Jennifer Aniston Needs New People
Who in the cookie dough hell is Jennifer Aniston's agent? Maddox on stilts?! Because Jenny's choice of movie roles are not helping her case. First, was The Break-Up, then The Baster and now we have PUMAS (that's sad old maidey-talk for cougars)!!!!
Variety says that Jenny will co-star in the movie about "two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations."
Did Jenny not learn anything from watching the trailer for Courtney Cox's Cougar Town?!
What's next? Derailed: The Story of Jennifer Aniston's Love Life or Love Happens, Just Not To Me Or Rumor Has It...That You Married Your Entire Collection of Stuffed Animals.
Maybe Jenny is just irony's #1 customer.
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:31pm.
Okay, correct me if I am wrong, but don't single people date? Why is it that she must have something wrong with her if she dates different people? That doesn't make her a serial dater, it makes her smart. She obviously got burned by the last major relationship she had with a man (Pitt) and maybe is being cautious and also having fun.
Before I met my partner, I dated a lot of different men because I wanted to see what was out there. It is what single people do.
I think it is odd if you are single and you don't see what is available. Look at Jessica Simpson, she rushes into these long term boyfriends and they end with her getting hurt. Aniston seems to enjoy her life and the fact that she can do what she wants.
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I totally agree!
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:10pm.
Laurel, are you a so called Jenhen?
Fuck you, then!
No, just kidding. Really though, I am very disappointed at your come back.
First of all, I'm nowhere near the bad gene pool of aging. Not to mention that I was likely in diapers when you were jerking off to Jen's Leprechaun AMAZING(HAHA!) performance.
See? I read too. I know this slag started off in b-films, where she, btw, should have stayed forever, but yah...
G'night and g'day to you sir.
Tomorrow is another day and maybe you can come up with a better burn at the internetz!
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Really though, I am very disappointed at your come back.
Like I care what disappoints you. I thought your idiotic assertion that it's novel to see an actor take a role seriously enough to put his health at risk by altering his physical appearance was lame, as was the drivel that comprised the remainder of that inane comment. Lovely way to welcome a new reader Sibsi - or do you think your comments alone are enough to keep people coming back here? You are not as bright as you seem to think you are, and your manners leave much to be desired.
Not to mention that I was likely in diapers
Sounds like you need to change the one you're wearing now. Pour another vodka, genius.
Jen's Leprechaun AMAZING(HAHA!) performance.
Never saw the movie. Haven't seen her in anything but Friends reruns.
I read too.
If your reading comprehension skills were up to par, and your memory not so fuzzy, you would already know that I haven't seen her movies.
G'night and g'day to you sir.
LAME.
Tomorrow is another day and maybe you can come up with a better burn at the internetz!
Maybe you'll have better luck. It's not a "burn" Sibsi, it's a statement of fact. And I'm damn sure not worried about pointing out that you make absolutely no sense.
beautiful woman, you are making a great thing! did you joined !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, a site for rich men to date sexy
women? I just found that many people here keep talking it these days! I need the answer from you!
Laurel, are you a so called Jenhen?
Fuck you, then!
No, just kidding. Really though, I am very disappointed at your come back.
First of all, I'm nowhere near the bad gene pool of aging. Not to mention that I was likely in diapers when you were jerking off to Jen's Leprechaun AMAZING(HAHA!) performance.
See? I read too. I know this slag started off in b-films, where she, btw, should have stayed forever, but yah...
G'night and g'day to you sir.
Tomorrow is another day and maybe you can come up with a better burn at the internetz!
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:12pm.
How can her forehead be so smooth (BOTOX!, I know!) and her parenthesis around her mouf is still so visible?
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Okay Sibsi. Whatever.
How can her forehead be so smooth (BOTOX!, I know!)
I've never had any work done, or had botox-injections, and my forehead is wrinkle-free.
and her parenthesis around her mouf is still so visible?
Maybe she used to smoke? Or still does? And she sure as hell is pictured smiling a lot..
You're the dumb one, Sibsi... or maybe, if in your experience this is an impossibility, you come from a badly wrinkled gene-pool. Not everyone ages poorly, Sibsi, and not everyone needs botox at 30+.
What an annoying comment.
Where is the relation between Angelina movies or acting skills with Jennifer Aniston choices?
How can her forehead be so smooth (BOTOX!, I know!) and her parenthesis around her mouf is still so visible?
Does she not botox that area as some sort of evidence that she doesn't dip into the Botulism needle or something?
Dumb.
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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 3:18pm.
I hear ya.
And romcoms are popular at the moment even Meryl Streep has signed up to do a comedy. Jen has great comedic timing shes like the female Jim Carrey, why should she stop doing something she does well and makes her tons of money because of a few loons wanting to hear her scream "bring me mwah son back" over and over in movies
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Submitted by Jezzy on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:17pm.
IMO, Brad cannot headline a movie by himself, he's best suited ensemble cast movies, same with Vin Diesel(Boiler Room)(. Jennifer Aniston has found a nice niche for herself in rom-coms, but she can stretch herself in indie flicks like the Good Girl. Jolie's problem(several of many) is that she cannot the embody the character, because she has no depth, she makes the character embody her(don't know if that makes any sense). I think Jennifer Aniston is and will always be much more of a Hollyweird power player behind the scenes
, than either of those two dips**ts.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
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i hear ya. Jolie can't play a character outside of her own self. Her movie roles seem to run parallel to her lifestyle at that moment.
She was in Gia when she was lost in Hwood and looking for her daddy'a approval. Years later she starred in Mighty Heart when decided to become a Saint and started purchasing kids all over the globe.
The only questions I got is this: Is she choosing her roles based on where is in life at that particular moment OR is she modeling her life after the roles she's being offered??
Funny how people hack on Jen for doing all these "silly rom coms" and yet she's still working, pulling in the cash, making people laugh and cry and is still well loved by the public! And she does it without revamping her image, adopting orphans, sleeping with married men, sucking on her brothers tongue, or doing photo ops with refugees !! I say kudos to her.
I'd rather watch a simple comedy/love story that has more to do with real life, than some 100lb chic pretending to be a bad ass assassin !!
I heard somewhere that working with Ed Norton is like taking a cheese grater to your face every day. In other words, it's not a pleasant experience.
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LOL! Is that what happened to Pitt's face?
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:52pm.
It bothers me because he steals roles he doesn't deserve from people like Hugh Jackman (who make back cost expenses) solely because he happens to be with the "it" girl of the moment and turning himself into her.
Brad underperforms and the only reason he gets roles, is nepotism and milking his relationships to the max
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Race Bannon
Ditto!!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Okay, correct me if I am wrong, but don't single people date? Why is it that she must have something wrong with her if she dates different people? That doesn't make her a serial dater, it makes her smart. She obviously got burned by the last major relationship she had with a man (Pitt) and maybe is being cautious and also having fun.
Before I met my partner, I dated a lot of different men because I wanted to see what was out there. It is what single people do.
I think it is odd if you are single and you don't see what is available. Look at Jessica Simpson, she rushes into these long term boyfriends and they end with her getting hurt. Aniston seems to enjoy her life and the fact that she can do what she wants.
Jennifer's hair is processed within an inch of its live. I can hear it scream for mercy all the way from here.
MAD
And who might you be? Are you trying to provoke me into an argument over a personal opinion of a celebrity? BTW I WISH I was Jen Aniston and could live her life. Doubtful it wouldn't beat the hell out of YOURS and mine. Step off!!
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Race Bannon
Grassyass!! I just think that she seems pretty decent as a person. And the loons drive me loco. I mean if any couple out there would have a reason to want to be in movies that were more positive because of their child army, it would be the JPs right?? But instead mommas an assassin by day and loving mom by night? Seems to me Jen has the healthier outlook and one that would be more consistant with raising kids. Chances are she wouldn't be giving her child a dagger for his birthday. Call me crazy but who in their right mind would think AJ would be the more positive role model? I wonder if the kids have seen Marley & Me yet or does AJ forbid them from seeing that one? I'd love to know the answer to that question. Haha.
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IMO, Brad cannot headline a movie by himself, he's best suited ensemble cast movies, same with Vin Diesel(Boiler Room)(. Jennifer Aniston has found a nice niche for herself in rom-coms, but she can stretch herself in indie flicks like the Good Girl. Jolie's problem(several of many) is that she cannot the embody the character, because she has no depth, she makes the character embody her(don't know if that makes any sense). I think Jennifer Aniston is and will always be much more of a Hollyweird power player behind the scenes, than either of those two dips**ts.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
I don't get the whole Maniston thing. She really is the most dull & predictable celebrity out there. Her roles are all the same, she is a serial dater (and loser) and she has had the same look since the beginning of "Friends".
AND made soap out of lipo'd human fat. AWESOME.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I think Pimpcessa might be Jen's Dlisted name!!
she's here! she's here!!
LMAO
Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:02pm.
it's ok ;)
i am a norton fan too. (not that big of one i guess)
but also- i saw fight club first, before i saw american hist X, and that is where i noticed him, and the only reason i went on to watch a.h.x. so that's prolly why i thought that.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
No!!!! An insomniac. Can mimic.
Not that I have any experience with that.
Ahem.
Hey! I got it! He was a schizo!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Bitchette- Sorry. I wasn't trying to sound Mr.Know -it-all like.
I am just a Norton fan.
*reports Stoney*
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
*gives Stoney the side eye*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:58pm.
STSU
Isn't DP tonight?!?
I saw them way back in 1990. yeah, I'm old....
Is tomorrow!!
I feel like a little girl!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
"Courtney Cox" = Courteney Cox Arquette, yeah?
I dont like manistons lips, though i do approve of her hay hair *neighs*
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LMAO stupid PP posted this link on her own facebook page LMAO!
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=112276341735&h=bVpjO&u=NpdN6&r...
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:29pm.
IDK. I'mm 33 and was called a hot Cougar by some 20 something year olds a while back. I wanted to die.How did I bypass MILF and go straight to cougar?
*cries again*
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Awww, you didn't, honey. You're just a young cub yet with decades of MILF to go.
Young-uns these days! Little shits.
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*Deletes Stoney from friend list*
You silly cow????!!!!!! You didn't "get" Fight Club"???
Reports self for ever liking Stoney ;)
STSU
Isn't DP tonight?!?
I saw them way back in 1990. yeah, I'm old....
smurfy: I know, it was when he was just getting big that I met her and she was kicking herself!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:56pm.
I thought Fight Club was a stupid fucking movie. Hey, let's beat the shit out ourselves for the hell of it, great idea!
*REPORTS STONEY!!!!!!!!!!*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:49pm.
I used to work with a girl who turned Ed Norton down for the prom! LOL
his family is big in MD.
Who is that Stupid Bitch?
he is my No 2 sexiest guy alive, his smile melts me.
*fans herself*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I thought Fight Club was a stupid fucking movie. Hey, let's beat the shit out ourselves for the hell of it, great idea!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:54pm.
's ok. *muah!*
now- back on duty :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
And with movies like the ones above, Blandistan fans can't understand why the world could POSSIBLY think she's desperate and pathetic.
bitchette - Sorry betch! I'm on loon dutie and fergotted.
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:44pm.
what is with you and the back cost expenses in the us?
who cares? like really?
Stoney- Say it ain't so! Oh well, I don't have to work with him, I just like looking at him. He has a clean cut, boyish charm that really turns me on. Of course, in a platonic sort of way. : )
stars - quit yer google search. Fight Club, when released didn't hit it big, no, didn't earn back what it cost to make it.
BUT, it seems to have been discovered and LOVED, years later as a under culture EPIC MOVIE!
Something you seem to FAIL to recognize.
If it was such a failure of a movie, why is there so much out there for sale, IN DIRECT REFERENCE TO IT!?!?
I used to work with a girl who turned Ed Norton down for the prom! LOL
his family is big in MD.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Pimpcessa-Well said!
ok! i get it.
i usually don't restrain myself to facts and dates and shit. i just like to say what i want to say. :)
and- even if fight club did not make a lot of $, people remember and quote and re-enact years and years later, it obviously made a very big impact.
we could name of painters who only ever sold one or two paintings during their life, but who's paintings are now in the louvre. so possibly amount of $ made is not a good indication of quality. hannah fucking montana anyone?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Snowpiece- American History X was a good, good movie. Ed Norton's body in that film was sublime!
I heard somewhere that working with Ed Norton is like taking a cheese grater to your face every day. In other words, it's not a pleasant experience.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Who gives a shit if Jen sticks to movies that she's good at?? For christs sake people seem to love her in the rom-coms. Big deal. She apparantly likes making movies and she's good at it otherwise she wouldn't be working right now at all. She certainly doesn't need to work. Maybe she doesn't like doing all the super dark heavy drama movies - maybe it sucks to try and let that shit go at night when you're making them. Maybe it's difficult to get raped on the movie set during the day and then shaking it off at night. And there's alot to be said for movies that make us laugh in this day and age. Keep it up Jen. And quite frankly I think that there's way too many movies that glamourize killing and drugs and so on. Is it any wonder we have kids in the street emulating that behavior? They think it's cool to pull a home invasion on some old couple in their twilight years.
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