a hottie back in his day but now he's just a hypocritical fool.
Oooooooh Aggravated Shirt Ripping! Quick alert the media! Oh, wait....
I'm sure Playhouse is a club for devout Christian expecting couples to meet and share their joyful stories of the Lord.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
As much as I wish this were true TMZ says the guys story was bogus and Mel never touched the guy. No charges will be filed. Damn it.
TMZ has just followed up on this story and the cops, after interviewing the alleged victim have now called bullshit on the story.
Smel is the antisemite, not MK. Take a chill pill.
And if you DON'T want your picture taken with your KNOCKED-UP UNMARRIED HUSSY, then don't take her to a club! How is this difficult?
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
(sighing)fondly recalling Mel's tighty-whitey scene in The River.
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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:28am.
Hey sweetie, some of your readers are Jewish (like me). Watch the unnecessary Jewish shtick.
hmmm...if you're expecting some political correctness here then i would run screaming for the hills if i were you.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Me too, JoJo. He was my "ultimate man." Blech.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:28am.
Hey sweetie, some of your readers are Jewish (like me). Watch the unnecessary Jewish shtick.
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Sparky, aw c'mon and pull the shtick out. ;) MK was giving the shtick to Mel, not Jews.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
We wonder why Mel has never showed us his weenie on screen. We fear the reason is 'tinymeat'.
However, when we saw Mel's ass in Lethal Weapon our tongue went into overdrive!
Does Mel still have those 'peaches from heaven'?
Discuss!
kitten 666 i love reading storys about this crazy guy . bipoar people are sure entertaining . ... narcissists are boring . i would like to see mel and ozzy osborn off thier meds getting drunk somewhere together . the video footage would be incredible ! you would have to time it right ... they would both have to be on a manic upswing ! i would pay serious cash to see that one !
The sad thing is.....I used to think this guy was OHMYGODHOT!!!!
Now just ick/nast.
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This Hypocryte makes me Stabby.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
MK, you so funneh-
In my circle, getting your shirt ripped off in the middle of a club is a pick-up line.
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She's flat and that's that!
i too hate mel gibson. it is just too easy to hate on this tool.friggin drunk ass adulterin hypocrite. hope robyn ( wife) CRUCIFIES him during the divorce. you know, he looks horrible for his age. thinning hair, cigarette stained old man teeth. think about it, for hollywood 52 year old is not that old for a man. he obviously doesn't take care of himself, too much drinking and smoking. my god, how i loved him back in the day, mad max and the lethal weapon movies. what a fox. he was also hot in tequila sunrise with michelle pfeiffer. but braveheart and that other movie about the american vs the british were awesome. didn't care to see the jesus film as i don't want to see someone tortured.
fucking lunatic, gawd I hate him.
to think he was the hotness back in the eighties..
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Fucka doodle-do.
Loozer! Maybe we should send him a case of Listerine in place of a baby shower gift?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Hey sweetie, some of your readers are Jewish (like me). Watch the unnecessary Jewish shtick.
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Why the fuck is this "unnecessary Jewish shtick"? Unclench. There's nothing wrong with what he wrote given what Mel is known for.
Hey sweetie, some of your readers are Jewish (like me). Watch the unnecessary Jewish shtick.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:22am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:20am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:14am.
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I'd say his breath smells like 8 year-old Scotch and communion wafers. :P
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And a hint of fish on Fridays.
don't forget the malt vinegar and tartar sauce to go with the fish. nauseating thread here.
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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:22am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:20am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:14am.
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I'd say his breath smells like 8 year-old Scotch and communion wafers. :P
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And a hint of fish on Fridays.
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Aye, Captain Hindgrinder!!
Submitted by Big Bertha on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:20am.
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Nice Marc Anthony avie!! ;)
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:20am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:14am.
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I'd say his breath smells like 8 year-old Scotch and communion wafers. :P
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And a hint of fish on Fridays.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:14am.
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I'd say his breath smells like 8 year-old Scotch and communion wafers. :P
you crack me up MK! passion for the crazy...teehee
Gawd, Mel is one crazy mofo. How many kids does he have? I hope his ex-wife got a great divorce settlement.
eta: he has old man mouth! ewwww (corn teefs is right!)
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:00am.
Clubbing while pregnant? Nice classy chick you have there, Mel.
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EXACTLY!
corn teeth -- aww thats hilarious islandgirl !
so you can only imagine what his breff smells like....
"That's when the booze in Mel's veins started boiling over and he ripped off the crown of thorns from his head"
LOL! Mel is a fucking lunatic.
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:09am.
Maybe Mel's trying to induce a miscarriage?
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You know what's that called, Mr. Gibson? AN ABORTION!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
I bet he has a really small 'braveheart'
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"That sounds like some Cirque de Toilet shit!"
Maybe Mel's trying to induce a miscarriage?
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:00am.
Clubbing while pregnant? Nice classy chick you have there, Mel.
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Mel may as well give her the other half of his money now.
Awsome pic.
I heard that 100 dezibel are very good if you're pregnant. So regular nightclub visits are fab for the fetus....NOT.
Baby can look forwards to a hell of a dad. The cheating and beating Christian hypocrit. Wow.