Monday, August 3rd 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 31st!

The GOOP sweatshop. - WTFOMGLOL

Runners-up:

Goddammit, Amy Whinehouse! Look at what you did to St. Lucia! Now crackies are running all over the place, all willy nilly, scaring natives, and tyring to smoke "trees". - PhaQ Bitch

No, you idiots! That's not the tree with MJ's face! - Plecostomus

He couldn't understand why they were less enthusiastic about touching his gnarled wood - helenlen

VIA Cracked (Thanks Ed)

Posted by: Michael K


I found a great dating site """""""""" wealthycupid .com """""""""dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy

This is one of the negative and unintended consequences of the division of labor leaving some people with too much time on their hands.

Oh yeah, congrats to the winner and runners up.
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jackdu2's picture

I recommend you a very interesting place ___Meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!

NoAnjl's picture

Congrats WTFOMGLOL!!! LOL!!!

Congrats also to PhaQ Bitch, Plecostomus and helenlen!!!

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snowpiece's picture

congrats dirty whores!
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Plecostomus's picture

Oh, freebird ahahah thanks!

Congrats to the winner, WTFOMGLOL (GOOP sweatshop eheehhe!) and also to my fellow bridesmaids PhaQ Bitch and helenlen!

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

awwww. thank you ! :))

freebird's picture

Congrats winners! YAY PLECO!!!

jazzfish_77's picture

Congratulations to WTFOMGLOL!! Also congrats to PhaQ Bitch, Plecostomus, and helenlen!

Hekki's picture

The old dude looks like Norman Mailer from the back.

The C word's picture

Congrats winners - funnay!! :D

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Yip Yip

Meanwhile at the next studio over, the set is just about done for Pauly Shore's new movie.

angel_i's picture

The part Kristin (the EPIC FAIL golddigger) DIDN'T tell the Mirror.

♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics

The lost boys are trying to find out where Michael Jackson went (Joe Jackson watching thinking of making The LostBoys5

Jonah Hill and Michael Cera proved a successful duo in 'Superbad'. Unfortunately, lightning was not to strike twice in the ill-conceived sequel to 'Year One': 'Year Two'

Terryble2's picture

I said touch my woody not the tree !

atlantapug's picture

Someone decided to look through the glory hole in the men's room at Bulldog's nightclub and saw this hot mess.

islandgirl's picture

A bird in the hand is worth five dirty hippies and one plumber's crack.

2012 democratic convention

It looks like a pterodactyl with loose stools just shat on Mr. Saggy Loincloth's back.

atlantapug's picture

When examined under a microscope, they found out it's not unicorns living in RPatz hair forest.

atlantapug's picture

When examined under a microscope, they found out it's not unicorns living in RPatz hair forest.

helenlen's picture

He couldn't understand why they were less enthusiastic about touching his gnarled wood

etherealfiend's picture

"The Tree of Life" turns into "The Tree of Death"!!!

Nothing to notice here people just an Ed Hardy photo shoot on location in Bumfuk,Ark.

Manimal5's picture

Beam me up Scotty! The natives already floured my ass and are looking really hungry!

Manimal5's picture

Even William Shatner is giving the side eye to this priceline nature vacation.

MizRo's picture

Just a squirrel trying to grab a nut...

CrzyMomma39's picture

Brad & Angie's gang on vacation!

Just a nut without a shell..

have fun ,find love Life needs passion.
http://www.millionairechats.com is a private exclusive dating club to meet millionaires, rich and beautiful men and women worldwide. Find your perfect match easier and more effective!

It's Season 6 and the Oceanic Six are still very much Lost.

after a lovely scat session this hippy orgy inform mother nature that they are no longer tree huggers they are now tree touchers!!

NitWitty's picture

After marrying Mariqueen and moving to an isolated tree house, Trent still couldn't escape those damn trolling cowardly pigs!
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Manimal5's picture

So we all did mushrooms and acid and touched the tree of natural energy...except Grandpa who is just here for the naked tits and beer.

Born in a port o potty at Woodstock, the indegenious hippies try to smoke a redwood.

Year One fans missed Comic Con because of a new teaser trailer carved at the top of an oak.

JenJen's picture

This is the dawning of the age of Buttcrackius

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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced

Terrence Howard's worst nightmare

fauve's picture

More casualties of Sevin Nyne.

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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK

flake's picture

the tree of strife.

dcgravesen's picture

INSIDE EDITION: Octomom's reality show.

fauve's picture

Kunty Karl's latest Resort collection for Chanel might be a hard sell.

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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK

fauve's picture

And when the acid wore off and Sid and Marty pitched it to the studio, H.R. Pufnstuf was born.

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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK

Oceannia420's picture

♪ Can I have some of what they are having?

Oceannia420's picture

♪ We always bring Grand `MA to the family camp outs. It's something about her wild mush room soup that really brings the whole family closer together.

fauve's picture

When will the Boomers stop torturing the rest of us with their goddamn Woodstock photos?

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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK

Clarisse's picture

Rosanne's reunion special didn't go quite as planned...especially once the rest of the cast caught scent of the royalty check…

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areyouok715's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??

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Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:50pm.
White people.....

FUCK YOU! Shouldn't you be eating something on a stick you terrorist

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Jizzball's picture

White people.....