Mischa Barton Should've Stayed Inside
Maybe it was a little too soon for the men in white jackets to swing the looney bin doors open and let Mischa Barton wander out into the wild. Just a few days ago, Mischa crawled out of the crazy ward after suffering some kind "meltdown" (aka the coke went down the wrong pipe). Mischa immediately got on a plane and flew to NYC to begin work on her new TV show. Well, a source tells Page Six that homegirl should probably still be laying around in a padded room somewhere...
Mischa had dinner with friends the other night and wouldn't stop spazzing out over some stalker. The source said, "She was upset and talking frantically into her phone about having a stalker. Her friends were trying to console her, but she went outside and chain-smoked cigarettes."
A stalker? Is that what we're calling dealers we owe money? That's a good one. I'll have to remember that shit. On a positive note, if you're going to be crazy, NYC is the place to do it. If I walk more than 4 blocks without seeing some lunatic in a torn nightgown rambling on about how "their stalker is infiltrating their brains and stealing their thoughts," I start to get a little worried and homesick.
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Since when has it been ok to make a dress out of a perfectly good straight jacket?? I've heard of improvising but Mischa honey No. That is not how they wanted you to wear it. & I will whisper this one so the other 3 people in your head can't hear us but I thought you had to be relevant to have stalkers??
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We all know that her "stalker" is actually her dealer looking for payment.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:51am.
If she has a stalker, he must be extremely near-sighted.
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I was going to add "and a chubby chaser" but clearly that's meth/coke/speed bloath... so, instead I'll take the high *snicker* road and say he must want suicide by STD overload.
Submitted by The C word
I read this and all I can hear in my head are The Kinks....Mischa, this one's for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBbAZVw3_7A
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put it up there C Word ::high fives:: re Kinks reference :)
And she's not the only one with a problem... NYC has a large population of celebutard users, haha. People are sick of it, and of the things paranoid and unstable users do. Fool's game. They always think they're winning, it's part of being stoooooooopid.
Never lasts long..... you use, you lose. You harass, you get caught. Not rocket science, duh.
Maybe some of these 'tards should stop bragging about having no education, and lay off the conspiracy theories, along with the drugs.
Oh, and immigrants and those with Green Cards should be a little more appreciative of 1st Amendment rights and protections afforded by our constitution....... Civics 101.....
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:50am.
No no, I'm pretty sure she meant that she NEEDS a stalker, you know, so someone will pay attention to her.
LOL
Yeah, ol' cottage cheez WISHES she had a stalker.
She's still on the bad shit. She won't be around much longer at this rate.
Riiight... because stalkers don't ever really exsist. Try harder. Although in Mishy's case, it may have been the drugs she was doing with other celebutards. Stalkers exist, and people tap phone lines every day. It's really easy. The thing is, the attackers usually get BOLD and end up getting CAUGHT.
Oh and they like to call harrassing people "KARMA", ha ha.
THEY are the ones who need to put down the meth pipe and call the waaambulance for not being able to handle critics. No one cares who your daddy is. DUH.
No no, I'm pretty sure she meant that she NEEDS a stalker, you know, so someone will pay attention to her.
can we post a before meth, during meth and after meth montage... see her face change right b4 your very eyez!
On the other hand, there are no In-N-Outs in NYC.
Crying shame
Submitted by The New Improve... on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:25am.
The addicts dress. Haha
I've got stalkers too, but of a different snort.
Sally Mae found my ass in a low-rent cabin off a deserted road adjacent to BFE Route 66.
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she needs to hang out with britt britt! they can take turns driving the train! woot!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Oh shit! I just worked out what is with the dress.
Those elastic bands are all over it so she can 'snap' them when she feels the urge to go get some meth.
It's an addicts dress!
Thoughtful.
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Ah, yes, good old coke induced paranoia...She needs to balance that crap with some downers.
LOL at M.E.
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I realize Mischa is an adult and all, but where are her parents? Do they enjoy watching their kid go nuts in public?
Seems no one told Mischa just to make friends with her meth monsters. Hell, make friends with them, then at least you have someone to talk to when you're high.
It's aluminum foil hat time...again.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:08am.
Paranoia will destroy ya. Get your ass to rehab girl.
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Hi O,
I read this and all I can hear in my head are The Kinks....Mischa, this one's for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBbAZVw3_7A
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That mess of a dress approximates her mental condition.
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no one goes from batshit crazy in the psych ward to oh everything is wonderful in a week. that fucking dress alone certifies her as still nuts.
She's a cute girl, but that dress is about the ugliest shit I've seen in years.
And Mischa, quit coking around and the stalker will go away, trust me...
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someone give her some more coke maybe her ass will stumble over that balcony and do the world a favor. damn she is getting fat, okay not fat but u can tell she's one of those skinny flabby ppl heading into that territory HA HA HA i am so happy about this cuz she's also one of those gum flapping bitches who said ohh i am NAAAATURALLY skinny tee hee it's genetic don't u just want to STRANGLE those fucking ppl well i guess now she's getting up in age she finds it's a lot harder to maintain good genes, yeah mischa it happens to all of us
Paranoia will destroy ya. Get your ass to rehab girl.
She must think her shadow is her stalker. Shadow people are scary.
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Surprised that her agents have not issued a statement saying that all this is just "research" for the part of the unhinged has-been model junkie she is supposed to play in the Beautiful Life...or maybe is life imitating art...either way this sounds like a role she can really sink her teeth into because she is living it. Who knows, if she survives this, she might even get an Emmy nomination...she is starting to look like the wasting-away female version of Christian Bale.
Rachel Zoe is her stylist, no? They probably were both coked out of their minds when selecting that frock and during the forty seven minutes it probably took them to get her in it.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:57am.
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She just needs a little more rope.
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Bottom-feeder.
i wish that dress would rise up and strangle the shit out of her
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Hoffer! Vuussup?
And I was thinking the same thing. It looks like one big ass shoe string. Someone HAD to help her get in it - I cannot imagine being fucked up (and you know she was) and trying to put my arms through that... not that I would wear it - I'm just sayin.
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snowpiece, I think you nailed it yesterday. It's all because of Cisco Adler's balls!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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If she has a stalker, he must be extremely near-sighted.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Well...that's certainly a slutty-looking straitjacket.
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Bottom-feeder.
Girlfriend needs to lay off the coke or speed or whatever the fuck shes on.
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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!
She was probably spazzing out because she DIDN'T have a stalker. "I am famous, why doesn't anyone want to stalk me, dammit?"
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how do you even get in that dress? good lord.
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Fucka doodle-do.
she's an asshole.
"men in their clean white coats and · they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!"
go mischa :)
Mischa mischa mischa.
The crazy train has departed and she's driving! Never trust a woman with cankles.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
sorry Mischa!! I just wanted to see the dress from close... My bad.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
It's sad that this dimwit has no true friends. A true friend wouldn't party with you, fresh out of the nuthouse. A true friend would not let you out of the apartment wearing get-ups like this.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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haha I thougth maybe she wore the same dress again
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