Jennifer Aniston Needs New People
Who in the cookie dough hell is Jennifer Aniston's agent? Maddox on stilts?! Because Jenny's choice of movie roles are not helping her case. First, was The Break-Up, then The Baster and now we have PUMAS (that's sad old maidey-talk for cougars)!!!!
Variety says that Jenny will co-star in the movie about "two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations."
Did Jenny not learn anything from watching the trailer for Courtney Cox's Cougar Town?!
What's next? Derailed: The Story of Jennifer Aniston's Love Life or Love Happens, Just Not To Me Or Rumor Has It...That You Married Your Entire Collection of Stuffed Animals.
Maybe Jenny is just irony's #1 customer.
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As long as she isn't stealing married men, acting like a saint and adopting kids from around the world, I really don't care what she does.
Why does she have to pull the same shtick in every damn movie she's in?
ooops hope I didn't offend Sparky's Nemesis.
If she's a failure, where in hell do I sign up?
PUMAS you mean HENDS?
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The rape vitim was a CON job with her boyfriend scammer. still hate this FUG untalented self absorbed useless fucking TWAT.
TEAM Jolie if I gotta take a side.
LOVE YOU MICHAEL K!!!!!
I'd take her life in a second..The next second, I'd lock Jason Batemen in my trailer.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
her movies and acting just suck. she's a great player of the hollywood game. thats really all i got for this beeotch
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:26am.
Uh but she played a rape victim in Derailed which was about as far away from Rachel as one can get and a dowdy saleswoman in Management (also as far away from Rachel as one can get)
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Who gives a shit - it's being partially shot in France - sounds good to me!
And - her life doesn't seem bad to me either.
aslong as she's not in a remake or adopting children from left to right...I'm alright with whatever she does..
Coma Caca!!
Uhh, I don't think that Jen is flooded with with offers to portray interesting, strong, well-rounded women.
This is the only thing that she can do, because it's the only thing she knows.
She is completely talentless (whoever said she has wonderful comic timing can go suck on a log of her lonely shit), and lacking in depth.
That's on both a personal and professional level, btw.
I've never seen her do anything that you couldn't see at a local amateur dramatics club.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Edina and Patsy already DID the French skiing vacation thing. When Saffy was getting married.
I'd like Jennifer Anniston to play something other than Jennifer Anniston playing Rachel Green playing _____________ like she has in every movie she's done since she started in Friends.
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:15am.
Team Jennifer! (Okay I am afraid of her daddy-Victor Kiriakis)
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HAHAHAHHA!!! He keeps coming back from the dead! I am scared too!
*gets popcorn Ready*
*waits for the Loonies*
I don't Hate JA, She is not the greatest Actress that ever lived, but she was amazing on the Good girl.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
*reports X*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Dr. Duke here and I would prescribe repeated HBI treatment, she should come see me.
And I didn't think she could get any worse than a movie called THE BASTER. Atleast that mess has Jason Bateman in it.
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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!
So she had some bad movies. Let's count the numnber of bad movies Holie and her butt boy were in.
She's also had some pretty successful romantic comedy.
See, America would rather watch her and lite fare that that fucking whore and dickless wonder who make vanity movies that suck.
I don't understand all the hate on this woman. She's living a good life, she's got a rocking body -- much better than that bag of bones she lost her husband too. AND she's fucking some pretty hot guys and is rich. What's not to love about that?
I love Jennifer...her niche is romantic comedies, and unlike some, *coughHAGELcough* she is a nice person. Her co-stars have nothing but good to say about her.
Still don't get the hate. Attractive, rich and nice.
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE PITTS SCREAM AT THE OCEAN!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Sounds good can't wait to see it. Jennifer has excellent comedic timing
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I think the name PUMAS has something to do with Hillary Clinton's candidacy, no?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
i mean i dont think shes that horrible of an actress...(ducks) i dont get why she picks some shite movies.
I guess I'm the only one who thinks this bitch's game is tired. She sucks.
Team Jennifer! (Okay I am afraid of her daddy-Victor Kiriakis)
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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
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The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?