Thursday, July 30th 2009
Jon As Kate
Or maybe this title should read "Jon Ate Kate And Is Wearing Her Hat As a Trophy." It's possible.
You know when Jon looked into the mirror and saw that purdy hat, those shiny earrings and a pair of heavenly boobies, he grabbed his ass and then asked for his own number.
Jon and Jon Plus 8 Egos. Times have changed!
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...you broke the bowl and now your making a pipe out of sink parts? Been there dude.
I heart Dlisted.
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Gay men dont wear women clothes.
Transvestites wear womens clothes fools.
That said he is a surprisingly pretty woman!
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gasp.... who is that prity asian princes lady and why is she holding a broken pipe
He looks like my Aunt Henry...
Coma Caca!!
If that ain't gay, I don't know WHAT IS! Asshat Jon, you are the king of all douches!
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I really hate this deadbeat dad mother fucker. Why is this douchebag celebrated and able to earn a living off of being a douchebag? I have never watched the show, but Jesus Christ, this guy is a fucking shitheel.
Looks like Ms. Swan
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Submitted by SPAMMER:
But someone said he is searching someone on the famous rich men seeking passion site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m. there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?
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That makes sense. Would explain the Michale Lohan dates.
Submitted by soul on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 5:50pm.
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brava ha ha!
But someone said he is searching someone on the famous rich men seeking passion site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m. there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?
2009:
The year of the Diamond Dog.
Ladies and gentlemen, that unstoppable ship known as Celebrity has hit an iceberg called Too Many Media Outlets Hungry for Fodder, and ain't no saving this bitch.
Leave the hat on bebe
Don Ho's gay blubber brother.
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Okay - I finally understand the breakup with Kate, they were bitch fighting over clothes all the time.
Now THAT.....that is fucking hysterical. Pretty, pretty princess, indeed.
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HOW IZ BABEHZ GETS MADE? -MK
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:34pm.
does he shave his arms? he's so blubbery and smooth. like a whale.
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Oh my god -fricking hilarious!!!
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What the fug?
Jon is having his own little personal tranny moment. Understated. He's not overdoing it on the accessories. He didn't go all double D on the implants, kept 'em small. Liking the look stud.
Lol, 2Di4!
Makes me think of Patsy's sister making a Chanel (?) coat out of one of her deceased husbands.
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Chungking - Stay Up Forever
You know he made an Ed Hardy coat from her skin, tucked all three inches of his peen, danced in front of the mirror naked and said "Would you f*ck me? I would f*ck me."
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Measuring your peen with a washing machine hose:
PRICELESS!!
same hat, bigger boobs. boob. whatever.
I want to see him in her orange bikini with the sunglasses and hat.
im glad to see Kate finally covered up that beaver.. it must've been getting a sunburn..
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This photo is horrifying. Arrested development much? This should have been a Caption This contest submission.
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@ Hekki
You are astute! My mind immediately went to Bianca Jagger on her wedding day.
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"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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he's either turning into a real creep or they are totally scripting
these developments
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
does he shave his arms? he's so blubbery and smooth. like a whale.
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And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that love survives so we can rock forever. - Michael Jackson
The hat with the shades, the diamond earrings, and the beer gut = sheer elegance.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:25pm.
Remember in the 70s how women used to wear these hats instead of veils when they got married?
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One word: HORRIFIC
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And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that love survives so we can rock forever. - Michael Jackson
Remember in the 70s how women used to wear these hats instead of veils when they got married?
I would hate it if my life was my job, or if my job was my life.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by soul on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 5:50pm.
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Is today the annual time of the year when douchebags decide to dress up as Hitler, or Kate Gosselin and take pictures of themselves? As in some sort of douchetards only in-joke?
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Chungking - Let The Love In
He's probably on the phone with Lowhan's dad.
"Hey what up bro!. Hows it hangin. You up for a little Atlantic City action this weekend? Well Aright dude, see you Friday. Peace out bro."
fat hat,
fat Jon hat.
he sat on the hat.
it was flat,
SPLAT
and
that was
that
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Just trying to cover up that huge growing bald spot on his head. If this fucker got plugs, he got screwed! His hair looks like a crater - hair all around except bald as a fucking cue ball in the middle. He is five years max from a serious comb over!!
Lookin hot Jon. I'll have to imagine your buttery lubed up flabby ass later when I JO.
he carved it himself from a larger hat.
Poor Kunt Gosselin. Do you see all that extra weight he's carrying around his mid-section, Kunt? As a divorced woman you, alas, cannot afford that luxury. No one wants to pound your Venus Fly Trap as it is - why do you think eating away your worthiness as a human being is going to cure your troubles? You are hideous, alone, and seriously fucked for life. Put down the fucking donuts and Haagen Dazs and open your beady little Kunt eyes. Those extra few inches of gelatinous, wrinkled goop on your pudendum is the different between you at least being able to get finger-fucked anonymously by hobos in back alleys and not even being able to get a rapist to stick it in you. We all know you're nothing even approaching feeling, but surely even a beastly thing such as yourself needs a little vag tickle once a decade to feel alive. Are you so despondent and lost that you've stopped caring about your soul? Good.
Submitted by soul on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 5:07pm.
fat hat, fat Jon hat.LOL
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Hey, soul! Add 12 more syllables and we gots a haiku.
fat hat
fat Jon hat
eight kids
one giant asshole
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Is the "quarter life crisis" earring a new addition?
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Maybe the kids dressed him up like that, than again maybe he is fucking with her. lol
fat hat, fat Jon hat.LOL
I always feel tingly at the wrong things.
I've always hated uber-bitch Kate Gosselin (species: Vagina dentata), but now that Jon has turned into the most pathetic fame whore on the planet (with all due respect to Heidi and Spencer, that is), I can't help being on her side. This guy doesn't just want to be single, he wants to be childless. He wants to revert his lifestyle to coincide with his emotional age: 17. The idea that there are actually hos out there throwing themselves at him makes my jaw drop in disbelief. And I hate the fact that BOTH of them are pissing their children's money away. Neither one could buy a nice, sensible apartment in... oh, I don't know, PENNSYLVANIA? You're a parent 24/7, whether you're at the house or not. The money that remains after their spending orgies won't cover their kids' therapy bills, much less their college tuition.
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