It Was Only A Matter Of Time
It's here! The Snuggie for dogs! It will terrify your dog more than Michael Vick's headshot!
The Snoggie gives your dog yet another reason to hate your ass even more and slowly smother you while you sleep! If you make your dog wear a Snuggie, don't be surprised if you wake up to find a tiny pillow in his paws. You asked for it! I mean, it's fine if you want to look like an asshole who creams your Snuggie whenever your latest "friend" from the Teddy Bear of the Month Club arrives, but don't take your dog down with you!
Although, if your dog gets cold while watching TV and sipping hot chocolate on cold winter nights, then maybe you should get him a Snuggie. And if you've actually seen your dog change the channel with the remote, then maybe you should go to rehab.
Don't even ask if I'm getting my dog a Snuggie! DON'T! Yes, I dress him up in a green Santa Claus costume every Christmas. Yes, I regularly put a blonde wig on his head and make him dance around to Britney songs, but I'm not pathetic enough to get him a Snuggie. As if.
However, the talking doggy tag looks like it could come in handy. You can record yourself saying stuff like (in a doggy voice of course), "You rook beautiful" and "I ruv you." That way when you get the sads, you can ask your dog, "How do I look?" All you gotta do is push the button and feel the warmth in your heart when you hear him say, "You rook beautiful." You're welcome, Aniston!
Source VIA The Frisky
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Here's a tip, you dont need a Snoggie...Get a dog sweater that fucking fits!!!!
I am ashamed to say it, but if I had a dog, a little dog, then I would be the annoying type to put shirts & sweaters on it...I cant deny it, I think it looks so adorable & the itty bitty dogs dont seem to mind.
LMAO. Some dogs do get cold in the air conditioner, but that's a bit much! Why not get your dog something it might actually enjoy?? http://www.homegardenncs.com/rd_p?p=186122&t=9532&a=22606-dlisted&gift=2...
My coworker's dog auditioned for this commercial, but didn't make it in.
LMAO OMG the way that poor Shihtzu was pulled/popped up outta that bag.....awww poor babies.
Submitted by like-wow on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:10pm.
Ummm Note to Snuggie people: Dogs have built in fur to keep them warm unless we're talking about one of those Mexican Hairless beasts. Next!
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Ummm, Marilyn - that's exactly what I was gonna say beotch! Awwww, but the doggies were cute anyways in their dorky sweatahs regardless!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
im getting one of these to go with my 2 feet in 1 big tartan slipper....so i can bring the sexy to my couch. I dont even got a dog so it goes on my fine china Spanial "Tito", with my egg cosy, tea cosy and lace loo roll holder Im good to go. I have a nice doily mat for the remote control and a a jolly nice collection of lace couch headrest protectors too which is nice cos it warms up the plastic that covers my couch!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:27pm.
Just some random older couple. Problem is, having them talk about having sex might lead to me imagining them having sex, then I'll have to corner the fake afrodisiac market to get it up again.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
ROFL, TV!
Seriously? Who are they featuring in their adds for women now?
The men one was one of The Drew Carey Show dude, right? Or am I imagining things?
And I think the spamming is some sort of psychological terrorism, really.
Unless they're pretty dumb to not know it won't work.
I am certain they do know this annoys us to no end, so it's a way to piss off and terrorize us.
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 11:17pm.
Really, I can't believe it's worth the bandwidth to even bother here, and with that command of the language, I'm surprised it would work anywhere.
Speaking of scams, I have basic cable, and I saw last night that the makers Enzyte, fake penis enlargement pills, now makes Enzyte for women. Does it give them a 7 inch clit?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Look here, bot, or person...
Does anybody here ever become possessed by some dumb entity and click on your links?
NO?
Then beat it~
Your tricks do not work here.
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
you are not alone,find your classy lover on _c lassymingle c om_ so dont miss the love in your life.
I'll take a blue one in XL.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
"That way when you get the sads, you can ask your dog, 'How do I look?' All you gotta do is push the button and feel the warmth in your heart when you hear him say, 'You rook beautiful.' You're welcome, Aniston!"
LOL. Only an evil queen would say something like that.
I saw this last night on tv and about pissed myself. They already have doggie coats like this but the commercial was hilarious because the Snuggie makers think they make some new shit up. I still say they ripped off an old logo from 'Snuggle' too.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Woman: "Awww, look at the little guy. He looks so cute in his snuggly."
Dog: "Tonight I will rip out her throat while she is sleeping."
Thank God I don't have a dog. Now I can spend the money saved from the Canine Snuggie AND the doggie-fuck doll on myself. My cat would gut me if I even thought about buying such things for her. They're psychic and have no qualms about doing major bodily harm.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Please tell me this is a joke. Hey dumbasses, that's why dogs have FUR!
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
Color me crazy, but I kinda want it for my dogs!!!
Ummm Note to Snuggie people: Dogs have built in fur to keep them warm unless we're talking about one of those Mexican Hairless beasts. Next!
Nite nite Joe! Sleep well you hwat legal eagle!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:56pm.
I gotz to go tend to some indirect objects. 'Night you crazy slutteees. xo
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Okay, Joe...there ya go again with all your legalize. Just say you are going to pay the damn rent tonight already. Sleep well, and make the monies! *MuaH*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
while watching this I looked over at my cat when they said that it also comes in extra small. The cat made eye contact and held it. We rarely communicate at that level, but the message was clear: Don't. Even. Think. About. It.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
I don't know how warm that could be with your ball area exposed. I wouldn't want to feel that breeze on a cold winter day.
I gotz to go tend to some indirect objects. 'Night you crazy slutteees. xo
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Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:44pm.
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Oh my God, I am seriously pissing myself.
CLOTTED CREAM!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA....yes the clotted cream is the pièce de la resistance. By the time you deliver that stirring declaration, "I ain't no f'in' liar now fuck right off turd-face," they'll be too sated and dazed to raise even an objection. Ahhh yes, justice the Canadian way.
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Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:39pm.
joe, you need to represent me!! These Tex-arse bitches are BRUTAL!
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Yes, I've heard all about the drunken shenanigans, the nekkid frolicking and the disgusting acts perpetrated on pool noodles...awww Hell, who am I kidding? *booking next flight to Nit's
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All are welcome...All are welcome...
*said in the tone of the lil' ghost hunter from the Poltergeist movie. I've got a lovely closet..erm, bedroom for you Jo. Just don't mind the Pet Snuggies I've got stored there.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:44pm.
You Canadians are seriously ESCALANDO in the nicest way possible.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:44pm.
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Oh my God, I am seriously pissing myself.
CLOTTED CREAM!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:38pm.
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Yes it's an American thing. Here we just say "Fuck off, I don't feel like tellin'"
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Really? Because I'd make them tea and THEN tell them to fuck off. Nicely, of course. :)
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Omg. *scandalized* No scone?
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Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:39pm.
joe, you need to represent me!! These Tex-arse bitches are BRUTAL!
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Yes, I've heard all about the drunken shenanigans, the nekkid frolicking and the disgusting acts perpetrated on pool noodles...awww Hell, who am I kidding? *booking next flight to Nit's*
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Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah, what are we talking 'bout? Doggie blankies? MK, you gonna buy Elvie a doggie Snuggie for Christmas?
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*dies*
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:38pm.
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Yes it's an American thing. Here we just say "Fuck off, I don't feel like tellin'"
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Really? Because I'd make them tea and THEN tell them to fuck off. Nicely, of course. :)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:17pm.
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I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WINE GLASS
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There's just no possible come-back to that, hahahahahahahaha
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BULLSHIT! Bill Clinton got hung up on that shit because Monica just swirled the tip w/her tongue so she could hear what tone it made! Give me that damn bar exam already...oh, wait...I forgot, I drank and passed it already!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
joe, you need to represent me!! These Tex-arse bitches are BRUTAL!
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:23pm.
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Not only do I deny these "facts", I plead the 5th.
Oh wait, is that an American thing? *dials joe*
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Yes it's an American thing. Here we just say "Fuck off, I don't feel like tellin'"
Edited to add: Yes it's an American thing. Here we just say "Fuck off, I don't feel like tellin' EH"
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Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:17pm.
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I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WINE GLASS
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There's just no possible come-back to that, hahahahahahahahaha
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Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:30pm.
You retained Joe? Damn, wine glass doesn't stand a chance.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:23pm.
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Not only do I deny these "facts", I plead the 5th.
Oh wait, is that an American thing? *dials joe*
:)
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Aww, fock me. I just pished mahshelf agin!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:23pm.
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Not only do I deny these "facts", I plead the 5th.
Oh wait, is that an American thing? *dials joe*
:)
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:20pm.
Let the record show I, DeeDee McGee, saw youse gettin' it on wif said wine glass. Then when said wine glass protested, you got physical. Do you deny these facts?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:17pm.
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I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WINE GLASS.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:13pm.
You left out the blood stains from when you shanked a "bitch."
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Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:51pm.
@Joe
Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
Translation
A French sentence, that is composed d' a subject, d' a verb and d' a direct object. And when you need d' an indirect object, come me trouver~
Whhhaaaaa?
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Translated: "A French phrase is composed of a subject, a verb and a direct object. When you need an indirect object come find me"
Georges Clemenceau who wrote that was a famous French doctor/journalist/political figure at the beginning of the 20th C. He detested sloppy writing and indirect objects are notoriously misused in French. I guess it pissed him off, hehehehe.
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Une phrase française, ça se compose d'un sujet, d'un verbe et d'un complément direct. Et quand vous aurez besoin d'un complément indirect, venez me trouver~G.C.
p.s. I'm buying one as you read this
I really don't know why
BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN WEEKS
I'm lollling my fat ass all over the place
(no really I am, Michael you bring the happy)
thank god for a failing fucking economy
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:47pm.
Don't worry Joe. I'll find a nice, clean side of a building to throw up on.
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That's not what I heard.
*hoses off Nitty's building*
I invented the snuggie ages ago
Put your damn dressing gown on backwards, thats all there is to it
Also my shi tzu would rip this fuckery off and shred it. And then probably poop in my room to pay me back for shaming her.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:02pm.
Gah Nitty! The dog snuggly wasn't invented yet! I can't see into the future! My gifts only resonate in ALT codes, boozy concoctions, and clean places to barf.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 6:58pm.
I'm a lightweight, member? I don't know about TV's gyration over the toilet. The Vegas staff wouldn't let me in the men's room.
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ROFLMAO. But Dee, if you brought a puppy snuggly, I wouldn't have to hold back your hair!
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