Friday, July 31st 2009

The "Trolling Cowardly Pigs" Ruined Twitter For Trent Reznor

Trent Reznor says he was forced to cancel his life on MySpace and Twitter, because a bunch of hating haters dropped hate bombs about his fiancee Bai Ling Mariqueen Maandig. Instead of doing like I do and writing them a simple response like "SHUT YOUR CUNT WHORE MOUTHS," Trent has put his Twittering days behind him.

Trent cry cry cried, "Yes, I deleted my account and I'll explain why since somehow someone apparently thinks this is newsworthy. Twitter seemed like an interesting way to quickly reach a large number of people, and people that seem to exist outside of the nin.com world of fans. Then... around the time news broke of my engagement, a faction of troublemakers showed up whose sole intent was to disrupt, harass, insult and incite…In a reasonably moderated community, these people can be made to vanish - on Twitter, it's a free-for-all - hence they flock there. It depresses me to think my art and life's work can attract this kind of scum…if that was your intention you trolling, cowardly pigs - you've succeeded."

He's so sessy when he's whining for a Waaaaaaaahmbulance.

Oh, Trent, cry me a river, take off all your panties and let's go skinny dipping!

VIA NME

Posted by: Michael K


happyface's picture

Gawd, I remember when I thought he was the king of badasses and I wanted to fuck him like an animal. Remember when he was THE music genius? Everyone had to respect his talent. Now, what the hell happened?

"Do You Need a Moment?" = Best tag ever. (I decided to register just to say so. (^_^)) Especially since he looks like he's asking for one. He looks all verklempt, like he's about to give you a topic to discuss and tell you to talk amongst yourselves. (What is that look, exactly, Industrial Jesus? Goth Monk? What, exactly?)

There once was a time when this man was my hero, but that was literally a whole lifetime ago. The Downward Spiral, without exaggeration, saved my life when I was going through a particularly rough, bleak, dark time, by making me feel that much less alone in my pain and my anger and my fear. Even though it was for different reasons, there was someone out there who felt like I did, and that was a great source of solace. It still irons out the rough spots, even now, and it's still my favourite record.

Plus, I really really wanted to fuck him, of course. (Then again, I was 15: I wanted to fuck everything that moved.)

But, these days.... I don't know if it's a midlife crisis, or if he's gone off his meds for a while, or a publicity stunt, or what, but he's become a whiny little cunt who embarrasses himself everytime he slaps his MacBook Air with his dick (or whatever it was that MK said a while back about Kanye and his blog — I can't remember the exact line), and I'm ashamed to say that I once respected him. When this whole DairyQueen thing started up, I pretty much decided it was a sham. He was just acting so weirdly — asking for recommendations for romantic comedies and shit — and the proximity of the timing of the announcement of their "engagement" to the opening dates of the NIN/JA tour (later that same week, I think) was just too close to be just a coincidence. The whole thing is just so out-of-character for the persona that he's built up over the last 20 or so years that it just kind of screams "publicity stunt!" It was so neat to find him hanging out on Twitter at some point last year, and I really enjoyed his little bits and pieces. But then, it started to get so creepy in May, and now, he's all butthurt by some Internet nobodies and leaving?!? What a maroon. The hot, intellectual, pissed-off piece who wrote "Ruiner" and "Happiness in Slavery" would have told them to suck his sweaty nutsack. What a disappointment.

Oh, well. At least it proved to me that my original instinct was right, that Twitter is stupid as fuck, and the fully-frontal creepiness of the whole thing got me to kill my account there. (What really helped, too, was finding out that there are websites that gank your posts and repost them without your knowledge or permission. That creeped me out to no end — although I was pretty amused to find that my rating on Cursebird was, "You swear like an enthusiastic porn star.")

Sorry for the novel. It's late, I'm tired-but-not-sleepy, and I get babbly when that happens. If you actually made it all the way through ... wow, you have an even more boring life than I do, I guess. ... I guess I'll go back to disturbing the fuck out of myself with that Kelly Clarkson photo on the homepage now and hope I don't end up with any weird nightmares.

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Submitted by marcus b. on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 7:37pm.

Nicole - the man is NOT a talented musician.

You say tomato, I say I don't give a shit what you think. He's admitted to ONE SONG off of PHM being directly influenced by SP's "Dig It," how is that a ripoff? And I've never heard shit about YZ being a ripoff, but whatever. You can have your opinion, and I'll keep mine thanks. I've been a fan of both artists for a long time, and can see and appreciate the talent put forth by both.

MayWest69's picture

trent is brilliant, there is a reason here.. chris cornell is a puss...with a nail on the chalk board voice. he can fuck off.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Reznor is a fat tiny wuss troll who abandoned his "art" years ago. I'm still pissed off at him for daring to slag off my beloved Chris Cornell, and I'm glad those hags (his "fans") made him leave Twitter. What a douche, and what a cliche he's turned into.

Nicole - the man is NOT a talented musician. He stole most of his music, look at Pretty Hate Machine a direct rip off of a skinny puppy song. Year Zero he stole from some woman in NYC after trolling her ass for well over a year. Reznor is a douchebag all around and his music sucks.

Nicole's picture

Basically:

Trent Reznor, the musician: amazingly talented and ass-kickingly awesome

Trent Reznor, the human: typical egotistical douchebag

The end.

CC da bomb's picture

Trent Reznor is a self-consumed, name dropping narcissict with delusions of grandeur who cares about no one but his pockets and his celebrity status. He chases celebrities like a corrupt attorney chases ambulances; always looking for an opportunity to appear in front of the cameras of Hollywood and drop a celebrity name. The man has no consideration for the people he's hurt.

Walrus Talk's picture

Smashing Pumpkins still have the slimiest fans around AND the most batshit crazy delusional loser of a lead singer out there. Also, Billy Corgan has fucked MUCH skankier Asian chicks and knows better than to marry them. Suck THAT, Trent!

Johnny Cash? LOL. Wasn't he "discovered" sometime in the 90s, and subsequently embraced by every pierced and tattooed junkie who ever fancied himself "hardcore"?

Introducing a new concept: Thinking for yourself. Do you think you can handle it?

Nine Inch Nails, what a joke.

Trent Reznor is definitely the punch line.

areyouok715's picture

hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!

You forgot to mention his threats about punching people "in their fat tits" if they said something about his ho.

I saw NIN in 1990 or 91, their opening band Chem Lab blew them away, but NIN was decent. Sad to see he's turned into such a self-obsessed whiner.

ThunderDame's picture

Bloating and whining is no way to go through life, Trent.

LunaChick's picture

Submitted by Nicole...
"Meh, I miss the old Trent who would write an awesome, pissed off song about it rather than whining on the internets like a bitch. Sigh."

Me too, Nicole. I loved Trent, back in the day. I still consider NIN my favorite band, but I like the older stuff best.

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Clarisse's picture

Michael...
I would have never thought that a person was better coke'd up, but I was wrong.

I woke up today
to find myself in the other place
with a trail of footprints
from where I ran away
it seems everything I've heard
just might be true
and you know me
(well you think you do)
sometimes, I have everything - yet I wish I felt something.

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areyouok715's picture

nice

imk505's picture

probably racist bastards. Still hot as fuck and will always be intense. Love that fucker!!

melodyko61's picture

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
http://www.Sugardaddychat.com

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Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:19pm.
It depresses him to think his art and life's work can attract scum?? Uh, I though attracting scum WAS his art and life's work. Who else listens to NINs scummy lyrics and buys its scummy records? When it comes right down to it, appealing to scum is what made him rich! This wastrel needs to STFU and count his blessings.
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Johnny Cash apparently liked his music.

I could definitely understand NIN having a scary following. The musicians who tap into angst and rage always seem to attract scary obsessives (this coming from a former rock/punk concert fanatic who got tired of dealing with loonies).

Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

It depresses him to think his art and life's work can attract scum?? Uh, I though attracting scum WAS his art and life's work. Who else listens to NINs scummy lyrics and buys its scummy records? When it comes right down to it, appealing to scum is what made him rich! This wastrel needs to STFU and count his blessings.

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he;s a fat stripper fucker
thats his lifes work

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The war isn't working.

one square's picture

for a split second i thought this was a post about ben affleck.

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Wanton Hussy's picture

"Snivelling Little Rat Faced Git"

Freak Speely's picture

Didn't he already quit the internet a few months ago? This guy...

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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

Trent wearing a Juicy Couture velour hoodie?
Did hell freeze over?

If he can't handle twitter, what's he gonna
do when major publications rag on him/queenfiancee?

Trent go buy a mini van and get on with your crisis. Former badass got pushed off by trolls...Old Trent would have eaten those trolls
for appetizers. Sad Bitch.

Larilee's picture

Somewhere along the line, Trent Reznor turned into a first class pussywhipped asswipe. Maybe tweeting shit like "I'm happy... being happy feels weird" is why he got "attacked." Once I started reading his mushy platitudes and crap about wanting to know the names of good chickflicks, I stopped following him.

Rhoda's picture

Geez I remember when Trent looked fuckable.

Now he looks like he should be on a box of
'Just for Men' haircolor.

Gross.

Whatever's picture

Trent took his ball and went home. YAWN!

Deb's picture

Submitted by debisafuckingmoron on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:31pm.

My bad. Thanks for clearing that up.
There is even a more special place in hell for people who register as debisafuckingmoron.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:29am.
"god money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised"
It's "got money", but yeah, great line from a great song!

Haha.
http://common.nincatalog.com/itemimages/01-00325-1.jpg
There's a special place in hell reserved for those who "correct" people by giving them misinformation.

Also:
http://images.google.com/images?q=mariqueen%20maandig%20playboy

Seriously, dudes having a wicked mid-life crisis. He's marrying a fame hungry flakey sex symbol wannabe (she has pics on playboys site) he's attacking fans and calling them out for not kissing his butt, giving out suicide advic and he's just generally having a weird melt down. I think he's losing it, and for the sake of the rest of his remaining fan base, he should stay off the internet for awhile so he doesnt alienate anyone else for stupid reasons. There are tons of celebs out there on Twitter, and I'm sure that alot of them have tons of trolls talking smack to them on a daily basis. Its always seemed that he hates women or thinks they are below him. I love his music, but after all the shit that he's talked, I hate him as a person.

letinstar's picture

what happened to trent? he used to be so edgy...but still, i can't disagree with not being down with the twitter...
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Anonymouse73's picture

Ziggy> Hey, now! I don't think I'm a neck beard...whatever that is...and I can appreciate the man's talent.

Sucks that he is taking it off-line over a girl. I'm sure he can stick up for himself on there, but I think he's getting prickly over people talking shit about his lady.

annobanano's picture

Yeah he used to be hot, but he's still fantastic in concert. NINJA tour was awesome. And BTW (off-topic) Street Sweeper was amazing - goddam that Tom Morello can play!

Erika_Leigh28's picture

wait is that really his fiance's name... mariqueen whatever? Is she/he a drag queen?

Nicole's picture

"Oh, Trent, cry me a river, take off all your panties and let's go skinny dipping!"

There was a time where I would say hell to the yes on that, but now? Meh.

slappyou's picture

Trent looks like shit.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Nicole on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:32am.

Thank you thank you very much :)

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:25am.

Ohhhh I love your cat, so cute in that little boa outfit. I think Trent is being a whiney sissy baby beause he's in looooooooooooooove and his nuts are still stuck up inside his lady... but love does make some of us sappy, delicate and sensitive to the ills of the world. I think he should have just deleted his Twitter and left it at that. He doesn't need to answer questions about it.

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Deb's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:59am.
We lived parallel stoner lives, it seems! Whoa, "The Wall" on acid? My hero!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Nicole on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:32am.
Submitted by hotslutoftheday on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:23am.

Nicole's picture

It's actually from NIN's video for "Closer".
I'd link to it on youtube, but I'm lazy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VAv8y2hHM

Edited because I posted the wrong one at first.

Race Bannon's picture

Oh please, buck up Mr.Reznor, we all have haters out there, we just have to ignore them and get on with our days.

I hate a whiny rocker!

Frybread's picture

I like NIN, especially the old stuff, but Trent has turned into a pompous ass. Like Metallic and other groups that made it mega-big, it seems these guys get to a point where they think they're better than everyone else.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is it with his velour sweatsuit? He looks like one of the fucking Golden Girls.

Never got the appeal of this guy. His music sucks ass.

Nicole's picture

Submitted by hotslutoftheday on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:23am.

Nicole's picture

It's actually from NIN's video for "Closer".
I'd link to it on youtube, but I'm lazy.

hotslutoftheday's picture

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:38am.

Ahahahah neck beards!

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govt_cheese's picture

That's funny, considering Reznor is an IRL troll himself.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:23am.

I know, right? I wish HE would have come out swingin like Em did.... now that woulda been a good tune.
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@hotslutoftheday:

The picutre is my diva kitty Eros, he loves to play dress-up and have his pics taken. I was referencing Gollum from Lord of the Rings in my comment and his whining about being picked on even though he started shit up plenty in his own right.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I love his music- but damn, he is a whiner.

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It's all right if you don't
I'm not afraid of you running away
Honey, I get the feeling you won't
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