Ryan O'Neal Is Giving Papa Joe A Run For His Creepy Money
Picture this: Ryan O'Neal is at Farrah Fawcett's funeral, scoping out the situation and seeing what's sexy, when a woman comes up to hug him. Ryan immediately turns to her and says, "Hey, sweet cheeks. Who's your daddy?" And the woman responds, "You are. No, seriously, you are. Like seriously. You're my father." This is basically the story Ryan O'Neal told Vanity Fair in their newest issue. Yes, because hitting on a piece at the "love of your life's" funeral isn't skeezy enough, Ryan had to hit on his own daughter and tell the public-at-large about it. While Papa Joe nods in approval and gives a peens up to Ryan, the rest of us are shaking our heads to keep the dry heaves from becoming wet.
Ryan told Vanity Fair (via HuffPo), "I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, 'You have a drink on you? You have a car?' She said, 'Daddy, it's me--Tatum!' I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it's my daughter. It's so sick."
Ryan O'Neal touched me inappropriately with that quote. Seriously, you know that "This is your brain on drugs" PSA? They can redo that shit and use a picture of Ryan instead of a pan filled with fried eggs. Ryan O'Neal is fried eggs. I mean, if you can't even recognize your own daughter, it's time to pull the sheets over your head and take a nap. Your booze and bad stuff privileges have been temporarily revoked!
When Vanity Fair asked Tatum about it, she sighed, "That's our relationship in a nutshell. You make of it what you will. It had been a few years since we'd seen each other, and he was always a ladies' man, a bon vivant."
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He thinks this is a cute story? He is such a drunken, waste of space sociapath. Why is this druggie, brain dead piece of human waste still walking around. There should be some large Karma toilet waiting to flush him to hell.
What an idiot!
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
He made one crappy movie a hundred years ago and he still gets press.
This post made me want to hurl! This is downright sick and I agree about Farrah not being an angel. Let us not forget she cheated on Lee Majors with his "best friend" Ryan O'Neal. That sure is classy. I have yet to hear or see much of Lee Majors.
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. c o m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:40am.
Hitting on other women when burrying your partner- very classy.
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Aw. That could be sad and cute, achally. I mean, if he knew he didn't want to be alone but he was afraid to go out and look at the big, wide world of women...and maybe he had watched her care for his wife and it had made him extra fond of her...
That is, of course, if he didn't do it as your Aunt's coffin was just heading down the driveway...
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Damn he had "just put the coffin in the hearse" WTF...
He is the worse kind of fucking person. I am so pissed off. OOhhh I hate this dude...
LisaRose: I said the same thing here when Farrah died!!
Read on MSN today: he tried to hit on his daughter.
Tatum's book "Paper Lies" told of a very mean-tempered and uncaring Dad.
AND I remember when she won the Oscar - he did not look happy at all - I watched it on TV.
Ryan AND Farrah were both not very nice people and Ryan takes the cake. It's so sad when people never change. :(
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but the fact that Farrah chose him as her partner is very telling about her and what she valued. She valued someone who was a shitheel of a person, fucked up all of his kids, but hey, he could make her laugh.
Yuck.
That's inappropriate in so many ways. blech
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Ryan O'Neal, the man who wishes he'd never had kids, is the biggest phoney baloney celebretard on the planet. I wouldn't trust this fool if he told me water was wet. All three of his adult children are raving substance abusers and it's no wonder when one considers their back story of a father who was never there when they needed him and, when he was, beat the living shit out of them. The wrong one died in that partnership if you ask me. Fake-ass fuck.
I remember when I got the biggest girl crush on Tatum when I saw Little Darlings for the first time. I'd still hit it too.
But then again I'm not her fucking father!!! At least Farrah doesn't have to see this. Poor Tatum though, is anyone better at being an alcoholic letch than Ryan?
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Wha?? No way; that stuck up girl? For me, it was all about Kristy McNichol. My first girl crush. She was ALL THINGS, cute, tough, vulnerable, damaged, hot (but not pretty). Kinda like Tatum in real life. Hmmm.....
That is all.
Sicko.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 8:57am.
Farrah Fawcett didn't die, she escaped.
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I just saw the Mia Farrow movie, The Haunting of Julia, again this weekend and this reminds me of the line when the crazy old mother goes, "I'm the one who's dead -- safe and dead, safe and dead." And then of course, she did go on and say, "Evil never dies..."
LOL. These quotes from a horror movie apply so well to Farrah and the O'Neal family.
Between this piece of trash, the Yogi perv orgy and my elderly neighbours all sleeping around, the world is coming to an end.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:05am.
Gotta hand it to the O'Neals. They are the *only* Hollywood family who make the Jacksons, Lohans, Hiltons and Brandos seem like bastions of Ozzie and Harriet style stability in comparison.
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They might make the Hiltons and Lohans seem a touch more normal but I'd have to say the O'Neals are on par with the Jacksons and Brandos.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:32am.
he barred Griffin? that is just wrong on so many levels when someone is trying to show respect for the dead. I actually know Ryan's brother- I am going to confirm that shit on Thursday when I see him.
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Yeah, I saw the pictures somewhere. Ryan said his son is not a nice person. This was stemming from an incident years ago with a fireplace poker and his pregnant girlfriend or some crazy shit like that. Griffin said he knew Farrah and was raised by her when he would visit his father. Forgot now exactly what he said.
If anyone remembers, Redmond is in prison because he AND Ryan were doing drugs TOGETHER.
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What a tool.
No wonder his life (and career) has been in the shitter.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:40am.
Hitting on other women when burrying your partner- very classy.
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my Uncle asked out my Aunt's NURSE after she died. How's that for class?
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I can beat it. My father INTRODUCED himself to me at my mother's funeral. I was wearing a wig during chemo and he didn't recognize me. I'm sure he probably would have hit on me too were I not bald.
Wow. Anyone here remember when Ryan (and Farrah) were so beautuful it took your breath away? Wouldn't it have been nice to see that beauty deepen and grow? Instead we get a drunken, lecherous, old windbag in Ryan, and a dessicated plastic-surgery addict (among other things)in Farrah. What a shame - these 2, had they aged with any degree of dignity, might have shown the rest of us how it's done. Where the hell are the Hollywood Baby-Boomer role models????? I can only surmise after reading this disgusting post, that Ryan and Farrah were widly co-dependant in every way, and THATS' why they were together.....so much for the LOVE. SAD.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Wow. What a piece of shit on every imaginable level. I bet it just disgusts her to watch Paper Moon.
No wonder Tatum is so fucked up.
Ryan is a waste of space.
Farrah didn't leave ANYTHING to this fucker, not a single penny, she knew he was an asshole she just loved him.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Tatum looks a lot like her mother.
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I've always liked her, problems and all.
She's got grit.
Well, ex-wife really. Hell, I'd hit on a pallbearer at my ex's funeral if she was hot...
I think the partner part was just him trying to get the bux as I posted already.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:40am.
Hitting on other women when burrying your partner- very classy
Never mind. What kinda pick up line is that?...
"You have a drink on you? You have a car?" WTF?
Um...no, but I do have better things to do than stand here talking to you, that's fersure.
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He wanted to marry farrah on her deathbed, and then we hear she has a 6 million dollar estate...
One crass dude.
Maybe he did know it was his daughter and thought it didn't hurt to at least ask...
Had a crush on tatum from paper moon. We are about the same age, and both looking a bit the worse for wear... Nother child star with miles of chem dep.
The body is not even cold and he was already hitting on a woman and to top it of it's his own daughter.
Just shows you he shows no respect for his supposedly soul mate.
What an ASSHOLE!!!!!
Gotta hand it to the O'Neals. They are the *only* Hollywood family who make the Jacksons, Lohans, Hiltons and Brandos seem like bastions of Ozzie and Harriet style stability in comparison.
Fucking poster boy for forced sterilization!
Hitting on other women when burrying your partner- very classy.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:30am.
I think Farrah was unconscious, so they never tied the knot.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
he barred Griffin? that is just wrong on so many levels when someone is trying to show respect for the dead. I actually know Ryan's brother- I am going to confirm that shit on Thursday when I see him.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:30am.
Didn't he and Farrah finally marry towards the end? Something in THAT milk ain't clean.
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He barred his other son from entering the memorial service. He was there with his wife and child and couldn't be allowed in. It's also been revealed by prison authorities that Ryan has never visited his and Farrah's son while he's been in prison. Jackass!
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Didn't he and Farrah finally marry towards the end? Something in THAT milk ain't clean.
Having watched the documentary, she was barely conscious towards the end. How could she be capable of consenting to marry the jackass?
I hope Farrah's father kicks Ryan's ass up and down Sunset Blvd.
tatum is looking a bit Vadge-y in that pic...must be those- according to ryan- "sweet cheeks"/ cheek implants, huh ? :|
i think SUCIO! should be a tag and this should fall under it.
I remember when I got the biggest girl crush on Tatum when I saw Little Darlings for the first time. I'd still hit it too.
But then again I'm not her fucking father!!! At least Farrah doesn't have to see this. Poor Tatum though, is anyone better at being an alcoholic letch than Ryan?
Agh...I think I'm gonna lose my breakfast.
"I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away..." Really? IS HE F*ckin' SERIOUS?
euuuuwwww.
euuwww euuwww euwwww.
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What Farrah saw in this asshole is beyond me, 10 inch schlong, perhaps? His kids are all fucked up, why wouldn't the red head be? Glad Redmond is getting all Farrah's money and that asshole wasn't in the will. Hope he shapes up his ass and stays away from his father, who hates his kids.
This story reminds me of a anecdote my sister told me a few years ago, when she was out at a mall with my 60+ year old father (whom I'm also estranged from, with good reason). Seems my old poon-hound of a father spotted some 20-something tail up ahead of him while they were walking around, and started following her, checking her out (with my sister alongside him, mind you).
He finally caught up with the girl, and started getting ready to put the moves on her, before she had even turned around. She turned, and it was his first cousin ! (a very pretty 20-something first cousin who his Aunt and Uncle had had very late :) She grinned, because she knew what he was up to. He had the grace to be embarrassed, but I was disgusted with him all the same when I heard that story. He'll never change.
I refuse to accept the fact that I was named after him. Deep, deep shame.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 9:50am.
LOL! Perfect translation! Love the imagery of Ryan's soulmate and her flask!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Tatum's response showed a lot of class.
I mean, seriously, could he be any more gross?
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
French to O'Neal translation:
Bon = Good God you are a sick fuck.
Vivant = Get some therapy you pervy heartless stupid tool.
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oh gawd...poor tatum...no wonder...it all makes sense now as to why she and all the o'neal brood are effed up...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Ahhaha Deb,
One day he'll find his soul mate when he uses the "You have a drink on you?" line, and she pulls a paper bag-covered flask out of the elastic wasteband of her pants and says "Shhurr do lovah!"
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