The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 30th!

Pretty sad that it's gotten to the point where one of Hugh's girls has to carry him around in her underwear. - NoAnjl

Runners-up:

Still less airbrushing than a Britney Spears photo. - Team Valtrex

That skeleton was given a conjugal visit with his girlfriend, but after seeing the horrors that lie below, he's scrambling to return to Hell. - perky

Nashville's newest singing sensation,The Dixie Tricks. - shaishai

Source (Thanks JM)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:37pm.

TVVVVVVVVVVVVV! Even your average entires are funnier than the majority! hehe

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:01pm.

NoAnjl, congrats baby doll!!! ♥♥♥

Great job to the rest of you sluts too!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:27am.

My girl NoAnjl, WTG!!! Congrats TeeVee ♥♥♥, perky and shaishai.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:50am.

Congrats all, especially NoAnjl! DING!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:47am.

major congrats, you funny whores!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:30am.

Thank you to my squeeze MK and thank you to all my Dlisted budz. Have a great weekend!

Congrats to Team Valtrex, perky and shaishai!!! LOL!!! *muahs*

*leaves to make appointments for all DListers to get airbrushed*
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JABIFFXOXO

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:18am.

YAYAYAY TeeVee!!! LMAO NoAnjl, perky, and shaishai.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:12am.

NoAnjl

That shit is classic! Good one!!!

Big shout out congrats to all the winners :)

Submitted by faruxue on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:10am.

I recommend you a nice milionaire dating place __wealthyfish.C om__. Whenever I chat with my friends there I feel really relaxed and happy. They are easygoing and honest. Hope you can find more nice rich friends there. Good luck to you.

Submitted by Trixie1223 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:04am.

NoAngil...I spit my drink out at the screen when I read that: ROFL

Congrats to rest too..all well done!

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 7:46am.

congrats to all the winners! NoAnjl I freaking LOVED it!
TVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 7:41am.

It's One-Eyed Jack's Saloon in Sturgis, South Dakota. (I would have guessed further south--say, Texas?) They have a webcam so you can see what the denizens are up to. I plan to check back in about midnight tonight.

http://www.oneeyedjackssaloon.com/

Submitted by The Hoople on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 7:36am.

NoAnjl XOXOX
I knew it when I read it!

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 7:29am.

Excellent NoAnjl!! XOXOXO
Way to go TV, Perky and ShaiShai!! Funny stuff!

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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?

Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 7:08am.

LOL, NoAnjl!! Had to look at the pic again and then I saw it..Hahaha!
Congrats Team♥V *mucho smoochos as always*
WTG, perky, and shaishai, funny hookahs!

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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 7:08am.

Congrats to all, but I knew NoAnjil had it in the bag with that one!

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:56am.

Congrats NoAnjl♥!! Congrats as well to TV (sending you a year's supply of voddie & pineapple juice), perky, and shaishai!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:55am.

Congrats hot slutz!

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:55am.

Congratulations NoAnjl!! Hugh has been creeping me out lately. That captain's hat of his needs to go back to the 60s.

Congrats also to Team Valtrex, perky and shaishai!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:55am.

LOL!! that is too funny NoAnjl. Well done Chica.

Congrats to all !

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:53am.

LOL, Congrats to the winners! The first one and "dixie tricks" made my day!!

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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."

Submitted by akell10200 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:20am.

Now that Debbie Rowe has all the limelight, Fishsticks and Vadge try to bring her into the fold.

Submitted by LadyHeather1973 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:13am.

Please give generously to "The Retired & Aging Exotic Dancers Fund"

Submitted by bitchest bitch on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 4:32am.

YAY MitcFest has started early

by: rabid lesbian

Submitted by Chilly on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:39am.

Stan Lee's latest cable venture "Who wants to be a Super Skank?"

Submitted by Peary on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:29am.

Dove's real beauty campaign pushes the envelope a tad bit far.

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:20pm.

Okay, mine is not funny but I have to type this out:

Simon Cowell's latest offering: Il Fuckpigs.

Submitted by areyouok715 on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:10pm.

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and

more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will

the world be??

Submitted by Terryble2 on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:04pm.

BORED IN THE U.S.A.

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:33pm.

Following the Jackson family mandates on visitations with the children, Debbie Rowe disguises Prince, Paris and Blanket before she takes them to her favorite hang out.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Submitted by radio siren on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:29pm.

The Dixie Chicks have been promoting their new country album, "They're Headed Down South," with surprising gravity.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008

Submitted by evil jeff on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:28pm.

Janine Looked to the three ladies to her right, and realized there was an upside to having a mastectomy.

Submitted by leemega on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:22pm.

Who let Britney design a fashion line and pick the models?

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:14pm.

Real Housewives Dallas!

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Submitted by kathleenvh on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:06pm.

o. the one on the end, in chaps

Submitted by kathleenvh on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:05pm.

I'll take the one in chaps

Submitted by Trixie1223 on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:33pm.

I dread the allegience
to the flag, painted on the united flakes of America. And to the grey pubics, on which it stands, one tubal ligation, under teets, wish it was invisible, with liberty and cellulite for all.

Submitted by cmscitrine on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:50pm.

This fall on E!... The Girls in the Next Trailer.