Tuesday, August 4th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 3rd!
Air Traffic Controller on the job at West Virginia Airport. - loozer
Runners-up:
"Abandoned Couch" falls in to a deep depression and resorts to drinking beer and tickling K-Feds no-no after the HSOTY upset. - jack-n-the-hat
Dude! Everyone knows you're not supposed to drink alcohol when you have a bad case of shingles! - NoAnjl
VIA Holy Taco
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....I KNEW IT....poor Abandoned Couch!!!
You fuckers are heeeeeeelarious!
Hows the new place? No Vitamin Water ads to help pay? So it looks a lot like this one? LOL..
Awesomeness up in here!!!! Congrats funny hos!!
LMFAO loozer! Nice! Congrats jack and NoAnjl ♥.
Wicked funny! Congrats loozer, JackHat & NoAnjl.
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She's flat and that's that!
Congrats loozer♥!! And congrats as well to jack and NoAnjl! (Sorry, late to the party but I brought boxed wine and bendy straws for everyone).
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Yip Yip
Awe, three of my faves. Way to go, guys.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Congrats all!!! Very funny!
some my best ho's won! hahahahhaa, congrats to all! very good job!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Thanks everyone! Ya'll warm the cockles of my heart. I am Over the Moon!
Congats to Jack and NoAnjl (firm handshake for Jack and XOXOXO for Anjl)
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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?
loozer baby!!! Way to go hon!!! LOL! Congrats!!
Congrats also to jack-n-the-hat!!!!
Thanks MK and everyone!!!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO
Good job guys!
LOOZER!
JACK N THE HAT!
NO ANJI!
You guys all get Presidential type cupcakes, in honor of teh Prezimadents birfday.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ironically, loozer is the winner.
AHAHAHAHAH! Good job, looze. Congrats to the runners-up, jack-n-the-hat and NoAnjL!
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Bottom-feeder.
Hahahahaha, ♥Loozer! Congrats!
Highlarious captions, Jack-n-the-hat and NoAnjl♥!!!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Congrats funny effers! loozer! jack-in-the-hat! NoAnjl!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HAHAHA... Congrats to loozer and noanjil!
Thanks all.
*winks at Snowy*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
yay winners! funny sluts all!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
YAY LOOZER!!! YAY JACK-N-THE-HAT!!! YAY NOANJIL!!! Loozer that is hilarious!!!
ha ha Jack! I told you !
congrats to all the winners!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Matthew McConaughey adds a balcony to the assets of his beach house up for sale.
Papa Spears is campin' out on the roof to make sure that his Cheetolings don't go runnin' off!
The court order only said I couldn't be 500 feet from a school, didn't say nothin' 'bout no couch on this here roof to be watchin'!
Damn, now everyone knows what I look like.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
Why did the redneck camp out on the roof?
He heard that drinks were ON THE HOUSE!!!
It's a play on words.
And on the seventh day, God created NASCAR and Pork Rinds.
K-Fed's new business venture...Hillbilly Home Security System.
"Watch that first step - it's a boozie!"
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
No grandpa, that is NOT a sun roof.
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www.myspace.com/lazeechile
Why yes, I do live next door to a nudist colony, why do you ask?
What Santa does during the summer.
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www.myspace.com/lazeechile
Danny Bonaduce chillaxing and feeling on top of the world..
Abandoned couch has found a new home.
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www.myspace.com/lazeechile
Abandoned couch has found a new home.
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www.myspace.com/lazeechile
What's with the crutch, and missing shoe? And... oh never mind.
Joe Biden is still having his beers from Obama's beer party
Roof-top party deck at the Hotel du Pont?
No, it's Hotel du Swamp..
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by SolitaryAngel on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 4:17pm.
Sadly, even after being rescued, Sawyer could never quite fit into normal society again.
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I wish we could vote on these!
Not a bad idea TITS...thumbs up!
K-Fat ain't worried. He's on the roof to survive the next hurry-cane...he's got plenty of cheetos, $$ and the boys can be used as flotation devices.
Sunrisegold71
Four years later, Katrina victims are still waiting for rescue....
While Brit Brit is away on tour, Daddy Spears is house sitting for her. Literally.
So...why didn't I think of this?
Chad On A Hot Tin Roof
I don't care how much you want to go get some new shoes, Dorothy....we just survived a twister, now go get me another beer, woman!
Bobby Ray done scored box seats at the NASCAR race.
Debbie Roe decided to plant herself on top of the Jackson estate until she got the right to visit her kids.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Appalacian closed circuit security system.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
After landing in this shithole hole house with no job and a broken leg, cletus got him a front row seat. The alabama coon dog parade would NOT pass him by like the rest of his life.
Submitted by SolitaryAngel on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 4:17pm.
Sadly, even after being rescued, Sawyer could never quite fit into normal society again.
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I wish we could vote on these!
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