Monday, August 3rd 2009
What A Waste Of A Truly Elegant Dress
Peep at the ole' blondie (in the Charlotte Russe jeans and Chinese Laundry wedges) in the background having a face seizure over Mischa Barton. My face is doing the same thing, because I can't believe that Mischa made such a sophisticated ensemble look like a common jizz rag! Just imagine the same dress on a 45-year-old (with fopa for days) graveyard-shift taxi dancer who will give you a sloppy handjob underneath the table for a Lottery Scratcher. ELEGANCE! That's who was meant to wear this dress! Not Mischa!
Although, the giant wet spot on the back of her dress is a nice touch. Bitch knows how to accessorize. I'll give her that.
Here's Mischa, fresh from the crazy ward, leaving a party in NYC last night.
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I thought they said she was getting "Better"
Is that a cold sore?
Submitted by kiv on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 2:21pm.
Is Mischa's face morphing into Juliette Lewis
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My thoughts exactly...I was going to comment on how she is becoming a fatty, amazonian, inadequate wannabe Juliette Lewis, no one does crazy like a kooky scientologist, so Mischa better step off.
Submitted by cwpinatl on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:37am.
Ok, my question is this...she has a new show this fall and she's supposed to be a supermodel on it??? Who the hell is going to buy that shit? Supermodel for what...Slutwhore clothes for the bloated public at large? I know they all seek attention and publicity, but I think girl needs to stay at home once in a while and play some Scrabble.
They'll probably actually spend tons of money photo-shopping,digitally editing out (or whatever it is they do) her dark eye circles and flabby flat ass out. It seems hardly any of these celebrities look like what they actually look like in photo shoots (or course), tv shows and even paparazzi/red carpet photos- it seems even those are photo-shopped in some way.
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Lose the rings, bitch. Those are just awful.
That cocksucking cold sore on her lips doesnt help things.
Her dress is so gorgeous~~It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called sugarscupid. c o m or something?
Is that blonde MaryJo Buttafucco????
Ahh, who cares.Kiss me peehole.
Well, f*ck you too!
Goddamnit. Here I was thinking she was starting to look like her old self with the last post, and then she dyes her hair this dark-ass color (not that I have a problem with dark hair in general--mine is) and gets stupid bangs and wears this crazy Eastern European slut dress. Wtf Mischa? I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here and you screw it up.
lol. LOVE the blonde's side-eye.
You know your career has stalled when you're overjoyed to see paps.
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Damn, she is heffing out big time! Not only are her crazy eyes bulging, her ass is too. Yeesh.
I’m sure she still fancies herself as a “fashion icon” when in fact, she is a fashion tragedy. I think she got that outfit at Deb. Forget Keds, she needs meds!
She totally has crazy face.
I am more intrigued with the wet ass, however.
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""My rose-colored glasses are off and the world looks flesh-colored and unappealing." Peggy Hill
i like that she isn't stick-thin - but christ, she has lost her looks fast. how old is she? i don't think she's even 25.
(ducking) even brit-brit looks better.
eta: can't this crazy-bitch just stay home and recup? she just got out of the hospital.
I think her face looks really pretty; healthy. The dress, not to mention her cankles, leave something to be desired.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
Awful dress and hair. She can look very nice if she wanted to.
I think the difference in her face is that she doesn't have charcoal smuged all around her eyes for once.
That dress makes her look like a fatass.
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Her face looks different. She's had crazy eyes for awhile, but something looks different and weird and I can't place what it is.
OMG @her face & front teeth....what the FUCK??
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WTF happened to her face?
Is Mischa's face morphing into Juliette Lewis?
Wow, she lost her looks fast. Sad.
I am in shock - This looks like it came out of PlanetHiltron!
There are no words... Looks exactly like the slutty girls from my school in 1990, minus the stone wash shoulder padded puffy jeans jacket and cut-up cowboy boots.
Ouch....come on, I know she has a mirror in her house. She should dust the cocaine off of it and look in it before leaving the house.
she looks great with less eye makeup.
Let me get this straight:
She was in the Psych Hospital Ward and her idea of recouping is going out partying??
No pity from me for this idiot.
For a minute I thought the blond hotness was Hayden Panettiere's Mom. I agree with snowpiece and Deb. She looks like a former Eastern Bloc gal who thinks this is what American guys find sexy. How can she fall so far from the mark? Even down to the pink reflective tape on the back of her open toed shoes. Did she have a Mom to raise her or was she an orphan? Her hair is either greasy or wet. I bet on grease.
A hooker dress created by the Illuminati.
If this dumb cunt walked past me I wouldn't give her a second glance. Why oh why are there paparrazzi following her around? She had a role on a Fox tv show and was a bit supporting actress in "The Sixth Sense" (which I didn't even know was her). She is a nobody. Is she the one with horrible cottage cheese thighs?
How much is she charging for BJ's? Isn't she a streetwalker?
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Yeah, she's cured (rolls eyes repeatedly).
She should stop trying to pretend that she's still on "O.C." and start trying to prevent an "OD".
Britney did it better, dumbass.
How can u possibly wear that this and not see ur bloat. Unbelievable. This is why I like Kristin Stewart. She's humble and not a mess like the rest of young Hollywood these days.
You know ur bad when Cisco Adler dumps u because of ur partying ways. She wasnt with Brandon Davis for nothing. She and her lil sister need to backaway from the drugs. Rehab and not another job is what she needs rite now.
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Sorry, but that dress is caca too... Is it some sexy wear for a slave girl in the merlin tv series?
Drew's looks peaked at 7.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:44am.
it must be difficult to know your looks peaked at 19. No wonder she is such a fucking mess.
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No doubt. How about if (like Drew Barrymore, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears) your looks peaked when you were even younger -- like 16 or 17. That must suck.
Look at her. She is a MESS. Just off of a 5150 hold and she's out partying?
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:46am.
Funny that the only picture that woman will have in the media is the one where she looks like a stroke victim.
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Maybe she IS a stroke victim!
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:46am.
I think she could get a RHO*something*, she looks the part. LOL
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:44am.
it must be difficult to know your looks peaked at 19. No wonder she is such a fucking mess.
So true, but it didn't have to be this way. You know she never exercises, parties her ass off and eats junk food. She's lazy.
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total faces of meth. poor girl. she will be on the shit b4 you know it.
Funny that the only picture that woman will have in the media is the one where she looks like a stroke victim.
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Good god MK, you're killing me here! Can't stop fucking laughing! :D
it must be difficult to know your looks peaked at 19. No wonder she is such a fucking mess.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:27am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:26am.
Say a prayer to Saint Anthony. He never fails!
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Thanks, Deb! Just did, will continue.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:27am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:26am.
Say a prayer to Saint Anthony. He never fails!
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Thanks, Deb! Just did, will continue.
Her mama is a fatty, she just needs to embrace her future. She will be fat. Trust.
Ok, my question is this...she has a new show this fall and she's supposed to be a supermodel on it??? Who the hell is going to buy that shit? Supermodel for what...Slutwhore clothes for the bloated public at large? I know they all seek attention and publicity, but I think girl needs to stay at home once in a while and play some Scrabble.
The difference between "mess" and "hot-mess" is directly related to the extent of your coke-bloat.