The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 4th!

Submitted by katy_alvarez on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:38pm.

HAHAHA, these captions were great!

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Caw! Caw! I'm a Macaw!

Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 2:39pm.

Thanks everyone ! My first win! I feel all fuzzy inside!

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:23am.

Thanks Karen!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ADVG/684~Bashful-Posters.jp...

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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...

Submitted by karen on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:50am.

loozer.your caption is the funniest...kate gosselin and her 80s band a flock of possoms.... thats outstanding!!!

btw, the t shirt is gbh, grevious bodily harm, a 80s british punk band i used to listen to in the 80s. in great britain one of the offenses you can get charged with is "GBH" gbh is a great punk band.. if you are into it check them out.. one of my favortie songs is "drug party in 426" and "passenger on the menu"

A Noun _is a person place or thing_'s picture

Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:59pm.

Emeriesan absolutely deserved the top spot.

Snowpiece -- that was a classic!

And me? I'm shocked!
(puts on tasteful runner up tiara, royal wave, thanks everyone for their kind words)

On to the next one!

Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:16am.

Good one Emeriesan! Congrats! LOL!!!

Congrats to our snowy♥ and A Noun _is a person place or thing! LOL
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

Submitted by Hoooooooooooooo... on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:15am.

I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:52am.

Funny hos! I couldn't even think of one. I just feel so sad for that mommy! She looks scared.

♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics

Submitted by Visan on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:50am.

Holy shit!

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You got that?!

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:43am.

Congrats to Emeriesan, snowpiece, and A Noun! Funny effers!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:09am.

congrats Emeriesan (VIVA LA GLAMBERT!) and A Noun...funny shit!
thanks to all my fans! LOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I never thought that one would win but hey!
(owwww jack, that's gonna leave a mark!)

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Submitted by Hoooooooooooooo... on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:04am.

I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:03am.

Submitted by olyjennyann on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:03am.

thanks everyone for all of the hilarious captions .I never thought I'd be this viral! yay for my teenage self and MK!
:)
jennyann (the one with the black mohawk- age 13)
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LOL! Great family pic. My teenage years didn't have nearly as much street cred!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:58am.

Congrats to all you funny horz!

*smacks Snowy on the ass*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:57am.

Loly :)
Congrats!!!

Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:54am.

Way to go Snowy!

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:54am.

YAY SNOWY!!!! ♥♥♥ Funny one Emeriesan! Congrats noun-long-name!!!

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:53am.

The daughter in the back is really attractive. Looks very high maint, though... ;)

Submitted by olyjennyann on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:33am.

thanks everyone for all of the hilarious captions .I never thought I'd be this viral! yay for my teenage self and MK!
:)
jennyann (the one with the black mohawk- age 13)

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:52am.

Congrats to all the winners!
Snowy, snowy, Snowy...

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So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone, How can I even try to go on?

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:24am.

Snoway!!!!! You funny slut! Congrats. Emeriesan and noun is a person!

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Lilac Wine

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:14am.

Congrats all!!

Snowy!!! Very funny!

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:10am.

Congrats to Emeriesan, and to snowy♥ and A Noun_is a person place or thing_!!

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Yip Yip

Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:07am.

Ahehehehehehe funny one, Emeriesan! Congrats!

Congrats too to snowy (Papa Joe *snicker*) and A Noun_is a person place or thing_.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by Hoooooooooooooo... on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:39am.

I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Submitted by PhaQ Bitch on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:36am.

Dina Lohan got beat out for Coke Snortin Mother of All Time by this bitch?

Submitted by AmsterdamCrackpot on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:42am.

The Three Wolfs not only adorn T-shirts, they also do rare appearances in persons.

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:22am.

♪ And THIS little prick is the result of my "one night stand" ladies. "I should have stayed home that night, God Dammit"!!!

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:17am.

♪ THIS IS WHY "birth control" was invented!!!

Submitted by jimjam on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:14am.

Tom felt slightly embarrassed presenting his family to the Galactic Council of Xenu and wondered whether the diet of barley water and intense Rundown sessions had anything to do with Suri going off the rails.

Submitted by UnknownxCat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 3:49am.

Possums In Space ~

Submitted by berlino on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 2:42am.

Twenty years later, Britney gets a family photo with Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 1:45am.

♪ A mother shouldn't be afraid of holding her own 10 yr old son's hand!!!

Submitted by mon on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 1:02am.

all for one and one for crotch

Submitted by mon on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 1:00am.

Danny should've let CJ pee before taking her pic with the Osbournes

Submitted by mon on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:56am.

This Runaways poster just ain't gonna cut it; Kristen totally overdid the Jett do.

Submitted by cgeezy on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:49am.

weaves out of this world!

twitter.com/cgeezy

Submitted by kaiserbill on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:40am.

mah pussy's hangin' out!

The test shots for the new Scientology ad campaign were not going well.

Submitted by Sesshasune on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:37am.

20 years from now, Jennifer Aniston decided to take what she could get and sent this picture to be published in People. Take that Brad and Angelina!

Submitted by Sesshasune on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:35am.

20 years from now, Jennifer Aniston decided to take what she could get and sent this picture to be published in People. Take that Brad and Angelina!

Submitted by Geebz74 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:17am.

Hold the damned presses! This is EPIC! I have no words or even jokes. I'm truly impressed and awestruck at the same time.

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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:57pm.

Katie Holmes family portrait circa 1999 explains a lot!

Submitted by tr689 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:55pm.

May the Scores be with you.

(...as in the Scores brothers from Flock of Seagulls)

Submitted by marquy on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:49pm.

There. I let them touch me. I am so getting the car this weekend or else I'll slit my wrists.

Submitted by AXE on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:42pm.

When 80's groupies have kids.

Submitted by AXE on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:37pm.

Sears Photographer: "OK give me a big smile. Show me how nice that black lipstick looks. C'mon show your mom how happy you are to be with her today. That's it, just a couple more..niiice. Now turn your heads just a little so I can get a nice shot of your hair....gooood".

Submitted by tastycar on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:28pm.

Dina Lohan could take some parenting tips from her sister Peggy. Look how well Wednesday and Eddie have turned out!

Submitted by Alisons on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:19pm.

The 'Three Rolf Moon' T-shirt never quite caught on.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:18pm.

One of these things is not like the others...

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 10:17pm.

The reenactment of the 3 wolf moon shirt.