The Photoshop Awards: ANOTHER Brit Brit For Candie's Picture
Just take the essence of Prostitution Whore from The Real Housewives of NJ, stir in a drop Swan Brooner's tears of determination, throw in every single item Contempo Casuals made in 1988 and blend until creamy. After you pour it into a bowl and sprinkle a handful of Victoria Gotti's dandruff on top, you will have this picture! This is just more Photoshop fakery from Candie's!
You won't be seeing this one hanging in the middle of a Kohl's anytime soon, because it was an outtake. They probably woke up, smelled the Cheeto smegma and realized this picture looked it belonged in a catalog for mail order mob wives (please tell me such a thing exists).
Here's some un-touched pictures of Brit Brit with her soulmate Frapp (WITH WHIP!!!) yesterday in Los Angeles. It's always amazing to see pictures of Brit like the one above, because she never needs help from the Photoshop fairies. Behold her natural beauty!
Sources: ONTD, INFDaily.com, Splash
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She is the ugliest hollyho - naturally or photo shopped. Enough of this joke.
If the photoshopping actually looked GOOD it would be one thing but this campaign makes her look a good 15 years older than she is........
Shitney's smile in the pic of her behind the wheel with the sunglasses reminds me of a mad chimp, lol!
And there's no amount of photoshop that can save her from looking like a cheap, dime-store hookah!
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NO! She doesn't look "so hot".
Unless you mean a hotmess.
Also, fuck off. We do not need your annoying spamming here.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating
online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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that's just disturbing
A french manicure - now there's a shocker.
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Angel_i!
Where are you?
We need you.
We would love to see what kind of wonders you would do to this photo with your l33t ph0T0sh0p'z skillz.
She looks like her Spanx is KILLING her!
Her earrings look like little transformers. I L-O-V-E the magic that is thumbnail #1. She is almost back to her 2007 self!! Welcome back Unfitney, we missed you!! Start chewin on those acrylics yall!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Poor brit, I love her. She looks so sad in that pic. I want to take her hope with me and give her all the frapps and cheetos she wants and let her laze around in peace till she's happy again.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
She looks good and happy. Finally the girl got a break this year. Come on MK , I know you love Britney .
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:03pm.
They should have airbrushed the tacky out, yo~
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Impossible!
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
They should have airbrushed the tacky out, yo~
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Is the Linda Hogan look in nowadays?
Submitted by hotslutoftheday on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 5:07pm.
Um... Why does Britney look crazy again?
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Crazy is as crazy does.
Um... Why does Britney look crazy again?
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i don't understand... did they even TRY to make her look good?
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If they passed it off as a collage, it might have worked.
Also, my mom had her purse stolen at Contempo Casuals. Or maybe it was Rainbow.
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She is starting to worry me, If someone told me those were pics from her pre -conservatorship days, i wouldnt know the difference.
who the hell is that?
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DaddysJoy!!! So good to see you, love!
And yes, cut-rate styling.
Submitted by DaddysJoy on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 2:43pm.
Who styled that photo shoot?
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Helen Keller.
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Bottom-feeder.
Who styled that photo shoot? Horrible clothing selections.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
she never had "it", but she's definitely lost whatever the fuck it was that made tweens flocked to her.
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GoTexan40mg on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:08pm.
She's dressed like an Atlantic City Lot Lizard..
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Brilliance. And she does. I love the term 'lot lizard' i learned it from dear MK on here.. and of course share it with anyone else in the dark about what they are. HA!
Who mentioned Contempo Casuals? I am dying over here. The memories! Anyone else remember 'Fashion Bug?' THIS is the look they love.
GoTexan40mg on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:08pm.
She's dressed like an Atlantic City Lot Lizard..
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Brilliance. And she does. I love the term 'lot lizard' i learned it from dear MK on here.. and of course share it with anyone else in the dark about what they are. HA!
Who mentioned Contempo Casuals? I am dying over here. The memories! Anyone else remember 'Fashion Bug?' THIS is the look they love.
All of that photoshop and she still looks like she's on horse tranquilizers.
Was it too much to ask to have them Photoshop the constipated look off of her face?
So, when is she supposed to get the green light on her personal freedom? Is it soon?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
LOL letinstar! So true! Rather dowdy and suburban.
Here's a funny Candie's story: Tuesday I was in Manhattan and saw TWO older women - in their late 50's early 60's wearing Candie's lime green and purple wedgies... I laughed till I cried: off on my own of course, I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings...
But come on - how age-INappropriate!
Couldn't she just tell one of her minions to go get her a frapp for god sake?? She damn near gets in a wreck just getting a coffee on a daily basis. Better yet, why doesn't starbucks set up shop in her house? Think of the money they could make!!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
As usual, this aging bint is 100% smoke n mirrors CON. I wouldn't buy any fucking thing this fake is trying to sell. The only thing I buy is that she still has that crazy look in her eyes. Not surprising either, now that the shitty Circus joke is over, Alky Daddy is declaring that she is 'sane'. On some level, I feel for her. She knows she's less than mediocre, she KNOWS it, but she has an entire clan of hillbilly leeches to support and so has to grind that chunk thigh to bring in the malt liquor money. I am sick of seeing this woman plastered all over the place like she really has something to offer. SHE DOESN'T. Hopefully, she conned enough pork rind money off the Circus joke to fuck the fuck off permanently.
Looks like crazy Brit may be making a comeback. And just in time: her dad is soon going to release her into the wild once again. Kevin: get ready to open another bank account...
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
brit looks like she should be a guest star on the mandrell sisters variety show...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Guess who I saw yesterday? K-Fed! I was walking down Hollywood Blvd at Highland (no I was not hooking), and there was a slight commotion from some photogs. I turn and see this trashy guy dressed like a 13-year old in a long t-shirt and below knee shorts, but he had a belly that made him look 8 months pregnant. K-Fed was just minding his own bidness and was walking with some guy in a straw fedora who looked kind of pimp-esque. A few people recognized him and took some pix, but I stood there and just shook my head and went about my way (actually, I lost it and wet my pants while crying, "Have mah babies!") All true except for the last sentence.
Good god, I showed my friend this and he thought she would probably look better in this picture if her head was shaven lol.
Probably would look like a much thicker, whiter version of Amber Rose with that getup on.
Candie's were the shit when I was a teen...
now they have this shit-for-brains as a rep: sickens me.
Why does Brit still drive? If I had her money, I would hire a driver so I could enjoy my frapp without interruption. One hand on the frapp and one on the wheel is a recipe for disaster.
Submitted by _meh_ on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:11pm.
A hideous jacket paired with the earrings from hell. And someone got payed big bucks to pull this shit. Life is unfair I tell ya
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i know, and how much is that jacket? like 10 dollars?
A hideous jacket paired with the earrings from hell. And someone got payed big bucks to pull this shit. Life is unfair I tell ya
She's dressed like an Atlantic City Lot Lizard.. EPIC FAIL
She looks so much as Lynne Spears in the first picture.
Waiting for the French manicure bashing
Jeez, the Photoshoppers aren't even trying to make her look natural any more. They've apparently given up.
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When Shitters blows it's going all over the shoes. Just bad advertising in my opinion.
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I went to the Candies sigh, in the other pic in that plaid dress thing, you can see in her face, she's sucking in and holding her breath.
HORRIBLE PICTURES!
She looks on the verge of tears and like she wants to push out a doody bubble! This is a horrible ad.
Candie's should really just use a cartoon for their ads and be done with it.
Speaking of Kim Kolciak's wig maker, the Real Tacky Housewives of Atlanta begins tonight! I cannot wait!