Afternoon Crumbs

I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Gross, so that's what Marilyn Monroe was lickin' on all that time. And the comment about HoHan sneezing on Channings face... Hilarious.

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I can't get over how dirty JdM's nails are. Get a fuckin' nail brush, STAT!

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hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!

Those pics of James Franco are great..Specially the one where he looks mad.

Hahahaha Joe.

Say it ain't so, Joe!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 6:19pm.

Agreed with both of you, I think media outlets are asking him for comments since his father's Vanity Fair interview is getting a lot of buzz. From the snippets that I read out of the Vanity Fair interview, Ryan said he hated Griffin, called Tatum a bitch and said if he could, he'd take a couple of his kids back. He's only got three, so it's pretty clear it's the young one with all the money that still talks to him. Holy shitty father, batman.

Mr. Coffee "Bean"

I hate John Mayer as much as Mk hates CaCa.

I like my Britney extra crazy with a side of nuts.

Aw MK usually you're right on the money but Griffin O'Neal is justified in getting his lumps in. Ryan O'Neal is a phony baloney narcissist indeed and this public image of him being all ladysmannish and caring is just that - an image. It's an act. The only thing Ryan O'Neal cares about is where his next batch of bad drugs is coming from. Farrah was smart enough to (a) leave Ryan out of her will and (b) leave Redmond's money in trust so that he can't smoke it all away and/or Ryan can't get his parentally neglectful paws on it.

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I agree about Griffin. He has suffered much abuse from his fucked up father who (prior to the Vanity Fair interview) is trying through the death of his partner to rehabilitate his reputation.

He is a shit heel of a father who fucked up the lives of his 3 kids. Let them have their say publicly about what a crap dad he is now that he's managed to weasel his way back on the public's radar after her death.

Aw MK usually you're right on the money but Griffin O'Neal is justified in getting his lumps in. Ryan O'Neal is a phony baloney narcissist indeed and this public image of him being all ladysmannish and caring is just that - an image. It's an act. The only thing Ryan O'Neal cares about is where his next batch of bad drugs is coming from. Farrah was smart enough to (a) leave Ryan out of her will and (b) leave Redmond's money in trust so that he can't smoke it all away and/or Ryan can't get his parentally neglectful paws on it.

so that 56 game hitting streak was definitely a baseball thing.

Doesn't Alexander Skarsgard toss Lady GagMe over a balcony in that music video? At least there's an upside.

Awe, come on! Not fair. Joe is in the shower...significant shrinkage!!!

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:38pm.

* I am so sorry hun, stories like that remind me of when you wish you can get a refund of your time when sex is lousy, I hate nothing more than wasting miles on my le chat ...

boy guess there wasn't such thing as manscaping in 1940...i think there are probably 2 other inches of dick hidden behind all that bush...I also get the impression he was a grower...not a shower. I think it is stupid to judge flaccid peen anyway. Have you ever heard of magic meat?

Just when I thought Pitt was getting his balls back, he speaks.

Bradley Cooper is cute and all but I would not be surprised if he turned out to be gay.

Baseball not a sport!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Are you friggen kidding me!?!?!?

sounds like the Celebitchy bitches love the Pitts... let's go piss em off!!!

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Jack was just trying to sneak a peek under that ho's dress, that's all.
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Channing Tatum is almost a subtle shade of orange.

Looks like Jack can dance like a young one, but his bladder works like an old one.

Submitted by Bella on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:46pm.

Baseball not a sport? WTF? The hardest thing to do in sports is to hit a 90 mph ball. Try throwing a tennis ball as hard as you can 10 times and see how your arm wants to fall off.

Golf isn't a sport. Baseball is.

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I better find out that tennis in wedges is for a photo shoot or I'll have to hate her forever. Gah!

small peen shame

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James Franco would look better with a beard. ME!

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:27pm.
You can't judge a peen while it's flaccid.
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I completely agree! Especially after playing sports (although I'm not sure I would call baseball a sport...), an ex boyfriend of mine had a rather big dick but even he would shrink down to a little nugget after a soccer match.

Joe Dimaggio's peen looks like a little football shape. Uncircumcised? I bet it grow respectably though. Doesn't look unmanagably small.

jlove needs to stop already. ugh

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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:42pm.

Joe DiMaggio only has one ball?
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Hahahaha, and that one ball was a slider.

Joe DiMaggio only has one ball?

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

WWBBBSD? [What would Brit Brit's butt sweat do?]

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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:34pm.
and here I thought a guy with a nose like that (think Adrien Brody) you naturally want to think they are blessed in other areas,, sadly this is not the case

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Geeez...DiMaggio was fug in the face AND had a small peen. He must have had one hell of a personality!

Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:26pm.
Joe Dimaggios little thing dont matter for the simple reason that joe was str8, that is he only fucked fish and fish dont care about size, only money.

Homosexual Brad Pitt, on the other hand, has a tinymeat nose that indicates that there is tinymeat in her pants, which there is! Brad has probably never fucked a fish, unlike most homosexuals.
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Haahaaahaaahaaaaa... Well at least you bring flavor to this debate.

and here I thought a guy with a nose like that (think Adrien Brody) you naturally want to think they are blessed in other areas,, sadly this is not the case

I love the questions they axed The Brad.

Did they ask him what his favorite color was?
What his favorite kind of car is?
Who is his real bff, Clooney or his pot dealer?

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James Franco looks like Ben Whishaw in those pics.

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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!

Not the Dlisted peen debate again?!

But now I see why Mariyln left that!

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:27pm.
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Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:55

Im here.

Listen all you Joe D. haters, the water was COLD back in the 1940s! He's showering with a bunch of guys of course its gonna shrink up. What do you think this man of menz would have a half chubby showering with guys? Umm NOOO. Those fag Red Sox might but not no Yankees!!

This is the one man Marilyn Monroe truly loved! Yes the woman who all you sluts feel a need to quote on your Myspace page loved this man, Joe DiMaggio. There should be fucking streets named after this man.

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You can't judge a peen while it's flaccid. And I've had enough of those super-sized slugs that never get hard. They're merely for show.

All things considered, I prefer a smaller peen with more stamina.

Joe Dimaggios little thing dont matter for the simple reason that joe was str8, that is he only fucked fish and fish dont care about size, only money.

Homosexual Brad Pitt, on the other hand, has a tinymeat nose that indicates that there is tinymeat in her pants, which there is! Brad has probably never fucked a fish, unlike most homosexuals.

I know we discussed this the other day, but...

I have the same contempt/criticism for Stu Rasmussen as I'd have for a bio woman mayor dressed the same way. Equal rights, equal fights, sweetheart.

Not to be totally morbid, but my mom is in the same cemetery as Joe DiMaggio.

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That peen was perfect for Marilyn Monroe. She suffered from endometriosis, and not only had very painful period pains during her life, but it often made sex painful. (She had it written into her contracts that she would not work during her time of the month - ouch.)

Holy fucking shit the Britbrit pics are HIGH-larious! I can't decide if I like the front or the backside better=))

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I see Joe was an uncut type of dude.