Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by Frost on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 8:06pm.

Gross. I felt sorry for the woman he was married to.

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?

Submitted by Chilly on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:49pm.

When did Taylor Dayne get all those tats?

Submitted by i stole my own name on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 4:09am.

i totally thought that was daisy of love, i didn't even notice that there were no boob until i looked at the name.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 2:01am.

OMFG! How could I miss this! I love you, Pete Burns! You're amazing, beautiful, fun, entertaining, and LOCO! Come to America! XD

Submitted by funsten beewaxer on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 3:54pm.

yikes! i thought octomom had run into brangelina

Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 2:13pm.

BIG happy birthday to Pete Burns, I was listening to Dead or Alive all day today thinking how much I love their music.

Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 2:01pm.

Lots of interesting B'days...
HB to Pete Burns, love you and your infected lips.
HB Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
HB Loni Anderson, one of the first blonde whores on TV.
HB Neil Armstrong (you ROCK)
HB Tawney Kitaen (whore then, now and forever)
hope you are staying sober you filthy lil whore
HB Patrick Ewing (no it isnt a dream, u truly are
47 YO)
Happy Birthday to the rest of yall.

Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 1:29pm.

Happy Birthday MCA... get better!

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 1:00pm.

Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:52pm

Bwahaha! It looks just like her!

Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:52pm.

Daisy took out her implants?

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Submitted by jengirl on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:22pm.

i also thought it was amanda lepore, until i scrolled down and saw the lack of implants...

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:32am.

What's with Pete Burns everywhere all of a sudden? I saw him on Big Brother a few days ago and then on some other tv show. I can't take tht much of his face in one week. Damn.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:53am.

HB NEIL ARMSTRONG:

FACT:We really did go to the moon.
FACT:Neil was the first human to set foot on it.
FACT:Few things are cooler than the concept of being strapped to the top of a bomb while it throws you off the planet.

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:31am.

One of those guys who won't need to reply to the help-wanted ad ("drawn-on eyebrow wearers need not apply")

Happy birthday, Neil Armstrong! a real astronaut, now there's a man, got dam!

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Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:52am.

Pete Burns sued the plastic surgeon that gave him those lips.

That surgeon is now practising in Dubai.

Yup - that's Dubai for you!
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Wyle E

"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""

Submitted by Hoooooooooooooo... on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:46am.

I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Submitted by over here on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:29am.

Submitted by Bonequisha on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:46am.
Forgive me.
When I first saw this pic, I thought it was Amanda Lepore.

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Its not???? You mean someone else did that to their lips?? I was sure that was some kind of pre-breast installation Lepore.

Submitted by ghettoprincess on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:25am.

I don't really know who this guy is but I think I'm in love.

Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:22am.

Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:51am.

Yeah, it's my birthday; now I've got to get ready for work.... :(

Shots at lunch! Wh00t!

Submitted by MtlMama on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:20am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:44am.

Greenfinch -- you must be talkin about that dude from Quebec. He turned himself in with the argument that the vid was made 2 years ago and that dis is how dey roll over dare. Idiots.
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He was interviewed yesterday afternoon on the French news here, (before he got a lawyer) and he basically said that it's being blown out of proportion. Why? Because (get this) "*TONS* of other people do it, so what?"

Freaking Podunk hillbillies.

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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:17am.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:48am.
Don't forget the story about Bill Clinton introducing two new members to the Mile High club.

Ha! That's what I thought when I saw him protectively squiring them into the chartered plane: *in raspy drawl* "Drink, ladies?"

Submitted by Bonequisha on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:46am.

Forgive me.
When I first saw this pic, I thought it was Amanda Lepore.

Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:41am.

So THAT'S what Pete Burns naked body looks like now!! I used to be SOOOO in love with this man!! I wish he hadn't had all that plastic surgery but I guess I knew it would happen cause he didn't want to get old. When he turned 30 he said he'd be counting backwards from there. I guess that makes him 10 now! HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY PETE!!!!

Submitted by Hoooooooooooooo... on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:35am.

I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:22am.

Yeah greenfinch it boggles the fuckin mind. That kid taking the car to avoid church, however, is hilarious.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:21am.

I'm picturing Pete Burns' low-dangling balls. Pat Smear is one year closer to never being called Pap Smear again. HB Adam Yauch! BEASTIE BOOOOYS!

Submitted by death2douches on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:03am.

Happy Birthday to X's ARCH NEMESIS and to La Slezak!

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"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:00am.

It's a deity's birthday today and I won't have time to go over to JJ and poke the loons with a stick. DANG IT! Stupid life!

Why would anyone make themselves look like a retarded trout on purpose?

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Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:57am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:44am

that i am...like does it matter if it was made two years ago? they still broke law and were stupid enough to put it on the internet. lol.

dumbfucks had a younger child in back seat on mothers lap.

stupid rednecks.

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:55am.

Happy birthday boomsy!

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Lilac Wine

Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:51am.

Yeah, it's my birthday; now I've got to get ready for work.... :(

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:49am.

Maureen was excellent on the Comedy Central Roast. HB Marcia!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:48am.

Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:33am.
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Don't forget the story about Bill Clinton introducing two new members to the Mile High club.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:44am.

Greenfinch -- you must be talkin about that dude from Quebec. He turned himself in with the argument that the vid was made 2 years ago and that dis is how dey roll over dare. Idiots.

Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:33am.

happy birthday sluts!
morning dlisters!

so many good stories in the paper this morning. hope mk covers them..
like the dude that let his 7 yr old drive his suv and video taped it and put it on youtube and the cops found it..( no one in car wearing seatbelts either lol)
or the dude that went to a motel to have sexy times with one of his gf's and there were four women waiting there to just to tie him up and beat him and humiliate him..
woo such a good day lol

Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:30am.

Now, Maddox, put down that knife. Miz Burns didn't steal those lips from your mamma. She had 'em first.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:25am.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
To Jennifer Marlow:
Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati,
Cincinnati, WKRP.

Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town and up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.

I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati..

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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:19am.

Happy birthday Adam Yauch! I hope you get well soon.

Beastie Boys - Alive

Good mornin' MK ♥

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Lilac Wine

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:17am.

Happy birthday Angie!

God bless you, darling.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:13am.

Happy Birthdays to whoever.

I'm currently humming "you spin me right round", damn you MK.

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