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There's really something wrong with us as a civilization when a Vicodin-covered diamond like Paula Abdul can't get what she wants from American Idol producers, but Kara DioGagMeRoughly can. E!'s Marc Malkin has confirmed that Kara will reprise her role as "the useless one" on American Idol. A source said, "Her deal is done. There are no ifs, ands or buts. Done. She will be back."
Apparently, Kara's new paycheck doesn't have nearly as many zeros as the other judge's checks. If you ask me, if you paid her ass with Randy Jackson's old back fat skin, one of Simon's titty milk-stained t-shirts and one session with Ryan Gaycrest's ass hair plucker, it would still be too much.
Tivo needs to come out with a new BLOCK KARA'S WONKED UP JAW feature. Whenever Kara tries to unlock her jaw to talk, Keyboard Cat can step in to save us from fucking our ears with hot knives.
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Her dress is so gorgeous~~It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for
wealthy people and their admirers, it is called sugarscupid. c o m or something?
Awww! Too bad Hasselhoff is busy.
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wow she needs to gain like ten lbs cause that is gross
Simon's opinion is the only one the contestants wait to hear. I think the Simon/Randy/Paula formula worked and didn't need fixin'
Gaycrest did sign a 45 million dollar contract.
How disturbingly distasteful and unnecessary: I really dislike that guy. Really.
I think Randy shoud go home DAWG and Kara is superfluous: let's just keep the crazy and the cantankerous.
Every time I see that picture, I can't help but think of Skeletor. I commend her on her flat stomach but she's just flat all around. *shiver*
The Soup would miss Paula.
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the only judge i care about is paula...
simon is a cunt
randy is lame half the time
and kara...i just want to stab her in the ass
The only judges that I actually wanna hear from are Paula and Simon. Randy and that Kara skank are boring and they say the same boring shit eveytime.
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
The only judge I care about is Simon.
Hey Deb, oh I love it too! It's just not very professional. And her constant denial of it is like, bitch please!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
i thought everyone was in agreement that paula was the most entertaining part of the show??
it's like a mystery to solve- what the fuck is she talking about?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I am sorry, but Idol without Paula is just not American. I will miss that pilled out cry baby a lot if she is not back. I cannot stand that Kara creature. She is boring and doesn't know what she is talking about half the time. She is as exciting as watching paint dry on a humid day.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 12:16pm.
Well maybe Paula will finally get the point that you shouldn't go to work drunk and pilled up.
Hey Stoney, ordinarily I'd agree, but in Paula's case being drunk and pilled up makes her much more entertaining.
I'll bet the whole thing is just a way to get some buzz for the new season. Paula will be back.
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Paula Abdul is a national treasure. I would shank a bitch for Paula.
It's called SEXISM. The male judges make more than the female judges because they're men. We may have a Black President but women still make 60 cents for every dollar men make doing the same job. & IT AINT RIGHT.
Well maybe Paula will finally get the point that you shouldn't go to work drunk and pilled up.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
What's Cowell's annual salary again? $144 million?
And didn't Gaycrest just sign a $45 million deal? The money's got to come from SOMEwhere *glances conspiratorially at Paula*
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Bottom-feeder.
Never watched this show in its entirety but I have caught snippets: I don't get the appeal.
I love Abdul though, always will.
What this woman did to bikini girl was pretty cool but I don't see the need to pay millions for more critics.
No shit, Event_Horizon. Last season was the only one I watched, besides the 2nd season. Monkey fucking Allen is the epitome of "mediocre." Gah. I wasn't all "Adam didn't win because he's GAY" or non-commerical or people 'don't get him' or anything, but UGH. Kris Allen is the blandest sink of dirty dishwater I've ever seen, especially compared to some of the contestants they had this season, like Allison and Adam. Makes me embarrassed that I even watched. America is so fucking lame.
Paula is a mess, but that's what adds character to the show...The show is getting pretty annoying at this point, so the last thing it needs is less Paula. Kara is boring as fuck, she never said anything remotely interesting. Ugh.
I could be wrong, but I think this show is slowly going down the shitter anyway. This bland chick won't help any.
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I gives a fuck who the judges are as long as they're entertaining and the only one entertaining is Simon....the rest just make me mad, including Paula!! I don't plan on watching next year anyway's and not even because Adam lost but because Chris won. Boy aint bad, but there were far more talented performers up there...mediocrity is the name of the game on that show it seems and I dont care to participate...
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I'm sorry, but American Idol is probably going to be in for a rude fucking awakening if they go ahead this season with Kara but without Paula. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they actually dropped in ratings because of it. Very little of their fanbase likes Kara, and Paula is somewhat of a "fan favorite," so to speak...behind Simon, of course. Wtf?! What on earth would possess them to ditch Paula but keep worthless fucking RANDY JACKSON?! At least Paula offers support when she's sober, and entertainment when she's not. Randy offers "uhhhhh, DAWG!" and "I wasn't feelin' it." EVERY FUCKING TIME. I've never heard anybody say anything positive about Randy. What IS this fuckery?! Good God, entertainment execs are so fucking out of tune.
American Idol without Paula is like Vicodin without a Vodka chaser...ok but not as good as it could be.
i saw this woman on this waste of space show once and all i got was some meglomaniac ego driven competitive nutter who wanted to fight all the contestants for the spotlight....Dont take it off her or she goes into a Pitbull meltdown...
Ive seen this show about 6 times and i can NEVER make it through, its like watching a mental health conference set to music, with no therapist at hand.
YAWN
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
So over this show, and she's nice enough but just not that hot on any level
Oh no! I was really hoping she would go away.
How tedious was she? I hated her last season. Maybe this will make m break the cycle.
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Come on now. You all know Paula WILL be back. She's not going anywhere.
As for Kara, I don't get it. She brought absolutely NOTHING to the show. She doesn't even have the chemistry with the other judges. I think it was set up to be Simon/Randy vs Paula/Kara. But...I always got the feeling Paula and Kara couldn't stand each other. Why the hell don't they just keep it the Original Three? With celebrity guest judges. Or why not have former Idol contestants come in as the weekly mentor?
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:18am.
What the fuck? It's 2009 and they're still not paying women as much as men for the same job.
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There is one job we're more then willing to pay full price for.
stoney: I know, that's BS, Randy at least should make the same as Paula, dawg.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Don't watch AI so I have never seen this woman in action...but that picture makes her look like some kind of tranny scarecrow.
What the fuck? It's 2009 and they're still not paying women as much as men for the same job.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Where is God when you need him (to send a gigantic meteor hurtling toward Fox studios)?
When are producers gonna learn "crazy" is the new "sex?" No one wants to see just a pretty face. They need some good ole fashion insanity to keep viewers interested.
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Never watching this shit again. Nice abs, you useless twat.
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And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that love survives so we can rock forever. - Michael Jackson
My guess is that Paula was too pilled up and puked on Simon's dick halfway thru the the suck so he said " Off you go,now send in the salad tosser."
They have to bring back Paula. This gal isn't going to cut it. The show needs Paula. Give her some more voco money Goddamnit!
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WHY God WHY!!!! Kara Di STFU!?!?!?!?!
Did you guys hear the Idols refused to sing her horrendous song on the tour! LOL I bet that was Glambert's doing.
If Paula is not there I might have to boycott (yeah right, I'm a damn loon, that's not happening)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Even more reason not to watch that crapfest.
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Bottom-feeder.
No idea who she is....just saw her in MK's previous post.
Anyway, so they kicked out Paula for good? She'll soon shout how unfair the biz is towards aging women and give us another cry outburst.
She was always fun to watch though...
Merk needs to see if they can bottle her shtick in place of Ambien. Maybe she's getting paid by the number of yawns she produces in a given episode.
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Don't watch - Don't Care - Next
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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?
i cannot stand her
what a mega douche of a woman
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT!