Monday, August 3rd 2009
A Question That Needs An Answer: Did Tiger Woods Fart On TV?!
Someone farted on the 18th hole at the Buick Open this past weekend and it's been blamed on Tiger Woods. In the clip above, Tiger and his caddy are standing around when you can clearly hear a wet, juicy fart coming out of someone's asshole. Tiger and his caddy laughed it off, so everyone figured he's the one who let out a butt belch. But CBS is crying that Tiger's b-hole is not the one!
TMZ says that the hos at CBS swear Tiger didn't fart. Um. How in the hell would they know if Tiger cut the Gruyere? Did they check his chonies for fart residue and butt snot? Did they send in one of their own to sniff on his butt?
I'm sure that on a very special episode of 60 Minutes this weekend, Andy Rooney will get to the bottom of it. Literally.
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haha....this will be on The Soup
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I totally thought it was the caddy, he looked pretty guilty when he laughed & even a little smug.
OMG, Deb. You actually have me in tears more than MK.
That was great! Of course it was Tiger he did the, lift your leg for better release and sound, then got that I just farted smile on his face. What the hell? So what.
ROFL... MK... butt snot? Seriously? Good god man, I do love you!
And I don't care how old or how famous you are... farts are fucking HILARIOUS, and it's fun to laugh at them heh.
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I laughed, that shit never gets old and I'm a grown ass woman!
Who is that bitch at the end of the video saying "I would've ...." I hate her, she does that NutriSystem commercial saying she hates exercising...
Ewwwww
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At first I thought Giambi...but it's likely McCann.
That fat kid can swing it.
Has "farts & queefs" been a tag for a while?
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
This is the last year for the Buick Open unless it gets a new sponsor.
TEAM TIGER!!!
He's the only reason I watch golf, that and my father.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 8:10pm.
THAT was NOT a Tiger fart...No, THIS is a Tiger fart...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Oh yeah, the gaseous release of human remains rottin' in my tiger intestines...*lighting match*...What? Where are all your whores going? I lit a match....
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Hmm..smells familiar..Kinda' reminds me of chirruns.
*scratches head then lights Glah-day candle and goes back to her happy place*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 8:10pm.
*donning gas mask*
Show 'em how it's done, Tigerlilly!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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THAT was NOT a Tiger fart...No, THIS is a Tiger fart...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Oh yeah, the gaseous release of human remains rottin' in my tiger intestines...*lighting match*...What? Where are all your whores going? I lit a match....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
lol, that's funny
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:22pm.
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It IS delish. And yes, it's the beauteous Chantal.
CAMEROOOOOOOON!!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:16pm.
My pleasure, IG! Voddie & Mango juice sounds deelish! Your avie, (is that the First Lady of Cameroon?), has the most gorgeous mane and exquisite make-up!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:11pm.
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HAHAHAHA, Deb! Thanks for that visual, I just snarfed voddie and mango juice out my nose.
*laughs like a 12 year-old boy*
He's so rich, he probably pays someone to fart for him. There should be a website for that: There's nothing wrong with a girl having a sugar daddy. Look for hot singles on our website imsorichidonthave2fart.com and find love now!
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
I used to do garden jobs with a woman who would just fart all the time. She was a cancer survivor and had a really healthy diet that was a bit heavy on the fiber I guess.
The other day I was gardening with a client and I heard this wicked wet fart sound, and I thought it was her, but a bird had actually shat on her back and it had made the sound.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That's a sure sign he is alive. All living things of nature and also Humans (not me) have gas. That's what Discovery Channel told me. I learn little by little. I know more now than I knew back in school.
Coma Caca!!
Why do farts revert me from a grown woman to a giggling retarded child?
Just own it Tiger, it was hilarious!
It's the strangest thing, but I love watching the Masters every year. I never thought I'd like golf, but it's actually really exciting, there are some amazing players of which I have a couple favorites, and I love hating on Tiger (he's such a pouty, terrible sport). The fantastic CG depictions of the greens and the shots help you understand what's going on. PLUS, they play really lovely soft guitar music and the sportscaster guys talk in relaxing voices, so it's a very nap-friendly spectator sport. Which is right up my alley.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
A guy farts, and it's news? We have officially entered The Twilight Zone.
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This had me laughing so fucking hard.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 5:18pm.
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I thought I was the only D-Lister who even knew what baseball was.Bless you both.I'm not alone!Go Halos!
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I love baseball! Although with my Brewers in a slump and preseason less than two weeks away, I've got football fever too. :)
Do you think that pic is McCann? It's been driving me nuts for a while now...
OT: Tiger rules. He makes $100+ mil a year and laughs at farts.
I think is funny, but farts are farts, I'm not saying everyone should be farting away! but sometimes It can't be prevented...., what is he suppouse to do if he can't hold it anymore? run away?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
well my baby just ripped one and it smells awful...
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 5:48pm.
If he did, that's the most entertaining thing to happen during televised golf in decades.
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ahahaaaa! so true, I heart you, Mike!
*OK, leaving*
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ew if i was that guy next to tiger i would be seriously sick to my stomach. i mean who the hell could keep a straight face after that? lol
it sounded like one of those wet farts that my ex bf always makes early in the morning. the ones that stick to the air for hours and doesnt seem to go away.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 5:32pm.
*Uvi* Hugs* Thanks for your msg, you got me very teary eyed. and I loved loved loved your story.
you are an amazing woman. :)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
homeboy farted.
monkeys, farts, squirrels, babies laughing.
It's the simple things.
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*sigh, still laughing*
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If he did, that's the most entertaining thing to happen during televised golf in decades.
Soooo Tiger... Who DOESN'T have a boom-boom escape sometime? Besides, they're cracking up over it.
ISMU: good to see you honey... my biggest hug and sincerest condolences. Love you.
Who foreted?
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Wouldn't he look around for the origin of the sound if it wasn't him?
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"Farted on the 18th HOLE."
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yes, I'm 12.
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So he farted it happens to the best of us. Sometimes farts can be THE most persistent motherfuckers, no matter how hard you squeeze they still come out.
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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 5:16pm.
He who smelled it, dealt it.
It was Tiger.
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omg!! awhhahaaa! his ass is sooo busted!
he couldn't hold it?!!
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AWHaahaaa! oh my god, haaaaa!
LMAO at "Cabbage-flavored Gatorade"
Aaaahhahaaa
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 5:01pm.
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Submitted by Karma Police on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 5:09pm.
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I thought I was the only D-Lister who even knew what baseball was.Bless you both.I'm not alone!Go Halos!
He who smelled it, dealt it.
It was Tiger.
He should check is Underoos for skidmarks.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Cabbage-flavored Gatorades get me everytime too, Tiger.
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It was Tiger. If it had been his caddy, he would've gone into a rage because then everyone would *think* it's Tiger.
P.S., Tiger is such a douchebag. He smiles pretty for the camera but he's a fucking cunt.