Thursday, July 30th 2009

Is Rachel McAdams' Sister The Mother Of Jude Law's Baby Friend?

Jude "I Swear I'll Pull Out In Time" Law announced that he has a fourth baby coming around the bend this Fall, but wouldn't say who he knocked up. YourTango (via Star) is saying that Rachel McAdams' younger sister, Hilary Swank Kayleen, is the woman who is brewing a little Jude Law baby in her womb. Apparently, Jude and Kayleen did fucky times last year without the help of a baby batter catcher mit.

They met in NYC when Kayleen came to visit her sister on the set of Sherlock Holmes. This might solve this blind item from CDAN:

This B+/A- movie actor had a great relationship with his C list movie actress co-star on one of his recent movies. It didn't lead to anything romantic for them, but the actress did invite her sister to the set. Well one thing led to the other and the next thing you know the sister of the C list actress was pregnant. When our actor found out, he dumped the sister and is saying the child isn't his. It made for a VERY tense time between the actress and the actor on their recent promotional tour.

However, Jude's spokeswhore told Life & Style that Kayleen McAdams IS NOT THE MOTHER.

A source told Life & Style that Jude did meet his baby mama in NYC while he was filming SH in January, but that it was just one of those "fuck, dump and bounce" sort of things. After Jude left town, the woman found out she had a case of the babies. She contacted Jude's publicist, they got a DNA test and that's that! The source went on to say, "The two of them are by no means together, but Jude isn't being a jerk about being a father. He's willing to take responsibility for his baby. And she's definitely keeping it. She's probably about seven months along right now."

Whoever, the lady is, she should name the baby Sherlock. It's the right thing to do. Homegirl should also stick a few Propecia pills in her vag, so the baby can grab 'em and eat 'em. I mean, look at Jude's "gone north" hairline. You can't be too careful!

Posted by: Michael K


Regina's picture

Rachel McAdams is definitely not a C-lister.

LittleTart's picture

Since when is Rachael McAdams C list?

cadebra1961's picture

Jude's got the 'O' face thing going on there. And whoever that chick is, she is pretty fug. Looks like Sandy Duncan all dyked-up. Anyways, glad she didn't abort the baby, regardless of who the asshole daddy is!
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I thought that was Pink

islandgirl's picture

I HATE when wine happens. :)

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NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:22pm.

The baby mama would be IG, if she had her way and no sense about her! Oh, wait...
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The baby mama would be IG, if she had her way and no sense about her! Oh, wait...
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:48pm.
To me, Rachel is not a C list actress! C'mon now. And a sis named Kayleen?? RU sure she's from Canada and not down South.

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I agree, Rachel is at least B+. Jude is the one teetering on the C list.

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I always thought that Rachel McAdams was very pretty. But her sister... eww. Not a good picture of her, at least.

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To me, Rachel is not a C list actress! C'mon now. And a sis named Kayleen?? RU sure she's from Canada and not down South.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:37pm.
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I know! I'm the Jimmy Olsen of gossip. :)

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TMZ is saying the mother is Samantha Burke.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/30/samantha-burke-jude-laws-baby-mama/

Edit: Dang IG and her fast fingers beat me to it.

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I thought that was Mia Farrow.

So not interested in Jude Law's comings and goings. Always thought he was too petite to be considered a fierce attractive man.

Hopefully his future child - and current ones too - do not look like him.

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letinstar's picture

condoms are made to be used...but i guess making babies and spreading vd is much more desireable...
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Neverevenknewhim's picture

I love how the Source says "he isn't being a jerk about being a father," why should he be, he's old enough to know you need birth control of some sort. Oh Jude - I think each fucky time you have a hair falls out.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 4:38pm.
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*passes bottle back, smacks lips*

If my 27 year-old told me he knocked someone up, I would curl into the fetal position.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 4:33pm.
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*grabbing Patron*..thanks Luv xox

The father is; He's 21 now and a very devoted Dad. Geeeez....if my 13 year old son came home and told me he got a girl pregnant I'd..........*gulping Patron from bottle*

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 4:24pm.

I have a client whose daughter was conceived when he was 13 and the mother, 14. That makes me wanna upend a Tequila bottle into my mouth.
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Scary. Is the father/mother suing for custody?

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Great. More dumb people breeding. We are DOOMED.

(Her profile is atrocious! And who the hell actually *lists* the "friends" they hang out w.? I hate name-droppers.)

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I have a client whose daughter was conceived when he was 13 and the mother, 14. That makes me wanna upend a Tequila bottle into my mouth.

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CoconutCoochie's picture

Do people -let alone celebrities- not know that unprotected sexy times eventually leads to the coming to life of a baby friend!?
I mean, dude didn't wear a condom, been there, done that, we know what it's like, but then no birth control either?

cocoebert's picture

So CDAN actually has a real blind item? I'll be damned.

Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

Clearly Rachel got the looks and the talent in the family. Apparently Rachel is pissed about the situation, too.

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I think the C list actress is Kelly Reilly (she's in Sherlock Holmes), and it's her sis that's Jude's baby mama.

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ESCANDELOUS!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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xerquina's picture

MK cracking on Jude's hairline is getting pretty tiresome. Englishman in particular lose their hair at an alarmingly early age. it's hereditary not his fault.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 3:32pm.
@ sparkle - yes an amnio can be used for DNA testing.

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Thanks. I figure that must be how they do it but again, seems kind of irresponsible to amnio your baby just for that, so hopefully they were doin it for some other necessary reason as well.

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Wow, that's a cokey walk of shame face if I've ever seen one. I wonder if she pulled a pair of 10-eye Doc Martens & a flowered dress out of the 1990 closet to match that hair don't.

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I just dont see it. He does nothing for my happy fun times place.
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Kayleen has a little "Singe White Female" thing going on here. Skeery.

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That picture of Jude....hahhahaaaa!

JosiePussycat's picture

Ugh, that woman looks like Jason Voorhees mother.

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@ sparkle - yes an amnio can be used for DNA testing.

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NitWitty's picture

Jude tries to convince people that he's the next Jack Nicholson.
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xerquina's picture

i don't think Rachel McAdam is C list, in terms of talent she's pretty A list. i guess you need a DUI and rehab stint to be A list.

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Well now I wanna know if Slutty McAdams slept with Ryan G.?

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Rachel McAdams is on the C-list? I don't know about that.

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he's really hot...his body hair really does it for me

boy needs to save money for hairplugs and a vasectomy...

I no scientist, but when they started doing DNA tests on fetuses in utero?? Somebody fill me in.

And even if you are able to do it, I presume its a procedure like amnio or something and that doesnt seem like a good reason to be sticking needles in the baby's chill spot. Cant that shit wait til the baby's born??

Ewwwww, who in the hell wants Jude Law's dick up in them? Remember this is the slimey fucker who's had it up in Sadie Frost, Kate Moss, Seinna Miller and his kid's nanny.

Someone needs to neuter this POS.

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Oh MK!!! A "case of the babies". LOL...i'll add that to my arsenal of michael k-isms, right alongside the guilties, the sads and the angries.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 3:19pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 3:13pm.
Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, Nitty! That is one visual I did not need.
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I really want it to be Sienna Miller's sister... it would all be so much more fun. Oh well, this is still an incredibly romantic story.

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@ Race Bannon:

I totally agree. When I saw they called Rachel "C List" I thought Jude Law is not even in her league.

And Rachel strikes me as kind of a classy lady; her sister does appear to be a much cheaper, not as beautiful version...

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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 3:13pm.
Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, Nitty! That is one visual I did not need.
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But you just know the reality would be so much worse, IG.

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Green Is Good's picture

Maybe if Jude the stupid whore kept his dick in pants, he wouldn't be ass broke. He can't even afford Rogaine.

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BEST. PHOTO. OF. JUDE. LAW...EVER!

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