Jennifer Aniston Is Fine With Being The Poster Child For Lonely Spinsters
If you're a Brangaloonie, then your desk is probably covered in mouth cum, because this interview with Jennifer Aniston with Elle Magazine is like a juicy delicious steak cooked just for you (and blessed St. Angie herself.) Get out your A1, because Jennifer talks about how she's fine with being known as the miserable loser who spends her Saturday nights pretending to give birth to her real baby doll while her husband (aka a cardboard cut out of Brad Pitt from Fight Club) watches on.
Jenny said, "I'm not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It's fine. I can take it. If I'm the emblem for 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,' so be it. I can make fun of myself. And I'll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up."
She also talked about the day her mother told her she was fugly in the face. Basically. "I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, 'Oh, honey, you're so funny.' So, she doesn't lie to me . . . She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength."
You know, Jenny is always whining about how she's Susan Boyle of America and blah...blah..blah, but homegirl knows that's how she's making zillions of dollars. Maybe she has us all fooled? Maybe she has a husband and 3 kids living in her basement, but keeps them a secret because she knows she has to continue to play the role of "old maid."
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There is absolutely nothing wrong w. having very high standards. Better to have high standards than to settle for someone just to say you're with someone. Sorry, but Jen comes off as not-at-all "pathetic" to me, but as a strong, independent woman. With a sick body, to boot!
Omg! 40 years old and no boyfriend! HOW does she live w. herself!?!? I know I always define myself by men...
Oy
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:46pm.
Why is Riri still single? or Kelli Clarkson? Has it ever occured to you that maybe when men aren't WORTH keeping, some women prefer to stay single.
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Aniston is way past Riri & Kelli, she is like freakin 40 years old! They are in their 20's....And Riri was beat down & Kelli is probably gay & still in denial....Fine, she isnt married, but c'mon...hardly any steady boyfriends after all these years?? I still think there is something really off with her & its not just because there is a ton of shitty men who arent worth keeping out there. Its her.
The last time this woman did anything that distracted me from gazing perplexedly at her naso-labial folds was Office Space.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Well, I'm sure she wasn't very pretty as a kid consider the nose she used to have (reference: "Leprechaun" the movie), huge!
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
This chic is so freakin' real, how can you not love her?! I raise my glass to her for talking about the obvious (her lack of a love life)! It's been talked about for 4 fucking years, so why shouldn't she comment about it? You think she doesn't see herself in every tabloid magazine? She doesn't read what's being written? Sure she does. She's human. And all that nasty talk about her love life is in fact the big elephant in the room! Thank God she's not a phony fucking liar like her ex - who claims he doesn't participate in the bullshit tabloids stories - but yet he does his "staged" red carpet events and photo ops with his kids just to prove that he's still with the mother of his children!! Yeah, don't tell me he doesn't read up on himself. He has a huge ego and nothing strokes it more than reading about himself.
And she hardly rides the coattails of those two twats! She has her own career and promotes (movies)just like the rest of hollyweird, whether through magazine interviews or television interviews. Of course she's going to be asked about the things that are going on in her life - i.e. her movie, her co-star, the rumors surrounding her love life, etc etc. If it were Pitt they were interviewing - we'd be hearing about how he has 6 kids (like the world doesn't know how many he has), his love of travelling, how hectic his home life is , his lack of sleep and of course, if he ever gets time to still bang his girlfriend!
OK, so the bottom line is that Jen looks absolutely fantastic, can still show off her skin b/c she has an amazing body, she's single, successful, and HOT - so why not show off her best assets? I find it refreshing that she can laugh at the fact that she's considered a lonely spinster. Atleast she's NOT beating around the bush about it or making sure people don't ask her certain questions! She's real.... pure and simple !
Chiniston needs to STFU already about her stupid life.
Can't she talk about anything else????
What a pathetic dishrag.
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Then who would you poor pathetic loonie tunes get to hate on?
i do not believe jennifer anniston's vagina capable of pushing out a salt crystal, nevermind a child.
its bruce bitch...
I have HAD IT with this bitch!!! EVERY time she does a photo shoot she is thisclose to being nude.. then CRIES about photogs taking her picture!!! STOP POSING NUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats a good way to keep photogs away from you
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:38pm.
X isn't a MILF.
She hasn't had any kids, so she doesn't qualify for that title.
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Yeah righto Jen, that's what we all say when we've been alone as long as you have.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 1:41pm.
Chiniston needs to STFU already about her stupid life.
Can't she talk about anything else????
What a pathetic dishrag.
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It doesn't pay for her to talk about other things. She probably makes millions for being the 'woman scorned' even after all these years.
I don't hate Aniston, but I find her wholly uninteresting. She always looks and acts the same way in movies. If I were her, I'd cut off all my hair or dye it completely different and play a scary bitch with an axe or something for a change.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:44pm.
Yeah, and what Georgie projects is GAY GAY GAY!
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well, that too. but for middle america who don't know or accept that, and who really do embrace ja as the girl next door... because honest to god, george clooney is prob gay and jen aniston is NOT the girl next door... she's way to rich and (imho) into hollywood status. unless she changes, i don't see her dating anyone outside of the entertainment industry and someone who her hollywood friends can at least understand and at most, fawn over. i guess that's why brad pitt was such a good catch (in that context only).
Submitted by gia on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:46pm.
Why is Riri still single? or Kelli Clarkson? Has it ever occured to you that maybe when men aren't WORTH keeping, some women prefer to stay single.
Theres nothing wrong with being single instead of in a relationship with a dead beat dad like Brad Pitt who needs to pimp his kids out to stay relevant
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by castinghole on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 1:25pm.
Sigh...it is so lonely to be the only person on the planet who finds this woman to be uninteresting, untalented, unappealing and seemingly unwilling to go away. Ach, my burden, my burden...
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Yaaaaawn. Is she STILL trying to be relevant and could she BE any more predictable. Fake boyfriends just not cutting it anymore huh? Now she is OWNING her status as the lonely spinster. Steven Huvane should be the highest paid spokeswhore in Hollywood for keeping this shit going for so long. God why wont she just use her mountains of cash to buy a dick and shove it down her fucking throat. Geez. Enough already.
She has her money to keep her warm at night. At least she is not paying a 20 year old to pretend to be her boyfriend like that old cooter Madge.
lol I was thinking the same thing about the "old maid" comment. its funny though.
and plus we all know the "pink elephant" in the room regarding Clooney is that his sexuality is questionable.
He should call it a day, pull a Lindsey and declare himself undefined.
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That's how my older family members are. They won't lie, they'll just change the subject lol.
And this is why she can laugh about her mother's comment because she knows, at least now in her life, she's far from unattractive.
I like Jennifer Aniston and Angie, so kudos to making money, looking good, and living your life happily.
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I like Aniston just fine.
Just as long she realizes the only reason she remains relevant is because of THOSE two, then fine.
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well, damn MK...is this 1950? are we still using that term, old maid?? funny, how "something" has to be wrong with Jennifer Aniston but how about Clooney, Nicholson, etc. etc. Oh, i guess sowing your oats is still a male thing. expected more from you MK.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Candy on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:33pm.
Her only 'problem' in life is that she goes from dick to dick to dick. What's so bad about that?
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Word. Guys like Gerard Butler do it all the time and no one boo-hoos over their non-wed status. Why shouldn't she have the same kind of fun? Damn hypocrites.
Submitted by castinghole on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 1:25pm.
Sigh...it is so lonely to be the only person on the planet who finds this woman to be uninteresting, untalented, unappealing and seemingly unwilling to go away. Ach, my burden, my burden
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ITA on your comment...I would like to add if Aniston is so freakin spectacular according to many people, than why is she still single? I know there are some decent older single people out there, but I think her case is kind of rare...She doesnt even seem to really go on dates. Plus, she isnt really like just any other single person, she has a great body (I wont comment on her face because I have been rude enough) millions of dollars, is a major celeb & is drug free & fairly sane. She should have guys knocking down her door...The only answer is there is something seriously wrong with this woman. She either has ridiculously high standards which she cant entirely afford to have or she truly is as needy & as overwhelmingly dull as I imagine.
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:38pm.
Yeah, and what Georgie projects is GAY GAY GAY!
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Submitted by Candy on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:33pm.
Her only 'problem' in life is that she goes from dick to dick to dick. What's so bad about that?
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Whatever. This bitch ain't hurtin for nothing. She makes more money than half of Hollywood, just for talking about her love life. She ain't stupid. She knows how to get paid. If Angie can play the publicity game, why can't Jen? Who cares who is seen as the "winner" in the tabloid world when you're laughing your hot MILF ass all the way to the bank?
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I don't think she's the female version of George Clooney at all. They're both single but... he's very candidly SAID he never wants to get married and doesn't want children. Jen's looking for relationships, for *love*, and strongly believes she'll be a mother, in some way, in the next couple of years. Unfortunately, she'll always be somewhat pitied if she insists on holding onto the America's Sweetheart Girl Next Door image bc in our society, we imagine that white picket fenced girl getting married and having 2 kids. I'm just saying -- what Clooney and Aniston project are completely different. I don't know who Clooney thinks he is but I get the feeling he's going for something between Rat Pack and James Bond. I don't think she'd be seen as a spinster at all if she had more of "his take your white picket fence and shove it" attitude. She needs to get her picture taken in Europe somewhere with much younger, hot and unknown men. Like Madonna. Madonna's much older, also divorced, and like her or hate her, no one pities her bc you know Madonna's gonna get all her needs taken care of... now Madonna might be closer to George Clooney.
Her only 'problem' in life is that she goes from dick to dick to dick. What's so bad about that?
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Christ. I hope I never grow up to be like Jennifer Aniston. At this point, it's becoming pathetic. She obviously hasn't moved on.
Chiniston needs to STFU already about her stupid life.
Can't she talk about anything else????
What a pathetic dishrag.
If I had to be a lonely spinster I would like to be the kind with a hot body and more money than you could count. At least Jen doesn't look like a bony skeleton on the verge of death and have eleventy billion kids who will grow up to inevitably hate her. Some bitches act like "having a man" completely determines their market value. Stop hating yourselves so much, bitches.
Submitted by castinghole on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 1:25pm.
Sigh...it is so lonely to be the only person on the planet who finds this woman to be uninteresting, untalented, unappealing and seemingly unwilling to go away. Ach, my burden, my burden...
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DOUBLE STANDARD - Not fair. Jen is gorgeous and has a FABULOUS body. Maybe she wants to make sure she doesn't make the same mistake as last time when it comes to men, while the entire world watches and waits, that would be awful! AND her Mom, what a bitch, no wonder they don't talk.
what do you guys mean Brad had nice skin? I have always loved him and thought he was gorgeous, but the dude has massive craters in his face! Always has.
I've never been attracted to him, and it's just for the reason you said here...his acne scarring. Also his lips are weird.
I'm no fan of Jen, but why is it when a woman doesn't have a man she's a spinster, but a man who doesn't have a woman is a playboy, swinging bachelor...something positive?
I hate to break the news to people but single people far out number married folks.
I personally like my space. I like not having to be in bed and someone farting on or near me...smelling their stank breath in the morning...or listening to their whining and moaning about their problems.
Some people (women) are happy to be single and enjoying it. Not to say she is, but to be called a spinster is just pathetic and chauvinist.
Sigh...it is so lonely to be the only person on the planet who finds this woman to be uninteresting, untalented, unappealing and seemingly unwilling to go away. Ach, my burden, my burden...
You go girl...
This is one of the things i like about her... she can laugh at herself which is a great quality if you want to remain grounded in Hollywood.
I dont believe any of the rumors spread about her being lonely, still not over her ex, moving from one guy to another, blah blah.... I thinks she's doing better than fine and looks damn fine too!!
Thank GOd she doesn't have children
They'd be ashamed to see these pictures
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I don't understand why Jen gets called a spinster. She's gorgeous, and wealthy. She's like the female version of George Clooney, but they never call him a Spinster. There is a double standard here and it can be hurtful, but with all the money she's got, I'm sure it's not bothering her much!
what do you guys mean Brad had nice skin? I have always loved him and thought he was gorgeous, but the dude has massive craters in his face! Always has.
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:19am.
"....she needs some hobbies or something.... there's no need to be in the house alone on a Saturday night. ...."
Huh?
What's wrong w. that? It's called being independent and not needing to socialize constantly...the mark of a mature adult. So what?
I'd kill for Jen's body. Sheesh. The comment her mom made about her was rude...and she took it so well!
I must admit that pre-ano, HOlie was a pretty hot bitch...totally beautiful, I admit. However, nowadays, she looks like a shiny, bobble-headed, veiny, stick-figure. Not hot.
Jen's always been pretty/cute, but never was beautiful. However, she's got a shit ton more sex appeal than Holie these days because she takes care of herself in a healthy way. Holie always always had a sort of weird figure, but in her pre-ano days, the big boobs made up for the short torso/gangly arms and legs thing. Nowadays, you can't get past the weird flailing body parts and protruding veins.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 12:41pm.
On nearly every picture of his with Gwyneth Paltrow his skin is Gwyneth Paltrow LIGHT which isn't just normal white skin its ultra pale, anemic light skin. That can't be lighting ALL the time.
Otherwise as I said Michael Jackson fans (and I'm one myself but not one of the deluded ones) who say he had vitelligo (which he probably did) but that that was the reason his skin went white (he bleached his skin clearly to get it that light it wasn't the treatments for vitelligo) have a point too and that his nose changes was just growing up.
I'm just pointing out that his skin was Gwyneth Paltrow light with her and then he tanned considerably with Jen (and that must have caused the skin damage that one sees in his photos now since his skin is most definitely very scarred and damaged and don't think anybody can debate that point)
Same thing happened with Li'l kim's skin she started out very dark (kind of the same skin tone as Kelly Rowland) and then she became Beyonce light and that can't just be lighting and staying out of the sun
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run for your lives Brangieloonies! the Hends(what does that even mean?!) have officially taken a hold of this thread.
in all seriousness, Angie ain't the sexiest tool in the shed but Jen doesn't even come close.all this is a sympathy vote.
I guess it is possible he bleached his skin. He could have just been having a pale day, but let's just go with the most dramatic improbable explanation for kicks.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 12:40pm.
or swattin flies on meth. actually, i take that back.
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You are serious? I really don't mean to be argumentative but don't you think lighting and staying out of the sun had anything to do with it? Also, since when is foundation harmful to the skin? Most contain loads of moisturisers. And you seem a tad preoccupied with the fact that if he were black he would have caught a bunch of shit over this. Why do you keep bringing that up?
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Skin bleaching?
Wow, drawing parallels between Michael Jackson & The Brad, must be like drawing with crayons on sand.
Wow.
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