HoHan Got A Job!
HoHan got herself a new fried peroxide mop of straw and she also got herself a new job that pays actual money! Yes, her dealer doesn't have to report her to the collection agency of his choice, because it looks like that bill is going to get paid!
And this job doesn't involve making milkshakes or hawking tan phlegm. No, HoHan landed a role in Robert Rodriguez's next movie Machete. She Twattered the news yesterday. Hopefully for her, this one isn't going to premiere on a Saturday at 2am on Public Access or go directly to a Dollar Tree discount bin.
The movie starts filming in Austin in 2 weeks. According to IMDB, this is the plot:
"Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!"
This shit also stars Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez. Robert DeNiro, Jonah Hill and Steven Seagal are still in talks to take a role. And yes, Michelle Rodriguez and HoHan on the same film set. Austin is going to run out of the bad shit and someone's vagina lip is going to get torn in a freak coochie bumping accident. It's inevitable.
Here's HoHan trolling around yesterday and also some pictures of her and SamRo being trash outside of 7-Eleven on Thursday. HoHan says that she went back to blonde for the movie role. So I'm guessing she's playing White Oprah in this shit?
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Bless her heart she tries so hard... and this is the end result...
Oh boy, this sounds like a really classy movie! (rolling eyes)
Oh and by the way , my guts are full of White Broccoli pizza , maple nut fudge and soft serve ice cream . Boardwalk food really f's me up . Whoo ah .
DeNiro and Danny Trego .....This crew is good . I'll prob be there .
She did get her teeth veneered!
I was wondering what looked so different about the face... Her teeth are probably suffering from poor hygiene and intense drug abuse.
When MRod and Bloho get together it's either going to be fatal attraction or death cage match.
PS: the Supremes are KILLING it on Ch 13!!
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Submitted by aneurysm on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 4:20am.
she looks great here. anyone know who makes the jeans, boots, sheer shirt, & jacket?
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House of Dereon!
And I live in Austin. Bitch will be all over 6th street. I avoid it anyway as I'm not into the bar scene anymore and honestly, some shady fuckers are around there at night. Mama doesn't want the drama.
I only live about 5 minutes from that part of town so I'll likely end up there for my birthday in a few weeks. She better stay out of my way!
she looks great here. anyone know who makes the jeans, boots, sheer shirt, & jacket?
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What the fuck is on her head? Looks like cheap barbie hair. And the shit doesnt even match her ratty real hair.
don't know how it got a job in the first place.
There used to be a tweaker in my old neighborhood who would send the dogs into a barking rage when he would return home late at nite. LL looks like she would set those dogs off into a ripe concerto.
Great this dumb trick is going to be in my vicinity.
Why would DeNiro do a Robert Rodriguez film? I thought he was moving away from those types of movies? And then you add in Jonah Hill and Steven Segal? what in the fuckery hell?
Good for her. Everyone deserves a second chance.
LOL at those 7-11 pix!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Recently, I saw a jittery methhead couple standing outside of a store, smoking and staring down some of the shoppers entering.
The sad part is they looked cleaner, sharper, less threatening and more stable than these two Hesperus-wrecks. At this point, I don't think A&E would waste money on an intervention with such lost-causes.
Lindsay Lohan might feel stupid for turning down " Hangover ". It was pretty raunchy movie. Maybe she didn't think it would be be a big hit. I think she is a fairly good actress, and maybe this movie will be bring her some more fans.
Are they begging for meth money? Woulda been awesome for someone to walk by and throw change at their feet!! hahahahaha!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
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Bottom-feeder.
Basura siempre sera basura.
Coma Caca!!
Dr. M. is in the house!!
Dr., I'd really like to know your take on all of Lindsay's shenanigans of late.
Do you think she has Daddy issues?
Dr. M
Lindsay looks so much better / healthier -
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Stress is a killer (dis-ease) -
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Landing this role had 2 take some of the stress off her -
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Lindsay looks more relaxed -
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Congratulations Lindsay !
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Do a good job / Listen to the director -
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Peace
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Submitted by joanne on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 3:03pm.
DeNiro and Lohan? I hope not.
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Nah, DeNiro rolls with da sistahs.
Maybe RR wants a shot at her.
Why is it standard to bathe in a tub of fake tanning crap? There is nothing wrong with being paler.
They look like a homeless couple with the woman tricking for dough/blow in those outside shots. xD
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
when the hell will this dirty mermaid hair trend go away??
it does NOT look good..... or am i just misinformed and this is what guys like? (barf!)
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 5:54pm.
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I think I just moisted mah pannies. :)
IG,
Oh yeah! Gary is clearly the best actor around.
Drexl Spivey
Beethoven
Sid Vicious
Joe Orton
Rosencrantz
sigh....
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I guess she's feeling stupid for not wanting to be in "The Hangover", which turned out to be a sleeper hit. Also here is the fake trailer for Machete that was shown in Grindhouse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pur1WyPmwh0&feature=related
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 5:35pm.
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LOVE IT!! Make no wonder I like him so much, he's a freakin' chameleon!
Everytime I see these two, I want to scrub myself with Ajax Bleach and get a prescription for Penicillin! They are toxic to my retinas, time to start drinking!
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"It's Michael K's world, we just live in it!"-God
Will the real actors in this film not quit now?
IG,
..and line dancing!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1_XRBGHF8g
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Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 5:32pm.
Sorry, but casting this filthy whore guarantees I'll never watch Machete.
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Barbado!! Nice to see you! I'm normally all about watching filthy whores in movies, but I have to agree with you.
From here on in, I'm dubbing it Ma Shitty.
IG!
Keep your card!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJXP3STXhXM&feature=related
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Clarisse, now that I look at it again, I am ashamed to admit that I didn't see it.
*hands in Gary Oldman Fan Club card, dials optometrist*
Sorry, but casting this filthy whore guarantees I'll never watch Machete.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
I almost said, "Jesus Christ, can't anyone come up with a fucking ORIGINAL movie idea for fuck's sake ...." And then I caught myself - no. No, we're stuck with the same old hollywood shit. That's why I never go in for the blockbusters.
Meanwhile, Hohan looks a wee bit better. Samro's leg reminds me that I forgot to get breadsticks at the store, dammit.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
IG!!
It's goin! My avie?!?!?! IT'S Gary Oldman!!!!
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Clarisse!! ♥♥ How's it going, hon? And too right, it's like an oxymoron. Emphasis on the moron.
Who is that hot piece in your avie? Hubba hubba!!
Even with 70 degrees of seperation, Bobby and Hohan should NOT be in the same sentence!
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machete? I want to be in it and I'm cheaper than Trejo
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Lohan and Michelle Rodriguez on the same movie set? It's anyone's guess which of them will be arrested first. I expect some major drama from this shoot.
Acting critiques aside, Michelle really does seem to take her work seriously, so I doubt she has much respect for a drama queen like Lohan.
Those are implants on this 45-year old looking skanks chest.
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If you check out photos of her at 15-16..u can tell they are natural.
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Lohan's got such a nice chest for someone so skinny *sigh*
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Those are implants on this 45-year old looking skanks chest.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 4:50pm.
I don't know, this is supposed to be a "Grindhouse" style flick... Which means having a washed-up-at-20-something coke-whore of an actress in it, sort of makes sense.
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True. In that case though, Rodriguez should have cast her sister Ali instead. :)
I don't know, this is supposed to be a "Grindhouse" style flick... Which means having a washed-up-at-20-something coke-whore of an actress in it, sort of makes sense.
she's got skankee hands photo #9 shows it...gross.
looks like she's puking, punching and cutting....a true borderline personality disorder
"straight to HBO"!!! No way. HBO has better movies than this shit. This thing will go straight to TBS!!!
I think Mr. Rodriguez is using Linds for PR but I don't think it will work. Lindsay's last piece of trash movie on ABC Family was a bomb, even after all the publicity about it. I don't see this one doing any better but, you never know.
Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 08/01/2009 - 4:23pm.
HoHan's going to be in my town?!?!?! Somebody shut 6th Street down STAT!!!
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LOVE Austin!! 6th Street doesn't need any more fuckery--- and I mean that in the nicest way possible. And she'd better stay out of Antone's!