Smiiiiiile, You're At The Beach!

She still looks hot to me. That's a sexy MILF and I'd like a MILF mustache.

Take what you can. Give nothing back.

i'd die for that "mangy poodle".

Wow - Sounds to me like a severe case of jealousy. The girl looks great. Makes me wonder what some of the losers that are ragging on her look like. Probably doggish in looks and bitchy in attitude.

see how round her ass is at the sides? what excercise does that?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

I'm jelly, this bitch blew the fuck up while preggo and I don't see a single fucking dimple in her ass or thigh.

how do I get my ass to do that???! LOL
bitch!'
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Those nalgas are about as good as they get... A nice front is easy, its the great nalgas that are rare.

Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. c o m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.

Miser looks good. Her husband is a douche. And I don't know how she still gets roles because her acting stinks worse then Roseann Barr's panties.

"You know her ass cursed at the sand for being so sandy, got cunty with the water for being so salty and flipped off the seagulls for being so seagully."

Lmao MK.

Yes she always has a major bitch face and she cant act to save her life but I think she is ok. And I think she looks great.

The top half of her body is totally flat and the bottom half is plump. That's gross.

She still has those sausage shaped thighs (obvious in 4th thumbnail). They were very apparent in that Campari ad she did before the Photoshop. And she has cankles. But now she isn't putting up her Shark activists posters! Only in Oklahoma eh, Miseralba? LOL

Alba is hot, bitches are just jealous.
I kind of like her with lighter hair...and i wonder if she did it for a role (maybe sin city...she was blonde in that-and maybe that's why she has lost more weight).
Anyway, that ass is pretty perfect imo.

btw...her butt is perfect.

myspace.com/vienna_rossi

I absolutely LOVE LOVE her body, especially after having a baby??! thats sexy.

I never thought alba was all that great but i think i kind of like her as time goes by. she seems very down to earth and sweet.

myspace.com/vienna_rossi

You know her ass cursed at the sand for being so sandy, got cunty with the water for being so salty and flipped off the seagulls for being so seagully.

LOL

Bitch is skinny cause every waking moment is spent working out. She was working out when she was pregnant!

She knows that her only asset to Hollywood is her body. Miss "I hate getting the sexy roles!"

Les Miseralba is so skinny...

ugh.

Hate her!

The women of the Hinterland are required to weigh 300 pounds, wear pigtails and carry ham hocks on their backs in case the men folk get hungry...also the clothing of choice is a dirndl skirt and peasant blouse that shows a voluminous bosom.

Les Miseralba would not be considered a woman in the Hinterland..

then again, she is carrying "Cash" on her back...same as ham hocks..

hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!

He's still the Calvin Klein underwear dude as far as I'm concerned.

Does she EVER smile? Or does she have a bleached hair across her culo?

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:43pm.

Can this bitch lay off the peroxide once and for all??? IT.DOES.NOT.FLATTER. I've got nothing against bleaching your hair, but NOT everyone can be blonde. And the color she chooses just simply doesn't really exist in nature...JUST STOP IT!
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oh please you fucking WHORE.

we can all see your orange roots. you're not fooling ANYONE with that 'white' tiger shit.

and your blue contacts are clearly fake too.
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LIAR MOUTH!!!! *running to mirror to check tiger roots, putting Bausch & Lomb Soothe®XP Emollient in NATURAL BLUE tiger eyes*....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

That blond looks so unnatural on her, and she's too damn skinny! She needs some meat on her bones. Other than that, she does have a gorgeous face. And I wish I had half her money :(
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chefcammi: If you're still here...I don't know if you're breastfeeding. That helps me a LOT. Those extra 300-500 calories a day? YESSSS!

And basically I follow a low glycemic index diet. No sugar or white flour. No processed foods. Lots of eggs and veggies and lean protein. As much butter and cheese as I want. It works for me and is healthy for baby, too.

manda: we are both stating our opinions, well informed or not. Peace.

Don't know why it double posted sorry!

Mizro, sweetie I don't know her personally or her life story. So I wouldn't know how difficult she is to deal with. LOL! I am simply stating my opinion on the matter. Maybe she is a little bitchy and difficult. WHo gives a shite. LOL! She doesn't bother me. 0.o I have enjoyed her in a couple of movies and remeber her as a wee girl in Flipper.

"do unto others as you want done unto you "

Mizro, sweetie I don't know her personally or her life story. So I wouldn't know how difficult she is to deal with. LOL! I am simply stating my opinion on the matter. Maybe she is a little bitchy and difficult. WHo gives a shite. LOL! She doesn't bother me. 0.o I have enjoyed her in a couple of movies and remeber her as a wee girl in Flipper.

"do unto others as you want done unto you "

mandashell: she doesn't have to smile 24/7 but her rep preceeds her; she is NOT an easy person to deal with, to put it mildly.

She is thin but looks damn good, has a great body and a very naturally pretty face. I can at least admit that. Secondly, why does she have to smile 24/7 like she is special or somethin. She clearly isn't posing or cheezing it up for the cameras, which appears to me she doesn't give a shit about about the fact they are there. This is contrary to the tons of other celebs who ham it up for every shot and at every chance they get.

"do unto others as you want done unto you "

lol.

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:49pm.

Hey nitty, just how many times can a woman watch eastern promises?

I find the bath house scene is better with the sound off.

oh and... славный велосипед
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I'll let you know when I get there. Of course, I can never hear the sound anyway above my own moaning.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Hey nitty, just how many times can a woman watch eastern promises?

I find the bath house scene is better with the sound off.

oh and... славный велосипед

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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:29pm.

I'm following MizRo's lead and using this for an open post..Cuz, lets face it, MiserAlba is basically an open post...
The Palin's just announced they're divorcing according to this article:

http://alaskareport.com/news39/x71283_divorce_palins.htm
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good scoop!

i wonder what she's like in bed?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:43pm.

Can this bitch lay off the peroxide once and for all??? IT.DOES.NOT.FLATTER. I've got nothing against bleaching your hair, but NOT everyone can be blonde. And the color she chooses just simply doesn't really exist in nature...JUST STOP IT!
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oh please you fucking WHORE.

we can all see your orange roots. you're not fooling ANYONE with that 'white' tiger shit.

and your blue contacts are clearly fake too.

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife

Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:39pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 1:16pm

i have not snapped back :(

OFF TOPIC...

anyone read and DO 21# in 21 days, The Martha's Vineyard Diet Detox?
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diets baffle me. why not just eat less and exercise more? eventually over time your body will adjust itself.

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife

Can this bitch lay off the peroxide once and for all??? IT.DOES.NOT.FLATTER. I've got nothing against bleaching your hair, but NOT everyone can be blonde. And the color she chooses just simply doesn't really exist in nature...JUST STOP IT!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:38pm.
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No Shit, Hekki. Did you read the report, they addressed (read: smack down) her stepping down as well.

Cammi...Sorry to hear you're not feeling so well. Never heard of that diet, but it doesn't sound pleasant.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:29pm.

I'm following MizRo's lead and using this for an open post..Cuz, lets face it, MiserAlba is basically an open post...
The Palin's just announced they're divorcing according to this article:

http://alaskareport.com/news39/x71283_divorce_palins.htm
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good scoop!

i wonder what she's like in bed?

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife

Haha! I'll take the peek sweets!!
The Palins are so "off": I hear she has PRESIDENTIAL aspirations. Bwahahaha!

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 1:16pm

i have not snapped back :(

OFF TOPIC...

anyone read and DO 21# in 21 days, The Martha's Vineyard Diet Detox?

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Baby @ 2 months
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Nitty: So THAT's what was behind her quitting. Edit: That lame excuse about being a lame duck and the ethics problems didn't make any sense. And as Judge Judy says: "If it doesn't make sense, it's a LIE"!!!!

I am itching to give that bitch a smackdown.

Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 5:33pm.

Nit! Good to see you and GET OUT!!
So many rumours and now the announcement. Makes me wonder what goes on behind closed doors in Alaska.
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Ain't that the truth, Miz! Just please don't make me be the one to look.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Nit! Good to see you and GET OUT!!
So many rumours and now the announcement. Makes me wonder what goes on behind closed doors in Alaska.

Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 4:36pm.
Her husband is a total starfucker. I have no idea why she tries so hard to hold onto such a loser. Anyone else read that blind item about how he tried to write off $37,000 worth of porn from his taxes?

He probably thought it was a legitimate business expense since the only job this guy seems to be able to hold down is a hand-job.

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"I really think I'm borderline and not too drunk."

I'm following MizRo's lead and using this for an open post..Cuz, lets face it, MiserAlba is basically an open post...
The Palin's just announced they're divorcing according to this article:

http://alaskareport.com/news39/x71283_divorce_palins.htm
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

MJF?? MJF?? Good to see you!!

For a lack of an open-post, I'll use this one since Alba is dangerous with a car too...

TMZ was trying to talk to Rebecca Gayheart yesterday (McSteamey's real wife) and she was obnoxious for someone that has committed vehicular homicide and got away with a slap.
Just had to get that off my chest!

she's got the perfect face and the almost perfect ass
J Eh? indeed

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

are those marijuana leaf printed shorts he's modeling?

Coma Caca!!

Her husband is a total starfucker. I have no idea why she tries so hard to hold onto such a loser. Anyone else read that blind item about how he tried to write off $37,000 worth of porn from his taxes?

Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 2:59pm.

She's always talking about how curvy and voluptious she is due to her hispanic heritage. ??? I don't see it. Also, her husband is hairy like my husband. I love it! It's rare that you find a guy who doesn't feel the need to wax it off.
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I've never had a woman complain about my "manscaping" habits.You got some fetish for picking pubes from your teefs? I'm sure you're happy in your marriage...But dang...I'd have to bet that if'n you wuz on the hunt-you'd prolly lean towards the more hygieneic 'scaped male.

She's always talking about how curvy and voluptious she is due to her hispanic heritage. ??? I don't see it. Also, her husband is hairy like my husband. I love it! It's rare that you find a guy who doesn't feel the need to wax it off.