Thursday, July 30th 2009
Shakira In A Glittery Colon
The Glittery of YouTube needs to stop production on all Beyonce-related material and pick up Shakira's new video for "She-Goat She-Wolf." My ass needs to see them fluttering about in a cut up Capezio catsuit, grinding on their mother's guest bed, thrusting in a large-sized dog cage from Petco and... and... and... And what the hell are they going to use for that giant *fancy* sparkly organ cave Shakira's busting it in? That part looks like a lost scene from Ricky Martin's colon cam.
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That is a glittery colon if I ever saw one.
And her robotic dancing looks like she's having a fucking seizure.
I love Shakira, but this shit is unacceptable. I like the song, the lyrics are thought provoking- but that fucking video screams "SELLOUT". Being half mother fucking naked in some Beyonce wanna be bodysuit, inside a glittery colon, doing robot moves, hair all blonde and straightened. Shit, even her eyes look a different color. I thought she had brown eyes. WTF SHAKI? DO YOU NEED ME TO SHAKE SOME REALITY INTO YO AZZZZZZZZZZZ?
I love the new video and song! Shakira's doing something different and I like that. http://www.artncs.com/rd_p?p=186122&t=9534&a=16807-dlisted&gift=12392
As always....this song is a lyrical master piece...she can't dance though, Katie's performance on SYTYCD was way more impressive
wtf is going on here? i have the feeling, Shakira's starting to lose it...what's with that spastic movement anyway? does she try to look like Madonna in that disco-suit? she really used to be cool.....but there is only crap coming from her lately!
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Ok, I loved Dónde Están Los Ladrones and have no idea what she's doing here. She used to be pretty good. Is this her attempt to do something 80s inspired?
Oh, and if we're posting fave shakira videos, this is mine -- acoustic, Moscas en la Casa and Inevitable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPTtZ28s5NU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSeivZAGcYo
Not true that she can't sing. She has a great range and she has a amazing vibrato. Sometimes it is a bit too pronounced. But that video! Sex for sale!
I was kind of disappointed in her cause she is an amazingly intelligent, excellent songwriter and producer..she doesnt need all this overt sexiness.
When you have a song as bad as She Wolf, you can at least compensate by having a good video. I guess Shakira likes to be consistent and decided to give us a video that sucks just as much monkey ass.
If it was a wolf theme...what happened? I only saw one wolf...and the inside of a glittery stomach,now if there were more than one wolf..dancing...maybe I can say...grammy nomination right there...but no..
Debbie Rowe's magical wolves t-shirt wins the wolf category.
Coma Caca!!
LOL, looks like Goat Woman dances as if she is having some major seizures! Scary, indeed, but also kinda hot in some parts. Ahahaha MK @ Ricky Martin's colon cam :)
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Bigger tits and more cameltoe and I would swear it was Coco T.
Shakira, "La Tortura" (yodel-free)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yChT7ZgHbbk
I keep forgetting this song exists because it's so ridiculous. The wolf sound - why? No, really, why??
And ditto to those who call bullshit on her career trajectory. Artist in Latin America trumps ho in the international market any day.
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A woman in a cage acting like a sex object bleating like a goat....
Its not even a metaphor any more...Its a fucking JOKE.
I am sick to death of women acting and behaving like something you see in a porn movie to get you to buy music. Its not about music its about shifting units and I for one am not stupid enough to fall for your sex stick marketing ploy. Shakira has become a fucking spread leg ROBOT
Someone mentioned Jill Scott. HOLLER. Thank God that women opting to use the power of their mind and spirit and not just their body are getting through BUT ITS GETTING HARDER NOT EASIER.
SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS PLAYED OUT SHIT. Save it for the sex tape market.
Music is the afterthought. Fuck that. If the music was any good she might not have to go for the spread leg genre.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:35pm.
This is when Shaki was good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFkW-bReI0c
It may not be everyone's cup of tea but bitch rocked my socks slots off! I really hate that she did the whole white skank popstar ho makeover:(
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Okay, I just watched the entire video and I'm not bashing on anyone's tastes here, cuz like IHH says, we all like to sip a different cup of tea..But I hafta' tell ya, this is what came to mind:
I felt like I just watched Liesl Von Trapp trying to yodel her way out of the lair of a Saudi sheik who'd held her captive for years, high in the Andes Mountains.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:35pm.
This is when Shaki was good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFkW-bReI0c
It may not be everyone's cup of tea but bitch rocked my socks slots off! I really hate that she did the whole white skank popstar ho makeover:(
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Agreed!!! This is the best song she did IMO...I totally miss her like this. After "Laundry Service" it all went downhill. She's trying too hard now to be like Britney and Christina...when she blew up on the scene, that's why she was so popular because she was unique in her own way and not like the other poptarts.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:18pm.
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Careful there! You're off topic to the thread...I'm sure those are the exact words Jude Law uttered before he found out he's got to work enough to pay child support for four.
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He needs to meet Kate Gosselin.
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Trust me, there's not enough work in the world with that combo.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
What the fuck was that?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:18pm.
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Careful there! You're off topic to the thread...I'm sure those are the exact words Jude Law uttered before he found out he's got to work enough to pay child support for four.
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He needs to meet Kate Gosselin.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:12pm.
I'm willing to fill in, to see if she notices. I'm a giver.
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Careful there! You're off topic to the thread...I'm sure those are the exact words Jude Law uttered before he found out he's got to work enough to pay child support for four.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:58pm.
Welcome to music in the 21st century. She can't sing, can't dance, and her only discernible talent is having a nice ass. She and Jessica Alba could trade careers and no one would ever notice.
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LOL...What about Cash Warren? I mean he taps that ass and lives off it. He might notice, then again if she didn't frown all the time, he may *act* like he didn't.
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I'm willing to fill in, to see if she notices. I'm a giver.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:58pm.
Welcome to music in the 21st century. She can't sing, can't dance, and her only discernible talent is having a nice ass. She and Jessica Alba could trade careers and no one would ever notice.
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LOL...What about Cash Warren? I mean he taps that ass and lives off it. He might notice, then again if she didn't frown all the time, he may *act* like he didn't.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:58pm.
Welcome to music in the 21st century. She can't sing, can't dance, and her only discernible talent is having a nice ass. She and Jessica Alba could trade careers and no one would ever notice.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm sorry, call me cynical, but ever since I saw the movie, "Music and Lyrics," I can't help but think every Shakira song/video goes something like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV11fi1-I5Q
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
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Thank you! Mine moves elsewhere but I believe it is larger than the file size you just recommended. (damn the man)I will have to go fix it. Thanks!
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"Don't be tardy to the party"
Wow that is CRAP!
She even used Michaels leaning thang, with the shoe patent.
So much bad music being thrust upon us any more, no wonder my iPod is filled with old stuff.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:39pm.
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by discosuccubus on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:41pm.
I'm charging you to replace my eardrums. I gouged them out 15 seconds into her singing with the business end of a protractor. lawds.
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Watch this and tell me she can sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUVBXs0g78
She can't even play harmonica
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You're one of the lucky ones, I was up to the harmonica solo before I found something sharp enough to puncture my eardrums with.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm charging you to replace my eardrums. I gouged them out 15 seconds into her singing with the business end of a protractor. lawds.
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Watch this and tell me she can sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUVBXs0g78
She can't even play harmonica
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Submitted by pinkykittycat on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:37pm
Me too, also back when she was brunette in the Estoy Contigo days. She was awesome. Everything changes sooner or later though, dangit.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I heart haters.. how did you get your gif to move... mine is just a stuck little avie
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"Don't be tardy to the party"
iHeartHaters : I LOVE old school Shakira!!!!
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BITCH, HOLD MY PONYTAIL....
This is when Shaki was good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFkW-bReI0c
It may not be everyone's cup of tea but bitch rocked my socks slots off! I really hate that she did the whole white skank popstar ho makeover:(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
what's wrong with this puta? shakira, my darling...you don't need to act like this mamita. it looks pathetic and desperate. leave this amateur shit for the likes of britney and 'em..ugh, bad song and bad moves...i stopped it at the backup dancers part. jesus, take the wheel...
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BITCH, HOLD MY PONYTAIL....
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:28pm.
Rock n Roll HOF induction ceremonies don't use Pro-Tools. Put me in a studio with Pro-Tools, I can sing like Shakira too. Even in Spanish.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Wow man WTF was that?! TV I ain't never seen that fuckery before!:O She sings WAAAAYYY better in español. Talk about having an off-day LMAO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:15pm.
Yeeeeeah, what did I tell you about drinking your body weight?
Watch this and tell me she can sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUVBXs0g78
She can't even play harmonica.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh yeah and what happened to her ass??? It disappeardeded.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:05pm.
You crazy bitch. I luvs it! loooool
This beyotch can sing & dance her ass off. She didn't need to resort to that electronic robot crap and dancing like a spastic, well, colon. Shaki I'm disappointed in ya.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Can't sing, can't dance, bet she makes 50 million this year. She makes Amy Winehouse look graceful.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
When will people realize that being limber doesn't make you a good dancer.
Yeah she can put her leg over her head, but she can't dance for shit!
I haven't seen anyone dance like that since Ted Bundy got the chair. Did she practice by bathing with her toaster?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Exactly like-wow. That's an irritable bowel if i've ever seen one.
She dances like she's got an itch in her upper asshole. Pukeatronic.
she's dancing like a white boy on E
sorry, this video is a total FAIL
what an avie!! LOLOLOLOLOL
i think that when it comes to taste level, it doesn't get any lower than with shakira. this is beyond camp.
OK I'll admit to having the day from Hell at work, but this video sucks more than anything else has ever sucked (this week). Shakira looks like she wandered onto a left-over set from "Fantastic Voyage" and has been stranded in the inner ear....where she's apparently trying to make make someone deaf with her urban yodeling. FAIL.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"