Monday, August 3rd 2009

The True Heavyweight Champion Of The World

You have not made it as a pap until you've been maimed, whipped, shanked or smacked by Naomi "Beat A Bitch" Campbell! A photographer in Italy says he is now a member of The Naomi Campbell Victims' Club and has the bruises (aka precious badges) to prove it!

Gaetano Di Giovanni says he was taking pictures of Naomi and her hot billionaire piece on the island of Lipari when the next thing he knew, her claw was on his face. Gaetano told La Repubblica (via Daily Mail) that Naomi beat him with her purse and then scratched at his left eye. Naomi's boyfriend and her bodyguards had to drag her away, so she wouldn't do anymore damage to the pap. They probably had to give her the q-tip so her crazy ass would calm down! Seriously, you know her ass has an orgasm every time she smacks a skank. When she punches a bitch, her pussy pops!

Naomi's spokeswhore has called this whole story a bunch of lies. The police in Lipari said that no report has been filed. More like the report was accidentally filed into the trash can, because even the po po knows not to eff with Naomi.

Posted by: Michael K


I have said this a million times over - Naomi is a fucking Sleeztak from Land of the Lost!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

Meth-freeq's picture

I think I am sure this is her real hair, I think

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

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this woman is a tigress

TheBreakdown's picture

One of these decades, someone is gonna put a beatin' on Naomi, Bronx-style.

Until that time comes, I am enjoying these opening rounds.

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Green Is Good's picture

Looks like Naynay is hitting the bottle. Hard.

surelly's picture

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Karma Police's picture

I thought that was Mary J.

tonta vodka van driver's picture

"accidentally filed in the trash can" hahahahahahahhahahaha

MK sums up Italian Justice in 6 words!!!

.oooooh you so got shit down gggiiirrllll

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Dirk Diggler's picture

Bitch looks puffy these days. I didn't recognize her right away. And what's the deal with that cheap-ass wig?

moosh's picture

Dang! Again!?
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/

Yeah, this bitch is hitting 40, so the hotflashes will be coming. Then she will be a rabid maniac.

she is beatiful and she is my favoriate,
I found her private profile on htpp://www.Millionairechats.com where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true for free! what kinds of relationship that she is looking for?
You don't have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.hope you find you find your perfect match.

LuLu Fitz's picture

Why does Nay Nay look so sweaty? Nast.

EvilShoe's picture

Submitted by bleecker on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:24pm.

*waves* welcome to posting!

EvilShoe's picture

Naomi, don't you have some blotting tissues guuurrrlll you're looking mighty shiny.

letinstar's picture

how come some doctor hasn't upped the dosage on naynay's mood meds yet?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

she tough no powder puff

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Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by TITS on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 9:12pm.
Bleecker take note - she only lubes up for the newbs. She's frugal like that.
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Oh, like you whores don't like it rough and dry...Plus lube don't buy itself!

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TITS's picture

Bleecker take note - she only lubes up for the newbs. She's frugal like that.

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by bleecker on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:24pm.

I have been reading this site like a crack whore in need of a fix for the past year, so thank you. This is my first comment. It is not going to be brilliant. Only thing I needed to say was champagne shot out of my nose when
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champagne? no no NO!

You're doing it wrong.

Tiggah? Get bleecker here a grape drank stat! (for the love of god don't forget to tip her.)
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PURPLE DRANK and lubed up claw up the wazoo comin' up ON DA DLISTED HOUSE...
What, Tits, a little up the wazoo action is what you meant by a 'tip' right?

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TITS's picture

Submitted by bleecker on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:24pm.

I have been reading this site like a crack whore in need of a fix for the past year, so thank you. This is my first comment. It is not going to be brilliant. Only thing I needed to say was champagne shot out of my nose when
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champagne? no no NO!

You're doing it wrong.

Tiggah? Get bleecker here a grape drank stat! (for the love of god don't forget to tip her.)

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.

areyouok715's picture

Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

And apparently this is now how she still makes the news...

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Team Valtrex's picture

I thought Wesley Snipes got a weave.

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A Noun _is a person place or thing_'s picture

I see she finally cut the weave and is doing the comb-over. Finally.

Amazing how this raving maniac had the wealthiest *and* hunkiest men at her grasp and let them slip away because of her instability.

No matter what good she has done in the past (e.g. exposing the racism of European model agencies), all anyone now or in the future will remember about her are frequent freakouts, phones as projectiles, community service and brawling with Troy Beyer in a public place. Can we say legacy?

EatYourVeggies's picture

Geez what a cunt. One day she's going to mess with someone who won't take her shit and bitch will get a beatdown.

Pamela's picture

This bitch again?

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 6:31pm.
Naomi is a hoodrat through and through. i ain't mad atcha!
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No shit! Who don't know if you get all up in Naomi grill (or steal her jeans), you got some hood rat stuff coming up fast at furious acha face?? Who don't know that? That shit is common knowledge, just like you don't make no eye contact wif da Amy Wino...You askin' to getcha ass beat...That's just how it is, whores, I don't make the rules...

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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:24pm.
i think Naomi was gorgeous in that MJ video "in the closet" but that was like 18 years ago!

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Yeah, she still had some "edges" framing her forehead and hairline, and her weave wasn't as bunk.

"You suck, because your CIRCLE sucks!"

Deb's picture

Are we sure Naomi isn't in the throes of a hotflash? I'd shank a bitch if they got up in my face during one of those.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

mike's picture

They need to get her to lead VH1's next incarnation of Charm School or the reunion show for Real Housewives of Atlanta. Hopefully one of the "contestants" could give Naomi the public beat-down she so richly deserves.

bleecker's picture

I have been reading this site like a crack whore in need of a fix for the past year, so thank you. This is my first comment. It is not going to be brilliant. Only thing I needed to say was champagne shot out of my nose when I read the headline of this item. I think your web site is pure elegance. It's the classiest bitch in town.

xerquina's picture

i think Naomi was gorgeous in that MJ video "in the closet" but that was like 18 years ago!

Big Bertha's picture

i don't find her attractive at all. maybe her ugliness from the inside is seeping through.

Coffey's picture

Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 7:10pm.
@coffey, i love your avie!

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Gracias! I like yourn too!

"You suck, because your CIRCLE sucks!"

Tristram's picture

Mmmmmm *mixing Lipari and soda after work*

xerquina's picture

@coffey, i love your avie!

Coffey's picture

Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 6:29pm.
mharker: I'll be honest - I saw how beautifully hydrated her neck and chest looked and went and creamed up: no lie! She may be aging but she is well-moisturized!

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Naomi has NADA on me. I'm the QUEEN of moisturizing. I oil up like I'm getting ready to wrestle someone, but my skin is still supple and young for 31 1/2. ;-) Keep creaming up that sichiation. It works!

"You suck, because your CIRCLE sucks!"

Miss Thang's picture

woah for a sec I thought that was Whitney back in her crack is whack days. Bitch is looking a tab bit rough.

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xerquina's picture

i loved that ad with her and Linda Evangelista fighting.

SHE.IS.NOT.THE.ONE.

xerquina's picture

Naomi is a hoodrat through and through. i ain't mad atcha!

Plecostomus's picture

I hope she had her rabies shots.

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MizRo's picture

mharker: I'll be honest - I saw how beautifully hydrated her neck and chest looked and went and creamed up: no lie! She may be aging but she is well-moisturized!

finderskeepers's picture

Urgh, she is a pain in the ass, as well as uber aggressive, overrated much? Pity about Jourdan Dunn getting knocked up at 19, she was way hotter than NC

The Universe Is Indifferent.

mharker's picture

She reminds me of that advice that if you want to know a woman's age, look at her neck. She's still beautiful, though. I hope she doesn't get Botox-happy. Then again, "black don't crack", does it? I'm jealous.

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MizRo's picture

Moss and Campbell need to overcome their demons.

Evangelista, Schiffer and my fave, Turlington, are beyond the absurdity: they've evolved.

madam s.'s picture

Her boyfriend is going to have to go into the witness protection program if he ever breaks up with her.

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Rockwell's picture

This bitch's behavior is shameful. What does she have to be angry about anyway? Tramp makes a mint by standing in front of a camera. Someone should cut her face.