Monday, August 3rd 2009
White Oprah & Michael Lohan: Together Again
For a brief moment in the Hamptons on Saturday, everyone's electricity went out, the pipes froze and every bottle of fake tan caca dried up, because White Oprah and Michael Lohan reunited as Satan cackled down below! I think that when White Oprah and Jon Gosselin's partner in douchery touched, a new child star was born in the Disney whore factory.
Here's a few more pictures of the fried leech known as White Oprah, The Curious Case of Ali Lohan, Michael and his girlfriend who always looks like she just got a giant shot of Novocaine injected into her gums. If I was forced to kiss on Michael Lohan, I'd be numbing my mouth all the time too.
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Poor Ali...Not to sound really cruel since she is only a teen...How that is possible I have no idea, but she really needs a better nose job. Someone botched her very badly. Its a Spicolli nose.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:37pm.
Love you Nits and your nalgas!
They must be happy now that Hohan actually got a job...I don't think they could retire on money that Ali would bring in.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by snowpiece: "I used to think the Hamptons was for the classy folks"
The classy folks were at the beach, not this event. Really, the people with the most money walk around in threadbare khakis and flipflops. You'd never know unless you KNEW.
There are douchebags who go out there and try to impress with their glitzy jewelry and cars, but the Hamptons is really about being low-key and enjoying the natural beauty of the place.
ITA. The natural beauty of the Hamptons is impressive enough to enjoy year round also but summer time is my time on the East end.
The weekends are loaded with a lot of "citiots" who like to parade around with the who's who attitude.
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Mani, no shit! I even saw this one guy getting a parking ticket in a handicap spot this weekend! LOL
Note* Don't smack me in the nalgas, TV left a bruise last week!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by snowpiece: "I used to think the Hamptons was for the classy folks"
The classy folks were at the beach, not this event. Really, the people with the most money walk around in threadbare khakis and flipflops. You'd never know unless you KNEW.
There are douchebags who go out there and try to impress with their glitzy jewelry and cars, but the Hamptons is really about being low-key and enjoying the natural beauty of the place.
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ITA. The natural beauty of the Hamptons is impressive enough to enjoy year round also but summer time is my time on the East end.
The weekends are loaded with a lot of "citiots" who like to parade around with the who's who attitude.
Oh my gosh. I feel like this is the thing they warn you about in Back to the Future, you know, where our future self and your past/present self cannot meet or BOOOM?
White Oprah and Hopeless Father meeting again-- this is that moment for me.
Ali's got the Grandma Wrinkles gene. Sad.
Re: The Curious Case of Ali Lohan
The kid had her chance, a chance that a million teenagers would die for, her own television show. She proved on that show to be a talentless, whiny, spoiled brat with an overbearing stage mother who wouldn't know talent if it snatched that ugly hair right off her hair!
Case closed.
It's good to see Ali Buttons again. No, seriously. If you had caught mother and daughter judging another dog show again I'd be that much more happier.
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
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Rhoda is right. Make thy peace.
Submitted by snowpiece: "I used to think the Hamptons was for the classy folks"
The classy folks were at the beach, not this event. Really, the people with the most money walk around in threadbare khakis and flipflops. You'd never know unless you KNEW.
There are douchebags who go out there and try to impress with their glitzy jewelry and cars, but the Hamptons is really about being low-key and enjoying the natural beauty of the place.
If you came upon a pile of white garbage and it was mentally ill, this is what it would look like.
I take Ali's only friend is White Oprah?
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"Bird season is over butt-horns." ~ Gary Busey in "Bulletproof"
Meh, as revolting as these two are, I think it's nice that they're not trying to maul each other any more. Hanging onto and feeding anger is futile and just makes you miserable.
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"I smelled fraud from the moment I stepped into that shop. Actually, what I smelled was butter. Baker's butter. The high-fat, professional-grade Plugra kind.."~Will Upton, dessert blogger & whistle-blower.
All jokes aside, we are all doomed surely?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I found a great dating site """""""""" wealthycupid .com """""""""dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
I am surprised we didn't see Novocaine gums with a ginormous dollop of saliva hanging off her lips. Her lips don't touch. Poor little Ali Lohan must be at least 55 years old by now.
True that Master Blaster. the place I was thinking of.
Coma Caca!!
I thought the Hamptons had a strict ordinance against trash. Not so.
Submitted by Chirio
I need underware. or will it matter at the end of time?hmmm
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If Victoria Secret is on your route, then it couldn't hurt to go in there and pick a few racks clean. I say, when doom is imminent, always try and look your best.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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These pieces of trash belong on the boardwalk in Atlantic City.
well, apart from the 10 pounds under her eyes.
I'm amazed they're awake in daylight hours.
Oh oh..white oprah reminds me of an aunt of mine who's always been "psycho" on her weight. she's never been big but she's always been cautious of her weight. with all her "healthy" eatings she sure looks ill.
Coma Caca!!
Oprah is actually quite goodlooking for her age. Shes just got some very fucked up priorities. and ali looks allright, at least shes not wearing 10 tons of makeup.
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@Master Blaster: I will notify you. I need underware. or will it matter at the end of time?hmmm
Coma Caca!!
Reality tv skanks have finished what the bridge and tunnel crowd started. The Hamptons are officially over.
What's with all these skanks in the Hamptons? The locals must be shitting a brick.
Submitted by Chirio
We are in the beginning of the Apocolypse
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Awesome! Let me know when it's ok to loot stores.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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We are in the beginning of the Apocolypse
Coma Caca!!
I really wish these wastes of oxygen would just disappear from the radar forever.
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
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Awwww... how cozy. I'm sure there was no alcohol or drugs involved either.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes
WTF happend to Lindsay's talent?
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She chopped it up and hid it in her nose for safekeeping.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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They were probably celebrating Lindsay landing a job so she can continue to support their triflin' asses for a few more months.
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I am not a pussy.
I found a great dating site """""""""" wealthycupid .com """""""""dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
Useless cokewhores. The whole lot of them. Someone get Al-Qaeda over to the Hamptons stat!
Why do the Lohan girls (Lindsay & Ali) look older than they are?
Oh I watched Labour Pains this weekend - what a load of crap. WTF happend to Lindsay's talent?
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The slut-in-training Aliana Buttons has some pretty obvious fake tittays. Just like her big sis! Good job White Oprah!
I HATE THEM. SO. MUCH.
Who is that cuntwhore hanging on michael fucking lohan? Get some self respect, bitch.
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I used to think the Hamptons was for the classy folks
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Proof that Satan does take various shapes.
OMG im not even joking I saw Allie next to her mom and was wondering who is that lady?! I though it was some 30 yo
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
When I look at these 2, I can see why La Lohan is as messed up as she is. Both her parents are famewhores who themselves before their child. As many time Lohan was in rehab, how many times did her parents visit her? When Lohan got out, she was left to her own devices and returned to LA. No wonder LiLo is looking for love in all the wrongs places b.c she didnt get it at home. When she first came to LA, her mom pimped her out and let her then-16 yr old live with 28 yr (Wilmer V.)
to boost her career. Lilo has never had guidance from either parents. Poor gurl. Again Lilo can much on my carpet anyday. :)
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Resistance is Futile!
He got attached to those orange outfits didn't he?
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
The end is near.