It Isn't Working
Last month, Courtney Love said that she was going to put a little chunk on her bones after doctors told her that being skinnier than Posh Beckham's tampon (which is skinnier than a roach's clit) is not healthy. So what has Court been doing to fatten up? The Daily Mail says that she's been eating a human growth hormone called Genotropin.
A source, "Courtney has been struggling with her weight. She’s been using the hormones to help her gain muscle and for anti-ageing and likes the results. But she’s not very discreet. She even left a vial of it in her LA hotel room."
I feel the need to steal a quote from one of my favorite bitches of the moment, Tiny from Tiny & Toya: "Girl, you need less internet."
Seriously, Genotropin really sounds like some shit that was recommended to Courtney in a spam e-mail. That crazy is the only bitch on this planet who reads her spam mail from word to word. Courtney's Crackberry is probably filled with hundreds of numbers for "Nigerian exiles" and her guest room houses a dozen "*young russian beauties*." Court falls for it every time.
Here's the poster child for Genotropin trolling around NYC on Saturday. If looking like an understuffed Kira from The Dark Crystal pantyhose doll is the look Court is going for, then I take back my TITLE! Because if that's the case, the Genotropin pills are working!
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I hope she doesn't listen to all the idiots and get herself in check
concentrate on healthy and art
Are you sure that's not Stephen Baldwin after taking female hormones?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
She deserves whole lot worse for what she did.
She looks like she is at the stage right before she turns into a flesh eating zombie!! YIKES! WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED??
"do unto others as you want done unto you "
To the poster who asked about the daughter's custody. Francis Bean said herself a few years ago that her grandmother (Kurt's mom) is the one constant in her life. It sounded like, for the most part, grandma Cobain raised her and they are very close. From the looks of her mom, I'd say that was for the best.
I pity her child.
May Kurt Cobain rest in peace.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Could she put some clothes on, maybe? And a bag over her head to polish off the look? Please?
another facelife court??
why has no celeb learned from Kenny Rogers?
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"Why must I cry why must I cry why?"
Reh Dogg, youtube SUPERSTAR!
It couldn't be more obvious that she hates herself.
She is shooting up Poop Juice:
"GENOTROPIN is synthesized in a strain of Escherichia coli that has been modified by the addition of the gene for human growth hormone."
http://www.rxlist.com/genotropin-drug.htm
Escherichia coli: Full term for E. coli, the colon bacillus.
(shudder)
She reminds me of a walking sack of herpes.
She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad!
oh shit, time to wash out the cuntylicious mouth with ivory soap!
how is it that someone like courtney who is a multi-bijillionaire always look so fucking cheap.
that must take speshul effort.
Did a monkey put on her lipstick or did somebody punch her in the mouth?
Anorexia and drug (ab)use: poster child.
She had unnecessary gastric bypass; the Dr. should be penalized.
christ, she looks like SHIT
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Yikes is this the same chica who spent $150000 on facial plastic surgery?? What a total waste of money.
Check out this little gem Frances posted on her twitter:
....mom? since when do u come to comic con? http://yfrog.com/7bee0j
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When good drugs happen to crazy people.What a waste.I'm gonna start partying with Courtney.When she goes face-down drunk...I'm not gonna take her money,furniture,or cars...But I will be walking with the Genotropin.
I thought Octomom had dyed her hair blonde.
She may want to try quiting the hardcore drugs.
I don't think she looks THAT bad. Aging, run down and too thin but she's not as skinny as she looked even a couple of months ago.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touch
OMG...this is just sad.
Seriously, if I saw this bitch coming at me down the sidewalk, I would cross the street to avoid the bugs and vermin coming off her body, hair, mouth, breath... *gags*
HOLY SHIT, she looks SOOOOOOOOOO bad!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Ugh, this level of crazy and waste of brains/money/opportunity is just driving me crazy. She should be eternally grateful for having married Kurt Cobain, because if she didn't she would have been living under a bridge a long time ago.
OH.MY.GOD.
THIS is your future, Mischa! TAKE A GOOD LOOK!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
O.D. already you nauseating, worthless maggot.
I thought she filed for bankruptcy lke a year ago?!!? How does she still get $ 4 plastic surgery and desinger clothes? Also, what happened to the album she was supposed to be working on?
Submitted by Pookie Barbie Doll on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:41am.
What is wrong with her arm pits?
She must be wearing the most powerful anti-perspirant known to mankind.
HGH is not a weight gaining supplement, in fact it decreases body fat. Once upon a time it's main use was to correct children's growh problems. Now all these bitches inject themselves cause they want to turn back the clock. It's epidemic in Hollywood, sports, etc. Anywhere you find celebs that can't deal with the fact they're not twenty anymore.
Here's a clue girl, eat something.
I need a shower just looking at these pictures! ***SHUDDER***
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What is wrong with her arm pits?
She back to The Joker lipstick technique!
she always has herpes sores on her mouth, she needs to do a Valtrx commercial to get the shit for free.
I recommend you a very interesting place ___Meetrich.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Does anyone know if she still has custody of her daughter? Just wondering...
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My sweet baby girl born 4-15-09
Go away Courtney. Please.
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Leukemia, abnormal or decreased touch sensation; blurred vision; burning, crawling, itching, numbness, prickling, "pins and needles", or tingling feelings; dizziness; ear infection or other ear problems (in patients with Turner's syndrome); nervousness; pounding in the ears; severe headache; slow or fast heartbeat,
abdominal pain or bloating; changes in vision; depression of skin at place of injection; headache; limp; nausea and vomiting; pain and swelling at place of injection; pain in hip or knee; skin rash or itching,Carpal tunnel syndrome; discouragement; enlargement of breasts; feeling sad or empty; increased growth of birthmarks; irritability; joint pain; loss of interest or pleasure; muscle pain, cramps, or stiffness; skeletal pain; sleepiness; swelling of hands, feet, or lower legs; trouble concentrating; unable to sleep; unusual tiredness or weakness
So why eat healthy if you can just pop in a steriod and have some or all of the above?
Stupid Courtney. I doubt she knows what she's doing to herself.
How the FUCK is this bitch still alive!?!?! Ugh, it's like they're casting for another farah fawcett story and she's aiming for the role of 'corpse in the cakset'
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:35am.
Cheers! Hasn't she blamed the maid for everything else?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Wtf is up with her HANDS??? How can you be so skinny with such puffy fingers? Somebody lock her up at the doctor's office, quick.
~yeah. like that~
Karma is a bitch Courtney. Instead of having a fast death like your husband, you get a slow one with all the ugliness that's from your inside showing on the outside. You nagging, raging bitch.
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You're welcome snowpiece! I love that service iconix, there are SO many big brand companies using it like Victoria Secret, Disney, my bank, credit card companies, craigslist....
Deb! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate
- Alanis Morrisette "Uninvited"
I'm surprised she isn't accusing the maid of stealing her body fat.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
she is so frightening to look at. Poor Francis Bean. That for a mother?
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is Courtney lindsay lohan's twin? or mirror. how history repeats itself.
Coma Caca!!
WTF she basically has the go ahead to eat as much greasy goodness from McDonalds as she wants to and she chooses to take fucking PILLS bitch should go to psych ward with Micsha stat
If I saw this crackie on the streets of
NY, I would not have known who she was.
At first I thought Courtney was just acting the crazy part. Now I know she's truly insane.