Afternoon Crumbs
If I already wasn't a member of The Church of Chicken Cutlets, I'd join Shiantology - I'm Not Obsessed
JLo is taking her never-ending birthday celebrations overseas - Lainey Gossip
I would totally love Vadge's new song if we both time-traveled back to the 90s, did Tina together and then danced with our shirts off in a sea of gays - Towleroad
New pap pictures of Sarah Larson 3.0 (or are we on 5.0 by now?) - Hollywood Tuna
Summit checks Rachelle Lefevre, accuses her of lie-tellery - Just Jared
Missy from Bring It On is in a bikini on FHM - Egotastic!
A model collector zips through London - Popsugar
The Bikini Bandit hits Mississippi (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Plastic surgery done right. Unfortunately, Jocelyn Wildenstein is not included in this list. RECOUNT! - Cityrag
If you don't want anyone to know you're wearing a wig, maybe you should pay your wig maker - Hollywood Rag
Hmmmm...This reminds me that sometimes you can use Q-tips to knock the dingles out of your butt - Holy Moly!
OctoCrazy's mom is still living in a caca den, but at least her eyebrows are still looking gorgeous - Celebitchy
I think these pictures were marked wrong, because this looks more like Courtney Love's 30th birthday party - ICYDK
Stank pussy & sweet pussy - Popeater



Blasthemous yet funny at the same time. I'm referring to the Shia/Madonna pic, of course. But I may as well be describing the rest of the Afternoon Crumbers also!
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That is one creepy picture
Hol-E-SHIT the Shia artwork is absolutely fucking hysterical!!!! The mommy is Shia circa Indiana Jones and the baby pic is Louis Stevens~I LOVE IT!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
That picture is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!
Oh hell no, I think MK killed my Shia buzz.
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Re:
I think these pictures were marked wrong, because this looks more like Courtney Love's 30th birthday party - ICYDK
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MK, I think you are dead right - I looked at that pic and thought "that's courtney love"! Shit a barrel of potatoes - that kid is fucking old-lookin and UGLY! Damn! 16?? more like 61!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I call "bullshit" on the Twilight story with Lefevre being replaced with Ron Howard's daughter. No way would Lefevre (or any new actor with 1/2 brain) would fuck up a meal ticket like Twilight. She was great as a villian.
Now as for Ron Howard's daughter she does has a creepy quality to her (ala Lady in the Water) but no one can tell me her daddy didnt pull strings to get in the movie. She has great luck getting jobs in blokcbuster movies (Spiderman, Terminator). hmm I wonder how she does it or who she knows. Nice being a daddy's girl and not have pay dues working shit acting jobs.
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Resistance is Futile!
I will never look at Shia the same again.
that Taylor Momson is fug and a little ho, Provy, is this the one who talks to you thru the tv?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
really good photoshopping. oh S. i'm a shiantologist.LOL*blush*
Shia has Obama face.
Madonna's new song "Celebration" is no longer on YouTube but "Holiday" re-make I bet?
Leonardo Di picks his teeth like Blohan.
Parasite is getting so odd and angular looking as she waddles towards menopause that she's almost fun to look at now.
Nice crumbs today.
Baby Shia looks like a naked little vampire Paul Reiser about to put the bite on a veiled and mesmerized Parker Stevenson.
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Bottom-feeder.
Baby Shia has a full set of teeth... *shudder*
Octocunt's Mommy can piss the fuck off. The apple doesn't fall far from the scumbag.
*Doesn't know whether to laugh heartily or run screaming from the Shia-baby*
How in the bloody hell does Tori Spelling go from being Donna Martin to a QTip MODEL?? wow. Downward spiral much?
And no way is that Taylor Momsen person 16. Bullshit. Bitch is 40 if shes' a day. Trust.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Shia makes an ugly babeh and woman all at once.impressive!
Baby Shia is horrifying!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Ciara who?
J.Ho's been around the block, who gives, who gives a flying fuck!
Madge's new song opens like "Good Life" - so 90s!
Shiantology is wack but I'm lovin' it. I gotta muscle in on that Photoshop action hehe.
But I wonder if a Brangeloon Vs. JenHend Photoshop site would be even better...hmmmmmmmmm
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Bottom-feeder.
That pic is all sorts of wrong but funny as hell esp the cherubic man-baby lol
Nadya Suleman's mother can blame her selfish daughter all she wants but ultimately, she is reaping the seeds of what SHE herself has sown. Get off your damn ass and clean that shit up even it it's a little at a time. It's been MONTHS since the lab rats lived there for chrissake although I do think Octocrazy should spring for a housecleaning service at the very least but ... that's where the selfish part rears its ugly head again ... I don't think Nadya would give her mother the steam off her piss.
LMAO at "Shiantology"! ahaaaha!
btw, was that a Michael Jackson coat for sale I saw over in the "Vintage" blog ad? fack!
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Meanwhile, the Old Masters are rolling over in their graves.