Gold Digging FAIL

This story is BIG drama in Pittsburgh!

Kristin was Joe's 3rd wife. He trades up every few years.

If she was smart and wanted to secure her future, she would have gotten knocked up.

When he wanted some Sexy Time she could claim "morning, noon and night sickness".

Then, After baby was born- who cares? She'd be set for life!

Joe's ex debbie followed the same game plan and that bitch is still taken care of!
Joe pays for her body guards!

And... as for all that " I married for love" nonsense....

When she was on the local news she said she married him because "he
made it seem like a win- win situation. He made it seem like I didn't have anything to lose. He promised me the world."

Also, I'm not buying her "Oh he was so terrible to my son.."
He bought the kid a freaking tiger!

She's So quick to bring up the Prenup but, I'm sure she'll cash in big when she publishes her 'Tell - All " book.

Bitch, PLEASE! Just what do you think married folks do? I do the dishes in a t-shirt & boy shorts for a fucking Snickers ice cream bar. I get pissed if I DON'T get groped. And he's kinda cute for a mature gent, I would totally make fucky times with him.

Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.

I know that it says she is 24 but she look more like 44 in that picture with the way they did her makeup.

When are these old farts going to learn? There is no amount of money in the world that will make a young woman be sexually attracted to you! Sure, for the right price, a woman can fake it for awhile but only for so long. Billy Joel found that out! Luckily BJ smartened up and is now dating a woman around his own age.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 1:23pm.

Okay, I might be Team Kristin if he was being pervy all the time in front of the toddler and not waiting for non-kiddie times for it. Maybe that is why she was freaked out?
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Um, or maybe because there was a disgusting, creepy, old man that was 60 years older than her that was touching her?

Whats the matter with a 24 YO woman who can't out-fxxk an 85 YO man? Put it on him right and you won't have to worry about him for the rest of the week.

Who gets married to someone "for love" without knowing what kind of relationship they'd have with their child? When they were dating and he was jetting her around the world did she just dump the kid off with relatives until they got married?

LOL. She signed a prenup. And she's no Anna Nicole. She wasn't a stripper, and her ex-husband is not bedridden, nor in a wheelchair. She's apparently not a dope addict, either. Try being realistic..

She should have just packed his ass of for a "Lost Weekend", no? Then later on, she could have had his baby, cut her stepchildren out of the will - and after Pepaw dies, taken on an Eastern European lover. She could have used Pepaw's dough to pack the lover off to his home country when she was done with him, and given him a huge settlement in exchange for keeping his mouth shut.

Brilliant! But then no one has suggested this girl is smart..

Yeah, what a whore she is! LOL.

Not like she's the first woman to get sick of her husband. It's called divorce, you know, and K-HO here did not invent it.

LOL. She signed a prenup. And she's no Anna Nicole. She wasn't a stripper, and her ex-husband is not bedridden, nor in a wheelchair. She's apparently not a dope addict, either. Try being realistic..

She should have just packed his ass of for a "Lost Weekend", no? Then later on, she could have had his baby, cut her stepchildren out of the will - and after Pepaw dies, taken on an Eastern European lover. She could have used Pepaw's dough to pack the lover off to his home country when she was done with him, and given him a huge settlement in exchange for keeping his mouth shut.

Brilliant! But then no one has suggested this girl is smart..

Yeah, what a whore she is! LOL.

Not like she's the first woman to get sick of her husband. It's called divorce, you know, and K-HO here did not invent it.

BS on the "married for love" shit. What happened was she married this 85-year-old billionaire and thought he'd be too old to care about sex. She figured he'd die in a few years and she'd inherit it all without having to sleep with him. Dumb bitch.

Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 8:27am.

You know I agree with you. *reaches over and grabs a tit* I really think she understimated the horniness of an 84 year old billinaire.

If married couples don't grope each other, I guess I'm staying single. The first thing I do every morning is grab my boyfriend's package.

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I see it this way, she got a nice party out of it a European vacation and a Porche for her troubles. Some bitches don't get shit...Poor Sarah Larson.

That old man reminds me of the fat wheelchair bound old geezer in the Naked Gun movie. Dr. Albert Meinheimer -- actor Richard Griffiths (thank you IMDB). http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1903074048/nm0341743

It's like they are identical twins.

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Um, sorry, but that IS what married couples do. Ones that actually married for love and attraction. My husband and I grab on each other all the time around the house, even after ten years together. If your husband grabbing your breast when you're alone together makes you feel gross...then, you probably DID marry him for the money.

I'm not disagreeing with all of her complaints- it was certainly wrong of him to try to keep her from her son. I mean, I see where he is coming from; he's eighty fucking five and he doesn't have a lot of time left, so he wants to do everything he can with this hot babe. BUT, she's still a human being and not his sexbot. (Maybe Stepford Katie can be reprogrammed for him when Tommy Girl gets tired of having a beard. Ha!)

So anyway, she may not have married for the money, but he seemed to think that she did, and was treating her accordingly. There was just no hope for the relationship.

I wonder how much money he is going to have to pony up.

You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...

I wonder how much money he is going to have to pony up.

You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...

Read the original article: "There were nights when I would have to get up and go and see to my son who was then just two, and Joe hated that [...]But the breaking point was him demanding again that a nanny look after Matthew so I could spend more time with him."

He enjoyed constant traveling, and probably wanted her to dump her young son with the nanny to take off with him all the time... or when they were home, to keep the little boy busy so he could use mom as a 24/7 sex doll.

Yeah, she probably tried to put up with him for financial reasons, and probably would have kept trying if he hadn't tried to come between her and her little boy. Good for her for putting her foot down, for wanting to raise her son herself instead of delegating the job to a nanny just to please this guy, and for getting her little son out of that environment. Very young kids need their mothers, not creepy Viagra'd octogenerian stepfathers who are constantly groping mom just to prove to themselves that they still can get it up.

She looks like a blonde me after making Clay Aiken my bride!!!

Submitted by Laurel on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 1:12am.
Thank you!!!

Yeah, I agree. I don't think she knew the details and all the grotesque things she'd be obligated to do and pretend to enjoy. If you're a down ass gold digger you have to know, you'll be doing some things you probably didn't even think about, but you grin and bear it to get the dough. Joint bank account honors and getting into a billionaires Will would take as much work as a 9 to 5 job I would think haha.

You're right, she's not too bad because she actually had limits and moved out, with $0 so far.

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It's kind of funny to look at this pepaw and think he's a sex machine. He looks like he could still possibly be a virgin. Or asexual. Like Santa Claus or Dumbledore (who we later found out was a homo).

Submitted by hotslutoftheday on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 12:43am.

Great post.

ETA:

I still don't think she knew what she was really getting into, or what his demands would be - and even assuming she did have a clue, the reality of living this way is beyond imagination.

Boggles the mind. Bruises the soul too, I'd imagine. Not to mention the body. Yuck.

I just don't see her as being THAT awful. I've seen actual whores come out with way less..

That's having failed as a whore, LOL.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 12:39am.

Despite my tangent, I'm watching that show tomorrow! I had to record it at another time. I wanna see the "studs" she gets to choose from haha.

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No pay out should be made for a three month marrige, even one this awful. She doesn't deserve anything for marrying him! She left, good for her. She had a job when she found him, and she can find another one.

This is said assuming he didn't harrass her for leaving, of course. Harrassment is not okay.

As for the tabloid interview - his fault. He could have taken measures against it, but I doubt at his age and in his social circles it much matters anyway. His kids don't care as long as they inherit, so whatever.

He's a hick. I doubt she's telling her story for free, and we find it somewhat compelling, or at least dicussion-worthy, so.. ?

Meh, some are just bored, and are engaged in personality-conficts and in-fighting. The story itself is no big deal..

Jackie O, anyone? Ha.

Ronnie Wood? LOL.

Ummm did she think he was marrying her for love? This marriage was an unspoken agreement (even though I think he told her what was what before they got married) where she was to do her sexual duties and he was going to be her knight in shining one hundred dollar bills. Does she honestly think he married her because he's young and knows he has oodles of years ahead of him to spend growing old and enjoying her? He's already old with one foot in the grave and he wanted to go off to heaven banging some 24 year old with a 24 year old body. He wanted something fun to look at and grope before he passed away, although I'm sure he enjoyed her on more levels than she enjoyed him. Either way they both of them have horrible priorities but at least she presumably has a long time ahead of her to gain some common sense, moral accountability, dignity, self-respect and do away with the overwhelming materialism that caused her to jump into this situation in the first place. He's living out the last good years of his life on earth still pitifully consumed with sex, when he should be figuring out how to leave this world with integrity and love around him.

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Speaking of gold digging, did anyone catch "Megan Wants a Millionare" on VH-1?
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Submitted by lelu on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 11:34pm.
"I just could not believe what he wanted me to do. He'd lean over while we were watching TV and grope me. That's not how married couples behave. He expected a feel of tit whenever he wanted, French-kiss him constantly and parade around the house in sexy underwear.""

Ummm....isn't that what marriage is all about? What is wrong with her?

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So you don't ever work, or garden, or play tennis, or take children to activities (she has a child, don't know about you)? You never text your friends, or meet them for lunch or to go shopping? Read, or spend time online? No personal interests and hobbies of your own?

You could leave your child in the care of another person, and give up a life of your own, just to prance around in your undies full-time? For your retired husband? Really? I doubt that very much.

Of course you have time to yourself, and your relationships should be all the better for it.

I'd venture to guess that if you were married to someone with the kind of time on his hands this Pepaw has, and with his pharmaceutically-enhanced sex drive, your titties would get kinda sore, and you'd be sick of being groped like a stripper all day long - not to mention the rest.

Maybe not, but she wasn't into it.

*shrug*

I don't think she had any idea what she was getting into with this geezer.

Sounds like he needs to go to a REAL strip joint and find a hardcore junkie from amongst the dancers there. All he'd need to to is buy her dope for her, and everyone would be happy.

I just don't think pervy Pepaw is going to find what he's looking for without scouring back alleys. Too bad Lindsay is so beat-looking already... she'd be perfect for the role of Pepaw's wife.

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Dear Gold Digging Hoes,

If your 85-year-old husband divorces you and you are asked “Did you marry for money?” please refrain from responding with the lie of “No, I married him for love.” And instead, at least pretend to insinuate that, you have your own source of income.

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she looks like she could be one of the dixie chicks =]

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Homegirl thought Pops wasn't up (literally) for sexy times. WRONG! Pops probably had a shit-load of viagra, a penile implant and penis ring, just to make sure he COULD get it up! Poor Goldy-Goldigger got punked, big time!

Gold-diggers of the world take note - some old geezers CAN and WILL get wood!

She's gonna regret divorcing his wrinkled ass when he dies next week.

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Good for this golddigger. I mean, yeah, she didn't get the money but he was so NAST it seems like he wanted her to be a certifiable sex slave--plus, he was separating her from her family, which is a sign of future abuse. Yeah, she coulda waited a little longer for him to croak, but by then she could have been locked in a dungeon being dp'd by a group of rich sick fucks. Just wasn't worth it. Hope he bought her some jewels she can send to a pawn shop.

But she made one BIG mistake. You do NOT marry a skeevy old fat fuck and then sign a prenup. You just DON'T.

"I just could not believe what he wanted me to do. He'd lean over while we were watching TV and grope me. That's not how married couples behave. He expected a feel of tit whenever he wanted, French-kiss him constantly and parade around the house in sexy underwear.""

Ummm....isn't that what marriage is all about? What is wrong with her?

Heh, I knew you whores would love this! Another fucking graduate from the sarah larson school of gold diggers.

Imagine turning your pussy away from that amount of money IN THIS ECONOMY (as MK would say) she has a child to think of! FAIL indeed.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by Laurel on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 8:07pm.
- and you people call her a failure and a whore?
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No. We're calling her a failure AS a whore. Try to keep up, hun:)

But isn't it better to have tried to whore and failed than never to have whored at all.

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What does "hun" mean??

I have no trouble keeping up, angel_i.

I simply disagree with you.

Some people will put up with anything to have a little cash, apparently.

I wouldn't, and she didn't.

She went in with nothing, and got out with nothing. Fair enough.

Who cares?

The end.

i totally wouldn't have been able to tongue that, but i would've gave it my best shot and tried to make a compromise. no one values marriage anymore, and it wouldn't have been that hard to wait for him to bite it. that was bad of me, but i'm broke and times are hard!!!!

Eeeww...His old-man smell and rosacea face...Eeeww

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This woman is a sad excuse for a money grubbing whore. Now Anna Nicole, she was good, she sucked 90 year old dick until it fell off.

Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 9:04pm.

Hey its not menz fault that wimminz haven't come up with a catchy name like 'gold digger' for old guys like this!
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Sure they have! They're called cradle robbers!
But then they realized that those "babies" were being pretty swifty themselves.

LOL@xerq@Tiggah please! It's gonna be so hard for me not to say that to everyone and their memaw now;p But I missed her! Boohoo:(

And as for being misogynistic...really? MK is just catty like a girl, I think. He doesn't notice men as much unless their effeminate...waddyawant? He's a fag!

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Poor golddigger. Imagine marrying and old fart and then finding out he can still get it up? I think she should sue.

Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 9:04pm.

Hey its not menz fault that wimminz haven't come up with a catchy name like 'gold digger' for old guys like this!
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How about 'dad'?

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 9:16pm

Pork, beef and zookeeper could work in a meatball recipe...

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