Quick Programming Note

Posting will be sporadic for the rest of the day, because my ass is moving apartments today. Moving is the grossest thing ever. Actually, I'm going to take that back and issue an apology to Paris Hilton's bikini waxer. Moving is the second grossest thing ever. And speaking of gross things, above is a video of a porn star snorting a condom through his nose! I'm so proud (and slightly disturbed...and slightly slightly turned on). Enjoy!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Yeah Okay

Submitted by areyouok715 on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 12:17am.

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

Submitted by Jonster11209 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:57pm.

Oh but darling you're a media star now. This must be an exciting move for you. I can see you moving from a dorm-like starter pad at Third & C to a Lower Fifth Avenue Pre-War. Snap.

Best of luck and many creative moments in your new cave. Since your job forces you to spend as much time there as possible, I hope you got what you were looking for!

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:33pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:54pm.

Hey, they just showed up! Do you think that had anything to do with the ad I put in the paper that said 'All Welcome. Bring party favours'?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:24pm.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:11pm.

Huh... I thought I had a strong gag reflex, til you posted that.

The only good thing about moving is the house warming party. Actually, if I move again, I'll have the party first. Then I won't have to move all the stuff that gets trashed!
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Submitted by melodyko61 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:23pm.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
http://www.Sugardaddychat.com

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:19pm.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:11pm.

Huh... I thought I had a strong gag reflex, til you posted that.

The only good thing about moving is the house warming party. Actually, if I move again, I'll have the party first. Then I won't have to move all the stuff that gets trashed!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:18pm.

I haven't moved in 13 years. My ass is bonded to my computer chair.

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Submitted by kitschnbeautician on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:12pm.

I used to do this (the condom trick, not moving) all the time - only instead of pulling the whole thing through, I would just catch it and sort of floss with it - gets ya beer every time - and usually a shot or two as well :)

Submitted by No Words on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:43pm.

I have only moved from my parents' house, to an apartment with my new husband, to our house that we purchased 25 years ago. So, I am not too acquainted with moving, but I do know that it was shitty enough for me to tell Big Dad that when I move from this house, it will be in a body bag.

Hope you survived Moving Day, MK!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:34pm.

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:30pm.
Wow, I must be the only one in this entire thread that doesn't mind moving at all.
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The rest of us aren't trying to stay one step ahead of the proper authorities. Nope, I'm sitting here with the doors barricaded and 400 rounds for the shotgun.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:41pm.

Submitted by milash on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:03pm.

I know someone who did wax Paris Hilton and she said she was very sweet.
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I hope you're not telling us she tasted her!

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:28pm.

Madame S I'm with you. I have moved on average about every 3 years in the past 25 years. (cross country, province hopping).

I'm really smug about my last move - 26 1 cube boxes and some sticks of furniture. Less is best!!! Plus it discourages visitors. haha Just ask Mrs K! I don't think her skinny little ass liked sitting on the floor :)

...and who really likes painting walls and ceilings? *grimace*

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:00pm.

Wow, I must be the only one in this entire thread that doesn't mind moving at all. You get a new space to design and decorate, and it forces you to get rid of stuff and restart more organized. It can feel good. I mean, I wouldn't want to do it constantly, but every once in a while it's nice to do an overhaul and change the energy up if you have to.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:47pm.

I refuse to move again. I'm too fuckin' old to do it again. I like my house in the cuntry.

And I'll tell you my version of disgusting: a used condom in the Food Lion parking lot. Yuck. It ain't that far to a trashcan, sweetheart.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:42pm.

*Gives MK a Yankee Candle for a homewarming gift*

I hope you survive moving from one NY closet to the next!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:09pm.

MK, good luck with your move. You never feel like you have anything until you have to move it all!

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Charles Manson

Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 7:31pm.

Now THAT'S talent. LOL!

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Submitted by bottomlesshole on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 7:01pm.

I am currently moving too. From the East to the west. I hate moving as well and the movers caused us some stress. So the point is I feel for you. And bye the way I love you!! I read you every day! and right now I am working on a very GOOOD buzz!! So hope that you are done and working on your buzz as well\!!!!!!!

Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 6:34pm.

i moved twice in one year due to the neighbours from hell and none of my cunty friends helped.....I had a breakdown it was the END.
I hope your friends are more helpful They all swing by for the booze and snoop round, as soon as you unload the last fucking box though.

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Happy new home to you Michael.

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Submitted by Word on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 5:42pm.

Moving really sucks some ass but getting in and setting up a nice new place is the best - no clutter, super clean and blank walls - FUN! Good luck and take it all in stride.

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Submitted by Word on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 5:41pm.

does that work perfect right outta the gate...or did he have to swallow a few condoms...too much for me

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Submitted by hambletta on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 4:35pm.

OMG i got a little bit of the horn watching that too.

Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 4:03pm.

Do you think that guy just woke up one day and said, "I wonder what would happen if I snorted a condom." (??)

Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:54pm.

Hottt. Break me of a piece of Daddy.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:29pm.

How the fuck does Edward from "Twilight" beat out Bill and Eric from "True Blood?" Fucking bullshit.

Congrats on the move, MK!
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:13pm.

OOOOOOOOOOOOo looks like somebody cashed their Denise Richards its contsipated ad checks. Tough. Guy.

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Submitted by warmislandsun on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:57pm.

Felicidades on the new apartment! You are the best gossip blogger out here and you deserve a break. Take a long weekend to unpack, decorate and get wasted in the new place!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:44pm.

*blinks*

How in the fuck do you work that into a convo? Oh, btw I can snort a condom through my nose and pull it out my mouth.

How appropriate that the condom was neon green like an infection shade.

Submitted by milash on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:33pm.

I know someone who did wax Paris Hilton and she said she was very sweet.

Submitted by sston011 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:29pm.

omg..i almost gaged watching that

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:13pm.

Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:17pm.
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Its not gross at all he just snorts it really fast and it comes out his mouth.

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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:12pm.

What I want to know is how does one even found out they possess such a talent?

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Submitted by mbar on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:08pm.

Moving sucks anus. Me so sorry.
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Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by gia on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:13pm.

Yikes, cool tricks gone wrong!

Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:03pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:14pm.

Re: that video...

If a condom is covered in snot and saliva, it's not really safe sex, is it?

I'm thinkin' the same thing....

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:03pm.

ugh... moving sucks! Good luck MK... just keep drinking lots of booze, oops, I mean water!!

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Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:03pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:12pm.

Good luck, MK!

My mother's biopsy was postponed to next week. I've been calling her every day and she is back to her normal self (over the phone, anyway). Criticizing everything, pushing my buttons, etc.

Hi, Hekki- I am not up to speed on her situation, but all the same I hope she will be alright and my best to you and your family.

Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:01pm.

Happy moving, MK!

I guess one person's poison is... another person's dream.

Really want to move... provided it is for a better place than this apartment ><

Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 2:00pm.

Moving COULD SERIOUSLY BE a form of punishment. For community service or something. That shit SUX. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR MOVE, MK. Hope your new place rocks!

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:58pm.

oh gawd, I sympathize with you MK.
Moving IS-the second-grossest thing ever. This is the first summer I don't have to move or help someone else move.
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Submitted by leica on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:53pm.

Well, well. MK is moving on up!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:53pm.

I just helped a friend move yesterday. I sweat so much that my shirt was completely soaked and I had a huge wet spot going down from my crotch to below my knee. I looked like such a fucking slut.

I would've helped you move MK :3

Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:47pm.

did anybody watch the video? i'm scared, i hate people putting shit up their nose.

Submitted by Callan on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:44pm.

Good luck with the move, MK! As someone who's moved in the middle of the summer before, I know how horrible it is.

Hope your new apartment is awesome!

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:44pm.

Re: that video...

If a condom is covered in snot and saliva, it's not really safe sex, is it?

Submitted by gia on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:43pm.

Hmmmm...Very embarrassing way to choke & die...I knew a guy in college who would do this with string or thin rope & he went on stage at the Jim Rose Circus to do it & it got stuck, so he had to go backstage, so the rubber man or someone like had to help him get it out. We were on a date, so I was terrified for him & scared he was going to have to go to the ER, but thankfully the other freaks (I love freaks, so I dont mean that as an insult) there knew how to help him.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:42pm.

Good luck, MK!

My mother's biopsy was postponed to next week. I've been calling her every day and she is back to her normal self (over the phone, anyway). Criticizing everything, pushing my buttons, etc.

I have to keep reminding myself of the three days I spent crying my eyes out, wistfully thinking about what a great woman she is and how much I love her and will miss her. Yesterday I couldn't wait to get her off the phone.

*sigh*

Submitted by MISSterious on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 1:39pm.

Congrats on the new apt!! Are we all invited to the house warming party?? I'll knit you one of those nifty bozo sweaters, heck, I'll even make one for your doggy friend!

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