Happy Birthday To President Obama, Now Give Me Some Caaaaaaake!
In honor of President Obama's 48th birfday today, Domino's is giving away plates of its new dessert, Chocolate Lava Crunch cake. You have until 9pm tonight to skip (or run like the wind if you're Kirstie Alley) into a Domino's and say the magic words "Happy Birthday, Obama" for some free cake. The offer is only valid while supplies last, so you better storm the joint before the employees decide that they had enough of that shit and shut it down.
Try to ingore the fact that this cake looks like Tommy Girl's bruised and oozy Scientolohole after a 4-day "orientation orgy" in his dungeon. I iz sorry for that visual.
And you so know that the extremely glamorous and batshit crazy Obama Birther Queen wore a disguise and was first in line to get her free cake this morning. Homegirl looks like she loves cake. Especially cake that looks like hot bullshit. Clip below:
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The bitch is CRAZY!! & HAHA @ we're demanding to know...you're not fucking American
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Lope> She wouldn't even answer the original question that he asked her, which was "Please explain the newspaper birth announcements." She is the one who went off on a HUGE ranting/raving tangent. I got the geist of her "theory" and it is stupid and unsubstantiated, so who really cares.
John McCain was not born in the US, yet no-one is ranting and raving about that, thus it really does seem to be a *bit* xenophobic/racist in this instance.
Another loon. What is with these nutzos? This chick is not even a US citizen.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
...so much for "one nation under God" and "united we stand, divided we fall."
"Who the fuck CARES if he was born here? What's the POINT? xenophobic cunts"
Um, because it's against the law for anyone born outside the U.S. to be president. Pick up a book once in a while.
I think she's a total crank, but in fairness they wouldn't let her explain herself. They went off on tangent after tangent and wouldn't let her say what her reasoning was. They went into stuff about the driver, about Ann Coulter, and all kinds of irrelevant crap. I used to be a journalist, and if news readers are going to pose as journalists they should have some training about how to pretend to be objective.
lol @ Miss Oily Taints
This looks like a shit cake, and I don't like Obama.
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OMG I just had one of those cakes and it's sooo good, I'm a super fat kid and I love chocolate so this was heaven! Everyone better try this thing, dont let them take this away from the fat kids of the world
Happy Birthday President Obama!
Thank you for bringing honor and dignity back to the White House, and restoring our nation's esteem in the world community.
I saw that bitch at Domino's this afternoon, trying to get herself some free cake.
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That cake looks freakin incredible, anything w/chocolate and caramel has got my vote.
Racist cake!
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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:40pm.
I bet I could make one of those myself. Just get a fun size Milky Way or Snickers bar, cut it in half, put some chocolate cake batter in a muffin cup, drop in half the candy bar, cover with more batter and bake. I'm sure it would taste great. Hey, if anyone tries this, let me know.
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Oh Shandi...
I LOoooooooove how you think...
I LOVE CAKE...even this creepy cake!
Obama is a puppet for Goldman Sachs!!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3d_1248101207
Bwahahahahaa
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Shandi, Paula Deen does make cakes like this and I bet they're delish! I've been too lazy to try it though lol
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I bet I could make one of those myself. Just get a fun size Milky Way or Snickers bar, cut it in half, put some chocolate cake batter in a muffin cup, drop in half the candy bar, cover with more batter and bake. I'm sure it would taste great. Hey, if anyone tries this, let me know.
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Domino's is fucking gross! Good to see fast food chains continuing their assault on minorities w/ their marketing campaigns
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Oh yea and Happy Birthday to our President.
Late to the party here, but... Ya know whose real birth certificate I'd like to see? Suri Cruise's.
If Obama has disclosed an authentic birth certificate, everyone needs to chill. As much as I enjoy a conspiracy theory, I think there is nothing to see here.
If it were Sarah Palin in question and she produced one, and it was deemed authentic, I'd shut the hell up then, too. And I haaaate that bitch.
Obama's birth certificate is online in plain sight for all to see. I would like to see this woman's birth certificate and/or proof of citizenship. I would like to see a diploma from the college she claims she graduated from as well.
I don't care what anyone says. I like Obama.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:06pm.
Country was already in the crapper, economy has been in a downward spiral since before he took office; O. isn't "ruining" a thing. I know y'all have short-term memory loss, but the "stimulus" business started w. W!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Ginaoliviamallory> Er, no. They didn't "make her look crazy". She did that all on her own. Because she is! Her "explanation" is complete and utter illogical bullshit. They sent a fake birth announcement to the papers b/c they didn't want to pay an immigration tax? You really believe this shit? His birth certificate has already been verified. The end.
Seek help.
skinny fat> Poll numbers mean jack, *especially* coming from Rasmussen.
Country was already in the crapper, economy has been in a downward spiral since before he took office; O. isn't "ruining" a thing. I know y'all have short-term memory loss, but the "stimulus" business started w. W!
Obama is "super awesome?" give me a break. he totally fucking up the economy and his poll numbers are dropping. stimulus THAT!
Who the fuck CARES if he was born here? What's the POINT? xenophobic cunts
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Parts 1-3:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y-eougm-uI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0bH_J9kDs
Enjoy!
My sister can make brownie/cupcake thingies like this where she bakes a lil cake with snickers or some other candy bar in the middle and it melts through. It's orgasmic.
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Secret MJ phone conversations:
Parts 1-3:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0bH_J9kDs
Enjoy!
Submitted by soboredsobored on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:17pm.
obama and his people won't show the birth certificate b/c it makes these people look crazier and crazier. i'm sure they are laughing their asses off at these people losing their minds!
~~~~~Guess what? He has an obligation to show us his birth certificate, it IS our business and our right. If it were any one else (like God forbid Sarah Palin) hiding the truth, you'd all be pissed off about being lied to but because it's Obama, everyone says, "who cares?" It's obvious that the faux-journalists were biased and like most idiots, lust after Obama for no other reason than the fact that he is Obama. They were very rude and unprofessional and made her look crazy and like she was talking in circles. They didn't give her a chance to explain and stirred her up from the very beginning on purpose so she started to get frazzled and look like a crazy person who didn't know what she was talking about. They did that on purpose. MSNBC is such bullshit.
The White House could produce a film of the actual birth taking place on a surf-board off Waikiki with Jack Lord holding the forceps while grass-skirted nurses danced the hula in the background and Obama's father eats a Spam sandwich wrapped in a copy of the Honolulu Advertiser dated August 4 1961.
Birthers would still think it was faked.
I'm sorta surprised that Domino's is making a big deal out of this President's birthday, even if he is super-awesome. The owner of Domino's is one of the most ardent pro-lifers going, and has ties to a Florida town that strives to uphold Christian values.
Reminds me of cum gum, that "liquid center freshness!"
obama and his people won't show the birth certificate b/c it makes these people look crazier and crazier. i'm sure they are laughing their asses off at these people losing their minds!
Yikes what a fruit cake and where did she come from? Who wound her clock?
Where did all the Oly go?
Fuck Obama. I hope they go bankrupt. Fucking morons.
Wow. That woman is insane.
somebody shut her up. JUST SHUT HER THE FUCK UP. THAT VOICE IS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD. i'm not a fan of obama but enough already. the man's president and destryoing the country. DEAL WITH IT BITCH.
That chick is a attorney, dentist, and real estate agent. WTF?
Madam s. - I've been disappointed with NPR lately. I live in a rural, Republican area with mostly right-wing conservatives. Once Obama was elected, my local NPR people have gone over the top with their "reporting." Sigh.
*throws stapler across the office, runs out the door towards Dominos*
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DeeDee,
That name suits her better, for sure. I was really disappointed with NPR a few days ago when one of the shows had this psycho bitch briefly on as a guest. I mean, it's one thing for Fox News to have any old mentally ill shouting fool on that they can find, but why the hell was NPR even giving her credibility is beyond me.
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Orly? sounds like some sort of cookie company. Just an attention seeking ho
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Migraine Sally on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 12:50pm
and we need Hekki's old delivery type person...she must live in the coolest place on earth!
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I swear I read her name as " Dr. Oily Taint."
There is a domino's 0.789 miles from my work.
*mouth watering*
OK, I know this dumb bitch is a walking punchline and all that, but I was watching her on Colbert Report last night and that bitch is fabulous. That hair, that dress, and that ridiculous rhetoric just make me want to pinch her cheeks.
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Submitted by ThisMexicanChica
I actually just had one of those lava cakes the other day and was extremely surprised!! They are pretty good!
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Migraine: I almost looked it up for you on menupages, wondering why you wanted Domino's and excited that you were in the neighborhood. Then it hit me.
Mr. Hekki and I DID used to have a pot delivery guy. You called a toll-free number, like 1-800-GOT-BUDS (or something like that) and a bike messenger dude would come to your apartment and you could take your pick. It was all packaged in plastic cubes with labels and shit.
Those were the days...
If it was Chocolate Lava Marijuana-Hierbabuena maybe I would eat it.
Coma Caca!!
These "lava cakes" or whatever you want to call them have been around for a long-ass time. It's hardly a Domino's invention. Trader Joe's even sells a half-way decent version you can prepare in the microwave.