Samantha Burke Is The Mother!
Call off the search (I'm shouting that to an empty room)!!! The mother of Jude Law's fourth baby friend has been revealed and it's not Rachel McAdams' sister (cue Rachel busting into Bro Franklin's offering time dance). The woman Jude sprinkled his seed in is 24-year-old model/actress/Tool Time Girl reject Samantha Burke.
Sources say DNA tests confirmed that the baby is in fact Jude's. Samantha's attorney released this statement to TMZ: "Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy."
TMZ also found Samantha's lonely registry at Babies'R Us. It says she's going to have a girl on October 6th named Cash Ka-Ching Money. No, she's going to name her Sophia.
Sarah Larson, I hope that you can hear me from whatever club bathroom stall you're passed out in when I scream, "THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!" Samantha Burke cashed her check!
If you care, click here to see Samantha's modeling portfolio.
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Submitted by derrickmknight on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 9:50am.
All inquiries regarding Samanatha Burke, who is pregnant with the baby of actor Jude Law - should be directed to her management team at Big Production Group, LLC.
I'd prefer just to point and speculate. OK: why did you misspell her name?
All inquiries regarding Samanatha Burke, who is pregnant with the baby of actor Jude Law - should be directed to her management team at Big Production Group, LLC.
http://bigproductiongroup.com/
"Samantha and her mother would like to be clear that comments attributed to Samantha’s mother in media stories reported within the last twenty-four hours regarding Jude’s contact with Samantha and his involvement were taken out of context. Samantha, her mom, and her family can affirm that Jude has been responsive and supportive throughout the relationship and pregnancy, and know that he will remain so as a father once Baby Sophia is born. Jude and Samantha remain committed to the health and wellbeing of this child, and appreciate your honoring her privacy during this special time."
http://bigproductiongroup.com/
http://bigproductiongroup.com/
@Submitted by Two Drink Min on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:37pm.
Dr. Funk - while I agree that some women use this as a means to gain $ and to be noticed...Jude always had the chance to put a rubber on as well.
If you don't trust a woman saying she is on the pill, say you want to use one to be safe.
Two way street, dude.
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You're female.I fully understand your denial/responsibility shifting on this issue.
If you can claim "accidental pregnancy"-and law/society allows you to be casual about it AAAAND you can collect money for it-human nature dictates you will do it.Everybody goes to the "two to tango" card.IT'S BULLSHIT.Only a woman can have children.I might add that so far-the condom is the ONLY form of birth control available to men.Either that or abstinence/vasectomy.Women on the other hand have AT LEAST 7 forms of birth control available to them.That's 7 BEFORE you even touch abortion or sterilization.I can't even believe I have to explain this.It's as if the womens movement & 60 YEARS of womens birth control research NEVER HAPPENED.Are you as a woman THAT bound by your biological clock!?!...Your desire to fulfill a VANITY PROJECT !?!
Model Mayhem is not for "real" models. It's just a place to put your portfolio. Most of the girls look a little pornish to me. My ex is a photographer on there and his portfolio is ugh....interesting.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Dr. Funk - while I agree that some women use this as a means to gain $ and to be noticed...Jude always had the chance to put a rubber on as well.
If you don't trust a woman saying she is on the pill, say you want to use one to be safe.
Two way street, dude.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
I just hope this girl knows what she's getting into with having a baby on her own. It's clear, at least IMO, that she wouldn't have had a baby as a 24-year-old model and aspiring actress if the father was some regular bloke.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:49am.
Why would anyone have unprotected sex with this scumbag?
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ITA...I used to think he was hot & I do still think he has a good looking face, but he seems to have been around an awful lot...Good God, he has been with Sienna Miller, that is more than enough to stop you dead in your tracks & have him wrap that rascal. Realistically, I guess people dont use condoms regularly, she is very young & probably quite fertile, so they could have skipped the latex one time & knocked her up...Maybe she thought they were going to have an ongoing relationship, so she thought it was okay to do it sans protection.
"What, did she have an amniocentesis to find out who's the dad? Why? Usually 24 YOs don't need an amnio"
This was my first thought. Why risk the amnio if it isn't necessary? She could have waited until after the birth to get a test done. She must have wanted to cash in as early as possible.
All fish should be kept on 'fish farms' - separated from men and forbidden to have sex with them. The fish could be tended by Lesbyterians, who would be allowed to 'enjoy' the fish as a work benefit. All reproductia would be by turkey baster only.
Them there would be lots of hot horny men aching for the kind of 'relief' that we sisters are only too happy to provide!
The law should be that any woman breeding out of wedlock forfeits ALL rights to child support.That is to say she gets NONE unless there is a written agreement in place.I'm willing to bet that chix would suddenly become very smart about the use of birth control if such was the case.Not likely to happen in America because almost half of all lawyers are women...but I can dream.
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Since Jude is fond of letting all these fish get lucky with his beautiful delicious leche, does he not care that they will all attempt to $$$ rip him off - as is the standard fish behavior in such circumcisions?
Why would anyone have unprotected sex with this scumbag? Can you imagine all the STDs? Hope it was worth it. Disgusting.
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Mother Superior, I'm with you but not entirely, I don't address my baby by his name yet, but I do have a name picked out.
Some people do address their babies before birth, but I don't do that. I'm weary about doing that. It's strange and you never know what can happen.
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Submitted by braintree on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:30pm.
"I bet she was following him around with one of those First Response ovulation tests in her bag"
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Ha ha ha!! That right there is comedy gold!
This trick is in for big surprise if she thinks she's getting a huge payday from Jude. Dude is broke. He can't even afford Rogaine.
"This user is not here atm. bye."
Sadness, can't view the classy portfolio :(
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Jude Law must be pretty dashing in person because i dont think he's ll that handsome.
He knocked up a 24 year old girl that he doesnt love?
Awesome.
That sounds like it will end well.
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Jude Law can't keep his dick in his pants! He's a total whore!
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He's an idiot for not wearing a condom. Apparently Hollywood is allergic to them....
Well, now that it's done, congratulations I guess. Jude should send her a gift basket for their daughter. http://www.foodncs.com/rd_p?p=186122&t=9534&a=16807-dlisted&gift=1691
Uh, condom Jude? What a dumbass. I hope he has enough money left because that ho wants some of it each month from now on.
Submitted by Vporterhouse on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:52am.
Why is everyone acting all holier than thou on the condom issue and so outraged that he's fathering another child? Two consenting adults got their sex on, made a baby, and he's gonna pay for it......a lot more than I can say for 50% of the fathers in America. B F fuckin D.
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disgusting doesn't he use a condom
Revealing baby's name before he or she is born brings bad luck.
Why can't Jude unload his beautiful babymaking manjuice into us, instead of into that icky stinky fish? Yuck!
Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:38am.
Speaking of people who were made for each other... methink thou doth potesteth too much. You two crazy cunts should get it together and make baby friends and shit.
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Interesting....I still dont understand why "humans in hollyweird" are open to their situations. Ok..she wants to be on the spotlight..ok...perra bring it on. I would (IMO) never do that shit..unless I want to be famous for having such and such's baby...still not right to me..oh well...goodluck to her.
Coma Caca!!
Aww, it's a shame they couldn't work it out and stay together. They seem perfect for each other, she's experienced in dealing with tools and he's... well, you get my drift.
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Thank god she's pretty, just think if he'd knocked up Sienna, with her little chicklette teefs. I guess this will teach him to go in without a raincoat on. Ya ride dirty, you get 18 years of child support and all that entails. How stupid is he?
I will drink your bathwater as long as it doesn't have the crazy of sherry. crazy Bitch.
That would be funny if Rachel's sister was knocked up, too.
Starting tomorrow, Friday, Stop having sex everyone. and spread the self love...(side eye)
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Why is everyone acting all holier than thou on the condom issue and so outraged that he's fathering another child? Two consenting adults got their sex on, made a baby, and he's gonna pay for it......a lot more than I can say for 50% of the fathers in America. B F fuckin D.
I said it before & I'll say it again - scrawny, bobble-headed ASSHOLE Law should've sheathed his shlong, but fuck him ANYWAYS!
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Law needs to wear condoms,and, this is off topic, but why do all pics of him in public look like he is a deer trapped in headlights, lol?
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she looks so cheezey.... i'm dissappointed in Jude.
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I'd let her have my babies.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:40pm.
When are people going to realize that using condoms is ALOT cheaper?
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I've seen today's Caption This photo. I may never wear latex again.
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in that case...when are people going to realize Birth Control is a lot cheaper??
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Tool Time Girl? WTF? As in Home Improvement? Hasn't that show been over for a long-ass time?
Edited to say: Or is MK just fuckin' around.. LOL
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.
well she's set for the next 21 years...baby insurance
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The war isn't working.
Since the career probably stalled, the next best thing is get knocked up by a rich celebrity. Yea, dumbasses, get snipped, so the sluts don't get pregnant, and get child support...
A source told Life & Style that Jude did meet his baby mama in NYC while he was filming SH in January, but that it was just one of those "fuck, dump and bounce" sort of things.
Oh yes...one of those...you mean there really are no job postings for tool time girl?
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:40pm.
When are people going to realize that using condoms is ALOT cheaper?
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I've seen today's Caption This photo. I may never wear latex again.
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When are people going to realize that using condoms is ALOT cheaper?
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Er...she's got some fucking nerve asking for Babies R Us shit when she'll get millions from Law.
I bet she was following him around with one of those First Response ovulation tests in her bag.
And never thought I'd say this, but this is a step DOWN from grinding crabs with Sienna.
Sooooo does this mean there's another actor out there who impregnated an actresses sister? Jees, this world is awful.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 10:17pm.
She can ball my peen anytime.
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ugh she's a tool time REJECT, nevermind, edit: 'this never-was' I need more chardonnay ;*