Thursday, July 30th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Shake Weight
This is a commercial for a completely unnecessary product called The Shake Weight. It is unnecessary because this shit already exists. It's called A DICK! To be blunt.
I wonder if The Shake Weight makes you lick the tip and moan like you're actually getting off on it? If you buy now, you'll get a set of mini vibrating medicine balls that you can play with in one hand while you're single-fisting The Shake Weight.
You know Madonna's Baby Jesus is looking down at his empty crotch area and thinking (read this in Portuguese), "Why didn't someone tell me about this shit before?!"
SPOILER ALERT: The "prestigious California university" that conducted the scientific study is DeVry.
VIA Jezebel
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:28am.
That's more like it. NEVER withhold the good shizz or imma come after yooo!!
Nite cheerio! Kittens and rainbows :)
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
lol oooooh my2cents..no nose hairs but maybe some yes yes area you can umm...nevermind lets continue this soap opera later on. Have a lovely sleep and no worries...boxed wine and herbal greens will be available. ((hugs and spanks))
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:14am.
*whhachk!*
Fuckit, you weren't supposed to enjoy that! Hmm what would actually hurt enough to teach you a lesson?
*get out tweezers and aims for Cheerios nose hairs*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
ohh babeh...my Two Scents...go for it..slap me..
rofl. do it
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:03am.
I'm not talking to you since you threatened to withhold boxed wine AND ganja! Frankly, you're lucky I don't slap you.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 1:11pm.
don't hold the door open for you (I'm Southern, we have manners)
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Oh, I hate that.
Hate...
*the sound of unglazed porcelain scraping together.
*it when people chew with their mouth open, especially with things like moist sandwiches. BARF.
*groups of people who insist on walking side-by-side, hogging up the sidewalk, walking really slowly when I'm in a hurry.
*people who lick their fingers and put the WHOLE end of the finger in their mouth--disgusting uncouth people like ANGELINA JOLIE.
*when somebody or my ex-roommate leaves dishes in the sink that are still coated in junk--like ketchup or oatmeal chunks or whatever--RINSE IT OFF.
*"kitteh," "nom nom," "totes"--anything intended to sound particularly cutesy or cool.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 2:04pm.
One more pet peeve. People who don't return their shopping carts to the return thingy (??) in the parking lot
And that's about eight pages too late, but oh well.
in bed (tossin and turnin')
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:12am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:08am.
what?!?!... you got a problem with drinking dishwashing liquid?!.... pfffttt... you ain't lived till you mix a "palmolive lemon drop"
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Screw you *pop* ESE!! That "lemon drop" tastes like crap *pop* and now I'm burping bubbles!!! *pop* GAH!! *pop* Arggh! *pop*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
I dont understand the shaking...or I mean the dynamic inertia of this tool...cause I dont see it as an exercise thing. ummm ok cool ima leave here since I am alone so thats ok...later on I will never bring the boxed wine nor the herb...
Coma Caca!!
(side eye)...sighs
Coma Caca!!
ESE left without making out with me...Heart is melting
hahahahaha
Coma Caca!!
Great...that was wonderful lost Internet connection...
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:19am.
Nite
*watches ESE run out for Pledge*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I hate when the lyrics people submit grammar mistakes and I skip over one to correct. Dumbasses. (me too, in this instance)
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It's all right if you love me
It's all right if you don't
I'm not afraid of you running away
Honey, I get the feeling you won't
- Tom Petty
wow, you guys are really making me want a drink right now.
:)
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Its all right if you love me
Its all right if you don't
I'm not afraid of you running away
Honey, I get the feeling you won't
- Tom Petty
SONOFA!!!!.... phone call... gotta go.... see ya all!!
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:12am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:08am.
what?!?!... you got a problem with drinking dishwashing liquid?!.... pfffttt... you ain't lived till you mix a "palmolive lemon drop"
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Pledge is actually one of the active ingredients in my Kamikaze.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:08am.
what?!?!... you got a problem with drinking dishwashing liquid?!.... pfffttt... you ain't lived till you mix a "palmolive lemon drop"
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:00am.
if dishwasher liquid is made from real lemons, why is lemon juice made from artificial flavors?... heard it on "Craig Fergason" the other night... thought it was the most intelligent question i've heard in years!!
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Because otherwise, lemonade would taste like dishwashing liquid.
Why do they advertise products as "New & Improved"? If it's new, why not give it a chance before haphazardly "improving" upon it?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:00am.
if dishwasher liquid is made from real lemons, why is lemon juice made from artificial flavors?... heard it on "Craig Fergason" the other night... thought it was the most intelligent question i've heard in years!!
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:55pm.
sooo... you're o.k. then?... i got a question.... interested?
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Interested in a question, don't want to make out.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
not drunk enough to make out yet ESE...
soon soon...and No videos..not into home movies.
Capt Spaulding my dear...hi there, as usual..sleepless in my tropical hut
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:55pm.
sooo... you're o.k. then?... i got a question.... interested?
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:54pm.
sssoooo.... wannna make out?!.... HAHA!... no idea what a "Peaches song" is, but i can bullshit!
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:51pm.
Reading the David Ortiz comments on SI.com.
Hate the Sox, but I think it sucks about the steroids witch hunt they have for baseball, yet NFL & NBA players can literally kill and maim people, while suspended for steroids, and you never hear another word.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
No idea...we're here alone ESE... bought a 6 pack so..umm drink up. (listening to Peaches song)..the story of my life
Coma Caca!!
where's the TV?... where's the PSL?... Where's the Sheeps?... where's the EEG?... come on people... i'm drinkin' tonight!!!
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
ESE: incredible...yeah go for it. have a party with the cheddar...
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:44pm.
mind me if i steal the cheddar... i think i'm gonna make tacos!
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
Night Sibsi!! sleep well.
ESE: there are some beers in the fridge...go for it.
Coma Caca!!
You're pretty, Chirio ;)
Time to head to bed now.
Been fun chatting with you - and Tristam - tonight, although the conversation looked a bit disjointed, lol. But here we are and it looks weird, but real life would be more like we're both asking you several questions rapid fire style!
So g'night to whoever is still awake and NOT a bot.
<3 Sibs
sssoooo... where can a guy get a drink around here?
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
talk about caliente...this fan is not helping my body heat. ha! Depeche Mode is coming in October..definately going.
Coma Caca!!
Yes Sib, that's me...I tend to be a little wacky at times..its my nature.
Coma Caca!!
Tri:oooh that would be nice...lobster,shrimp yummy. I did that once and I slept like a baby the next day...I cant really remember a lot of the activities I do..but I am sure they are/were fun.
Really a dental equip factory wow.
Coma Caca!!
Cool!
Also, is that you in that avatar? Caliente for sure. Looks like Salma Hayek.
Yes as in Cheerio..no worries I understand you haha
all good...
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:27pm.
Thank you. *daydreaming* Drinking, you say? By the beach? Seafood, you say?
My buddy just came back at 3 am today from visiting a large US-owned dental equipment factory in SJ. He loved it but didn't have time to get to Los Suenos.
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Are 'Friends' Electric?
Ugh, sorry, Chirio(is it pronounced like the "Cheerio" cereal, btw?) if that jumbled mess did not make sense.
The spambots, the jenhens and such got to me!
Joking, probably my third shot of Stoli tonight, so ignore me if it doesn't make sense.
Oh and it sounds lovely to just do a lot of tropical activities - wif/or/without the boozing - but in two weeks I go back to school =\
hahaha...now that sounds a little sexy, "hey boyfriend I wanna give you some dynamic inertia"...
Coma Caca!!
Tristram: Usually the "summer" starts Nov-April.
after that like right now it rains on and off. Lots of beautiful beaches here
Coma Caca!!
Could there be a better example of oxymoron than "dynamic inertia"?
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Are 'Friends' Electric?
Sibsiiiiiiii!! wha wha in the what..ha. Sure..I'll be going in 2 wks. One does the usual walks on the beach, drinkin if thats your thang and lots of tropical activities I shall not name. ahaha...
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:18pm.
Thanks!! Does it matter which season or is it about the same all year? It looks sooooo pretty and I loves to fish.
I'm here, Chirio!
<3 /hugs and all that.
Trying to 'fight' the spambots by posting on top of them so they're not on the 'latest' comments session.
Can I come over when you visit the 'rents in Puntarenas?
@Tristram: No, I wanted to go there at the beginning of this year to take time off and meditate with myself. But, duty calls...maybe next year. It's located in the Pacific in Puntarenas my parents live in Puntarenas so I dont tend to stay in hotels. Lots of nice cabins by the beach and cheap.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:02pm.
bored ...anyone out there...
Chirio, do you know anything about Los Suenos Resort? It looks lovely.
http://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/sjols-los-suenos-marriott-ocean-an...
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and
more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will
the world be??
bored ...anyone out there...
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:23pm.
Christ sakes now I have seen everything. The next time I give hubby a handjob
In just six minutes!
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...I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin'...