Afternoon Crumbs
Jude to crowd: "Who wants to get knocked up next?!" - Popsugar
If you can't get enough of Elisabetta Canalis' nipple action, here's more! - Egotastic!
Dear Taylor Swift, does your purity ring approve of canoodling? - Hollywood Tuna
EW's cover of vampires needs more Viking Eric - Just Jared
Seth Rogen got shut down by Professor Whore Face - Lainey Gossip
Emile Hirsch's hippie nipple - Towleroad
The Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer....now with way too much Clooney voice! - Popoholic
Whore pit vipers (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ciara proudly shows off her pixie ladyboy wig on Twitter - Cityrag
The Duggars are all set to terrorize and harass the letter M - ICYDK
Reason #123,456,974 on why Katherine Hagel is an annoying hag - I'm Not Obsessed
Peter Andre added a little more coins to his fake tanning fund - Celebitchy
Sarah Harding was drunk last night. In other news, so was I. THE SHOCK - Holy Moly!
Jennifer Aniston needs to put a Snuggie over those icicle nips - Hollywood Rag
Gayle must have accidentally left their bag of toys outside again - Popeater
Robert Redford thinks ScarJo and her momma are bitches - Socialite Life
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I think I fall in love this hot Daddy. He is such an amazing guy. His personal ad was available at that millionaire dating site sugarscupid. c o m
where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.
Jude to crowd: "Who wants to get knocked up next?!"
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Bwahahaha!
Ciara's wig is adorable: she is a beautiful woman.
Redford always shoots from the hip.
Peter Andre actually looks good! Good for him.
you know i don't think megan intentionally neglected to kiss seth. i truly just think she's actually a blonde and is just a moron i mean i think she is just the kind of person who goes through life oblivious in her own world u know? yes i think she disses ppl but not intentionally u just have to nod and go uh huh that's megan she's just frolicking in her own little fantasy world and she's an idiot to boot which doesn't help much
The Duggars are an INCREDIBLY inspiring family! Congratulations and God Bless to the expecting parents of the next Duggar blessing. We all know there will be many, many, many more to come.
I recommend you a very interesting place ___Meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
That was a priceless piece of Kimmel with Rogen: he has self-deprecating humour which is very attractive in a man. He was practically peeing he was laughing so hard.
Grrrrrrr... effin' Duggars.
clooneys' supposed girlfriend (but in italy they say it's all a fake gossip and picture made by her, an attention whore
http://img181.imageshack.us/i/canalisclooneyfake.jpg/
!!!) isn't a model, she's a skank and she's short, she is really different in these pics, does she eat photoshop???
she even has a lot of cellulite! I found this on Internet!
http://archivio.donnamoderna.com/in_forma/diete/media/idA040001015946_4....
Eck! I respect a sweaty man, but when you are just walkin down a path smiling for pics...Eck.
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Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:49pm.
I am trying to impregnate my wife.
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Is she properly inflated?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
But someone said he is searching someone on the famous rich men seeking passion site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m. there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?
I am trying to impregnate my wife.
i think its disgusting that women who are LITERALLY skeletal are found attractive. gives me the bad skeeves.
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just because shes skinny doesnt mean shes skeletal =\
myspace.com/vienna_rossi
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~ so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40 man and young guys want to have fun with 40 women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
http://www.Sugardaddychat.com
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:21pm
Mah Boo! Hurry back. *charging sofa batteries*
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Little Green Bag
When did MK start calling her Katherine Hagel?
Heeeeiiiggggggl was MUCH better. It has that extra whingey whiny quality, which is both appropriate and funny.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:03pm.
Self-effacing? Is that Latin for "untalented, but knows it"?
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Self-effacing? He needs some serious Face-Resurfacing. BBL...xoxoxo
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:12pm.
Don't patronize me. :P
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:11pm.
Yeeeeah, he's no Will Ferrell.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:05pm.
He's funny, damnit! And I'm not just saying that because I'm a stoner.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 9:03pm.
Self-effacing? Is that Latin for "untalented, but knows it"?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:56pm.
hehehehe *puff puff pass* Want some Funyuns?
I thought the Seth Rogan story was adorable. He's so self-effacing. It's refreshing.
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Little Green Bag
i'll be the first to admit when i'm jealous of someone as super hot as elisabetta (which i am cuz she's baaaangin), but did anyone else notice an areola discrepancy?
in some pics they look sizable but nice, and in others they look way smaller.
but that's just something weird i noticed.
be cool about fire safety
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:55pm.
Opps. I blame the Little Green Bag.
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Hahahaha!
You're lucky I bought that bag..erm, story, lady!
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Opps. I blame the Little Green Bag.
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Little Green Bag
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:47pm.
Yep! Then they will begat a Matthew, Mark, Marilyn, Marlene, Marty, Martha, Marshall, Martin, Mary, Marvin, Mason, Mathilda, Maurice, Max.....you get the picture.
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Little Green Bag
What the hell kind of name is that? This is your first child! It isn't like you're on brat number 17 trying to find yet another name that starts with the same letter... (oh Michelle, you're so quirky) I guess having a beautiful name like Anna was wasted on this idiot. Their smartass attempt at being different isn't just spelling it cleverly *coughs* it's mispronouncing a goddamn Scottish LAST NAME.
Setting the bar high for their next generation.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:38pm.
Hahahahaha! But I bet they have the Bible memorized.
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Well, I'm thinking they begot the parts they wanted to anyway.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:38pm.
Hahahahaha! But I bet they have the Bible memorized.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 8:14pm.
Ugh. Why do the Duggars have to mess with the spelling of a perfectly good name? Mackynzie? I bet they name the next kid Mychayl.
Based on their brand of Christianity, I'm guessing they're third or fourth generation readers, TOPS.
Ugh. Why do the Duggars have to mess with the spelling of a perfectly good name? Mackynzie? I bet they name the next kid Mychayl.
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Jude is kind of cute his scarf is gay but who cares better sex times
My small dick radar goes off every time I see Jude Law ~ this guy is revolting.
I loved Seth Rogan's comments. However, I thought Knocked Up flat out sucked. There's no way as hot as she is (and in that movie, she was hot) that she'd end up with a slacker fug who was poor. I can suspend belief for comedy but there weren't enough funny parts in the movie to make me like it.
Can Heigl get killed offscreen on ''Grey's Anatomy''? Seriously throw that small bass back.
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
If George Clooney really is fucking that chick, lucky guy. She's got great tits.
I've already made Jude a T-shirt that says, "Batter Up!" Now, if I only knew where to send it.
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Submitted by Mick on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 5:19pm.
So true to me Jude is flaming. He just impregnates his beards all the time instead of just hitting them and leaving them. He strikes me as a power bottom with his man though
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Jude to crowd: "Who wants to get knocked up next?!" - Popsugar
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Whether or not anyone wants to believe it, Judy is gay - you can tell by his oh-so-delicately-groomed eyebrows. He might be pluggin holes, but his mind will be on suckin peen. Trust me - I know this dude's a pillow-biter.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Speaking of the Go$$elins, Radar has a copy of the shit they send to Churches trying to book LOVE OFFERING.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/07/want-book-jon-kate-speak-y...
Submitted by Master: "Ang Lee must be obsessed with American culture. There's no other explanation how a foreign director from a very dissimilar country can capture the subtle nuances of American life. "The Ice Storm" is a good example. However, he should have left "The Hulk" alone."
"The Ice Storm" is one of my favorite movies. You're right - it feels like living in that place and time. Watching his movies (I didn't see "The Hulk", though) is like getting punched in the stomach. He just nails it.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:25pm.
she doesn't look skeletal at all.this sorta thinking is why American women are so fucking obese.
Word.
Just the bitter musings of a fatass who considers Mo'nique "curvy" and "confident" *baaaarf*
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:39pm.
Has Guilermo Del Toro ever made a bad or unentertaining movie?
Hell Boy!
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Wrong! The correct answer is "Mimic". Piss & shit are jealous of "Mimic".
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 4:13pm.
TLC seems to have a following of weird breeders who think that two people who can't stand each other, should have multiple offspring as soon as is humanly possible and film all of the kids doing inane things like brushing their teeth and baking cakes and shit.
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Why do the Duggars have there own show? Who watches this shit?
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LMFAO, i love the Oprah/Gayle post and The pic of Jude law up for bid to all the woman.
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c'est la vie >_<
Master Blaster on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:57pm.
Yes! I didn't understand why he took on "The Hulk". I guess he had to prove he wasn't just a "arty, indie" director and he could bring in money. I think Ang is excellent at nuance in general. "The English Patient" is the perfect example. He dealt with may different cultures, races, and relationships.
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Submitted by DeeDee
Emile Hirsch and Ang Lee? Oh fuck YES!
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Ang Lee must be obsessed with American culture. There's no other explanation how a foreign director from a very dissimilar country can capture the subtle nuances of American life. "The Ice Storm" is a good example. However, he should have left "The Hulk" alone. I don't think he understood that Americans like more shit blowing up and less existentialism in their comic book movies.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 07/31/2009 - 3:37pm.
Skeletal is bulimia/anorexia victims.that girl does not look like a skeleton to me.