Sister Tittay
Okay, I think I like George Clooney's tramp of the minute, Elisabetta Canalis. The Sun found this still from a movie called Virgin Territory (which also stars crazy sadling Mischa Barton) of Elisabetta as a flashing nun. Holy nipple! Mel Gibson just wet his panties, ran up to the counter and took a number.
Yesterday, People Magazine did a little piece of Georgie's taint tapper and tried to make her sound like she's a really classy diamond who always keeps her pinky up when she licks peen. One friend of Elisabetta's said, "Elisabetta is a beautiful girl full of life who embodies the Mediterranean woman: dark hair and a full figure. Elisabetta is a go-getter who is not afraid of expressing her opinion. In a few years she has built a successful TV career thanks to her determination and hard work." And nipples. He forgot to thank her nipples. They are sad about that.
The two have only been dating for a week, but have already been seen all around Lake Como where Georgie has a house. Basically, this means Elisabetta's expiration date is coming up. The only advice I have for her is (you know what's coming) to put on a Brad Pitt mask, tape her boobies down and Samantha Burke George's ass! Don't be the next Sarah Larson. Do better!
And in case you want to peep at Elisabetta's nipple for Jesus, it's after the jump. In the words of Cassie: "Don't act like you've never seen a titty before!" JUMP!
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gigantic nipple, bleah! she's not his girlfriend, she's totally a skank and publicity whore!
There is hardcore fellatio link of her on Lainey...
I don't even want to enter the site!
Virgin Territory was the SHITIEST MOVIE EVER (well maybe Night Train to Venice takes that spot, but's a close second). It was like soft core porn for the tween set. American Pie but not funny and even more nudity.
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Yo sistah, your tittay is hangin out!
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ProfessorVP, He has got to be. I am convinced now. The latest pics over at xonline.com (you know, the ones where he is taking her on a joy ride on his bike with his BFF Rande Gerber riding solo next to him) are so fucking staged it is unreal. The chick is fully aware the camera is on her. He needs to seriously change it up. I think he probably is fucking Rande and this girl is doing this to get some play.
What Georgie's selling, I ain't buying. Who, I ask, except teenage mall girls and their grandmothers, in that dumb and vast area the politicians call the "flyover states"-- who, besides the heartbroken ladies still getting over the fact that Clay Aiken won't marry them after all- who the #$&* would believe George Clooney is anything but a closeted homer-sexual, terrified that if he is discovered his paycheck will go down?
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
http://www.Sugardaddychat.com
This woman is hot as fuck. Be a man george and knock this up. She is worthy of the seed.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Cokeasian on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:58am.
Mediterranean girls have a "full figure"? Since when? Maybe the middle aged ones do but all the French and Italian girls in the South of France are short, stick-thin and flat-chested.
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Totally true. I went to Nice once, and found a lingerie store. Granted, I'm "small-framed" myself, but damn, the bras there were so petite and tiny. Lots of the American equivalent of 30AA.
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Hah, me and my Keira Knightlies need to move to Nice. Beautiful beaches and properly fitting bras, here I come! =D
Clooney definitely has a type. This one is prettier than the last one, but they all have that go-go dancer look to them.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
that is gross
Mr. Clooney is beginning to lose his credibility as a classy womanizer when it comes to his romantic life....he probably thinks he is Jack Nicholson(but he has kids so there are no gay rumors floating around)
He is also starting to look like the older rich bachelors from “The Millionare Matchmaker club” some of them keep requesting the younger girls between the age of 22 or 29 when the age gap & interests only get bigger over the years, creepy and disturbing...not hot, just a big turn-off !
The girls are smart enough to hook up with a rich actor who doesn’t promise them marriage or kids and then after getting bored with them find a fresher or younger victim (like Charlie Sheen for instance)
I hope that they get something out of it and don’t get heartbroken in the process.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends ?
Since when are Mediterranean girls curvacious? I think most of them are thin, with some curves, but not full-figured. I myself am Mediterranean. Yes, I have dark hair and dark brown eyes. But I'm NOT full-figured. I'm slender with curves, but far from full-figured. I can't think of any full-figured women in my family, either.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I pick closeted homosexual.
Its like every few months Geroge picks a meaningless interchangeable waitress/hooker/playboy bunny reject just to assure the world that he is still "straight".
They are most definitely his beards since its odd that he picks all these low class women (doesn't stay with them for that long), yet none of them ever sell their stories to any tabloids like most other fame hos/gold diggers dating a famous celeb do once they have broken up (cue John Mayers ex-waitress chick he hooked up with and Jude Law's current baby momma who is already spilling the beans to tmz).
He pays these chicks off and probably makes them sign a confidentiality agreement. They are just too quiet.
I wanna be his beard too. I hope his man is hot though. I'd love to see some persistent paps take a picture of George and whoever his piece on the side is
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He can't find a broad we haven't seen naked or in porn ?
I hate when People magazine starts sugar coating George's whores. They act like the shit isn't on the Internet for all to see. Clooney seriously needs to do an Internet search before he starts parading these low budget chicks around, he looks like the biggest jerk/womanizer/closetedhomosexual( pick your own adjective)ever.
I'm officially finding another boo.
Mediterranean girls are naturally curvacious, or at least supposed to be....Italian, Portuguese, Spanish....however the push for the stick like image that is made popular in the west has perhaps influenced the eating habits of these women and that's why you see alot of skinny shit going on...oh and by the way, full figured doesn't nessessarily mean fat, it just means anything that isn't size 00 -3 according to U.S. Standards
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Submitted by Cokeasian on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:58am.
Mediterranean girls have a "full figure"? Since when? Maybe the middle aged ones do but all the French and Italian girls in the South of France are short, stick-thin and flat-chested.
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LOL Boy bodies! Not hot! I went to Venice a while back and I noticed alot of hos with major sun damage. I mean middle aged ladies dressing like they're in their 20's just all wrinkled up. I think the europeans love the sun a little TOO much.
I hope that's what happens to this whore.
George is just having fun with his tramp of the moment. That's all. Enjoy it while you can honey.
Anyone want to bet he doesn't take her to a UN Ambassador of Peace function?
She bears no resemblance to Sister Agnes when I was growing up. I would have behaved and paid more attention.
Submitted by Cokeasian on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:58am.
Mediterranean girls have a "full figure"? Since when? Maybe the middle aged ones do but all the French and Italian girls in the South of France are short, stick-thin and flat-chested.
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Totally true. I went to Nice once, and found a lingerie store. Granted, I'm "small-framed" myself, but damn, the bras there were so petite and tiny. Lots of the American equivalent of 30AA.
George has had the snip. I'm convinced of it. He's so adamant about not wanting children and is too damned smart to get snared by a baby mama.
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That's a man hole cover not a nipple silly.
"fist bumps & BLOW IT UP"
That almost made me shoot a fry out my nose. It's fist bump, blow it up... hold it for a second and suck it back in to anohter fist bump! jeesh.
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*winks back at jack, fist bumps & BLOW IT UP*
*reports self for cyber fist bumping*
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vmbombshell - your avie has nice tits.
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pipssoho is right, that's not her in the porno. I'm Italian living in Italy and she's been shoved down my throat long enough for me to even recognize her by the shape of her teeth. Purtrop.
ohhhh do ur boobs hang low do they waggle to and fro can u tie them in a knot can u tie them it a bow... yep she can
I think the cross between here breastesess is making her chest look like that of Kelly Ripa's meatless chest bone. OH! and I saw the pornoprolific nutgrabber she was in...! She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. She's about as filthy as the other wanna-be waitresses Clooney taps.
*winks at Bradi*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
she needs a titty prop to put that shit back where it belongs
I bet Clooney is sterile. You can't tell me none of these women over the years haven't tried to trap him. I bet Sarah tried like hell, but Georgie probably knows he is "safe". Just a thought.
I am not sure what a "gossip siter" is but hey, maybe I have coined a new term.
now all she needs to do is "forget" to take her birth control a la mel gibsons bitch and bring a baby friend to seal the deal
pipssoho on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:21pm
Holy Crap!
The rare Loon on a Georgiegirl thread....
I would like to point out, if you indeed know this skank, GC only dates hwores, sluts and wannabes.
She has met either all of the criteria or at least 2 out of 3.
*waits*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
PipsSoho- Oh quit being so serious dear. It's just a gossip siter and we are all here to have fun, even with a porno nun.
Hi Elisabetta!
Was it hard to get that much jizz out of your eye?
LOOOOON!
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
now the prostitution Nun whore herself is commenting, nice job M.K.!
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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"always keeps her pinky up when she licks peen"
MK, you never fail to deliver. LMFAO.
I would like to point out that elisabetta IS NOT/NEVER WAS a PORN ACTRESS. The link to youporn you all saw it's a fake, it is not here. she did a half naked calendar few years ago indeed. but that's it. is quite funny how much you enjoy trashing random people.
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On the other hand most of these low class broads he "dates" never talk about him after he is done with them so he must set his beards up for life. Where can I apply to be George Clooney's beard, a few months out of my life, wearing trashy clothes and attending nice parties and pretending to have hot sex with Clooney and then wham bam thank you maam one is a millionare for life. I wish there was an online application form
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Mediterranean girls have a "full figure"? Since when? Maybe the middle aged ones do but all the French and Italian girls in the South of France are short, stick-thin and flat-chested.
George Clooney is mediocre in my opinion, I dont see what the ladies swoon over. *shrugs*
I want Anderson and George to get together. Cooperclooney
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
I wish he would stop bearding already. Hes gay and occasionally Brad Armpitt pops down to give him a blowjob in return for carrying his movies for him. LOL
He needs better taste in men and women. I think George and Anderson Cooper would make a nice couple
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
I thought that was a mouse dressed up as a nun...
Coma Caca!!
George Clooney is one lucky SOB! Those are one nice natural set of Italian made juggs....
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:30am.
I swear it's because he's gay! He just likes "hot girls" around him as his beards because he appreciates aesthetics and if people are too busy looking at his beard, they won't notice his limp wrist. I say that in jest, not as a gay bash!
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