Tuesday, August 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Creepiest Urn Ever
If you enjoy almost coughing up your heart out of sheer fear while crossing your living room mantle to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, then this is the product JUST FOR YOU! A company called Cremation FAIL Solutions has started selling urns that look exactly like the head of your dead loved one or "your favorite celebrity." The creepiness is made using one or two photographs. It comes in full-sized and keepsake-sized.
Personally, I think they should market this shit as not only a holder for human body ashes. I mean, they can also sell a Jon Gosselin condom jar and a Fishsticks Paltrow barf bin!
VIA Metro
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I can't wait for the holidays!!
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
TV: Thanks. :)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:39pm.
congrats!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hello?! anyone out there? Guess who's single tomorrow? wahahahaha. Boxed wine celebration tomorrow. Yeepy.
Coma Caca!!
Speaking of a Piece that's down the road, hi Nitty!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:56pm.
Jazz - I'm from Dallas but live in NYC...you?
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Outside of Houston, but from Virginia.
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I'm outside of Houston too, not just in geography either, Jazzy. Born in Va. Raised primarily between D.C. & Cali. I've been in Houston now longer than anywhere else I've ever lived.
*Goes back to making S.O.S. sign in her back yard using all the dead Palmetto bugs I've killed over the years*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:10pm.
TV!?!?
Roman numerals??? I'm in fuckin MISSOURI! It's Motel Cross Da Road.
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Well, enjoy dinner at the lovely Down the Road a Piece Inn.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Jazz - yes well, that's Texas for ya :) You should move to Austin...
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:10pm.
Jazz - ah I see. Do you like it? I myself, am not a huge fan of Houston. Is it like 500 degrees there?
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Not really. Very conservative for my tastes.
TV!?!?
Roman numerals??? I'm in fuckin MISSOURI! It's Motel Cross Da Road.
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Jazz - ah I see. Do you like it? I myself, am not a huge fan of Houston. Is it like 500 degrees there?
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:01pm.
TV,
It's one o dem fanceh hotelz!
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It's a classy version of the Motel 6 - Motel VI.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:56pm.
Jazz - I'm from Dallas but live in NYC...you?
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Outside of Houston, but from Virginia.
TV,
It's one o dem fanceh hotelz!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:52pm.
Ahhhhhhh showered and in my jammies! Maaach better!
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Yaaaay!!!! Indoor plumbing!!!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
oops double post :)
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*Blondeface*
Jazz - I'm from Dallas but live in NYC...you?
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*Blondeface*
MissJaneTexas, where in Texas are you from or at?
Ahhhhhhh showered and in my jammies! Maaach better!
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Cool. So what's up tonight?
*stomps cricket* Small world my ass!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
hello??? i'm here...no one else seems to be. *bored*
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*Blondeface*
Hello...helloooo...
*crickets*
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:11pm.
Thank you.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:08pm.
She's also a cure for priapism, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours.
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ROFL!!!!!!! ooh goodness
Coma Caca!!
I really love a full moon:
http://www.cheeseplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mooning.jpg
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:00pm.
Yeah TV (my Capt Spaulding): I mean we are talking/commenting about crazy hollyweird people. is not like those weirdos have invented or found a cure for something. arrrgh. oh oh (hears the gates of hell open up)
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When Britney was insane, she sure cured my boredom. She's also a cure for priapism, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
EW JAZZ....why?!?!!?!?!?!?
*pukes*
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*Blondeface*
Yeah TV (my Capt Spaulding): I mean we are talking/commenting about crazy hollyweird people. is not like those weirdos have invented or found a cure for something. arrrgh. oh oh (hears the gates of hell open up)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:51pm.
wow some people really take some things too seriously (looking at Oh Cheesus post). when I see a long ass freakin diary page of someone's deep thoughts, I just laugh and say wtf.
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There are actually SEVERAL long winded posts both for and against Britney on that thread. I read one, and now my head hurts. I just hope she goes batshit crazy again soon, making fun of Kate Gosselin's hair is sooooooo May 2009.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
wow some people really take some things too seriously (looking at Oh Cheesus post). when I see a long ass freakin diary page of someone's deep thoughts, I just laugh and say wtf.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:49pm.
jazz - what video?
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The description is: Compilation of Bot flies, boils, and other various gross shit oozing from people *gag*
TV - hahaha. it's really creepy btw. ;)
jazz - what video?
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:44pm.
Ahhhh! I give up! I've been attempting to watch some disgusting video. It's only 8 minutes long, but I've only gotten to 4.5 minutes. I think I have finally been defeated.
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Paris doesn't swallow at the end anyway.
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Verne Troyer does.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:44pm.
Ahhhh! I give up! I've been attempting to watch some disgusting video. It's only 8 minutes long, but I've only gotten to 4.5 minutes. I think I have finally been defeated.
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Paris doesn't swallow at the end anyway.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ahhhh! I give up! I've been attempting to watch some disgusting video. It's only 8 minutes long, but I've only gotten to 4.5 minutes. I think I have finally been defeated.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:41pm.
TV what is your avatar from?
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My 3rd birthday party. We may not have respected dad, but we sure as hell feared him.
Actually, it's from the Devil's Rejects.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm hungry
Coma Caca!!
great i'm invisible??!
i'm already dead
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
TV what is your avatar from?
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:35pm.
No Sturgis for me, I like real motorcycles, not 800 lb. recliners on wheels.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV!
Missouri loves company INDEED!!!
Oklahoma where the wind comes whipping MY ASS!!!
WAIT! You've surely been to Sturgis???
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OH TV...in the words of MK...GONG!
hahaha
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:21pm.
Oklahoma? Where the wind goes sweeping cross the plain? WHY??
I intend to see every state eventually, I've visited 21. I'm putting off the Oklahomas and South Dakotas until I go on a multi-state killing spree.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:12pm.
Sitting by the pool in Springfield Missouri, mad at the world!!! Fucking Midwest!!!
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It's pronounced "misery".
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:19pm.
Clarisse! DONE....so now, why Missouri!?!?
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Because Missouri loves company!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV!
LOL! This isn't even anything fun like that!!!!
We were suppose to be in Tulsa tonight!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Clarisse! DONE....so now, why Missouri!?!?
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*Blondeface*
oh and i asked her if i died and she sed she doesn't remember...but she woke up crying!!
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk me!
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!