Who Is July's Hot Slut Of The Month?
It's that time of the month! No, not THAT time of the month. Although, voting for this shit is kind of like getting your menstrual cycle. Don't make me list the similarities. Anyway, please take a moment from devouring your free lava cake AND TACOS to cast your vote for Miss Hot Slut of July! This time around, we have a former drunk, someone who always has drunk face, a current drunk and a pussy who acts drunk. Here are your finalists:
Jane Velez-Mitchell - Gayelle news anchor and lady mullet fan
Miko Brando - Son of Marlon, MJ's former bodyguard/bff and Hawaiian shirt fetishist
Sandra Lee - Grocery store shopper, cocktail guzzler and tablescape artist
Maru - Internet star, box lover and catrobat
Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be crowned on Thursday!
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I AM NOT AN ANIMAL (LOVER).
*in best John Hurt voice*
Oh, a cute kitty. *yawn* I really don't get this whole animals-as-hot-sluts mindset.
Blech. Vote for a person this time. Please.
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I voted for Sandra Lee, but of course the kitteh's gonna win! *grumble, grumble......*
Look, I love kittehs just as much as the next person. I own a kitteh fren, and we have lots of fun times together. But damnit, they are not hot slut material! Just look at hot sluts of the past. Bai Ling, Harvey Price, Phoebe Price, La Pequen-erm, excuse me (you know I'm still bitter about that one!). These beautiful messes embody what a true hot slut is. Animals are cute and fluffy and all, but do not exemplify a true hot slut.
*end elaborate, unnecessary speech*
Hey! Where is the box for my write-in vote of Bonnie and Clyde?!?!
Maru, hands down!
Maru Maru Maru.
The world needs hot slut cats to be rewarded.
MARU is not "just another pussy", that is like calling Shaft "just another cool cat".
MARUUUUUUUUUU for the win!!!!
OMG u guys! I love Maru as much as the next person! But, ANOTHER PUSSY?!!?! This aint Cute overload or that Cheezeburger shit. Please vote Miko! A Brando can't lose to a pussy! :/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0bH_J9kDs
Enjoy!
Miko Brando..A sympathy vote...His father a talented famous actor..His mother a Tahitian beauty...what happened to Miko's looks ?
I LOVE MARU.
Why you asking bitch? Maru fool
Go team Maru!
I named my new kitteh Maru in his honor
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
NO MORE CATS!!!!!!
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
Sandra Lee, "Grocery Store Shopper"....LOL. I can't...I just took my damn Vicodin.
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You people are idiots to think anything should beat out Maru. Let me tell you why.
1) News anchor (Even with a mullet) is BORING
2) WHO??????
3) Sandra Lee doesn't DESERVE the high honor of HSOTM.
4) Done and Done.
Now I would recommend NOT having anymore cat's or inanimate objects as HS, because they are almost impossible to beat. I think that cat is sexy and if you don't, then I recommend you go eat a kwanza cake
Mike Brando looks like Robert Downey Jr. with Downs Syndrome.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Miko Brando - the patron saint of useless celebrity entourage leeches.
can HSOTM be human for once? JVM cant get beat by a pussy,y'all!
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"Why must I cry why must I cry why?"
Reh Dogg, youtube SUPERSTAR!
Another cat.
I always vote for the inanimate object, so Sandra Lee immediately after Happy Hour for me.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Looks like Maru is taking it, by a landslide! Well, not taking it, but winning.
"If you listen to confusion long enough, it starts to make sense." TTD
Fuck that Miko Brando all the way.. The Brando kids are crazy..One killed herself, the other killed his sisters boyfriend..hello he has nothing to live for..Give him this.. or else suffer the wrath of Miko..not me..Miko if ur reading this "Softness1 voted for you!!!" Please don't hurt me
Oh WAAAAHHH BOOOOO a kitteh is winning.
I showed my neighbor Maru o Vision and her 2 y.o. loves it now, she walks around and says, "mah-ooo mah-ooo" and tries to do the Maru box slide.
It's highlarious.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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How can you hate on Maru?!!! He makes me feel like it's that moment in the Muppets Take Manhattan and Miss Piggy and Kermit were getting married and she sang "You make me happyyyyyyy....."
I agree with no more fucking pussies.
Sandra Lee all the way
Paws down (after leaping into box) MARU!!!!
Damn, maru isn't going to have any competiton in this shit.
You are one hot pussy Maru.
Fuck that pussy!!!! Bonnie & Clyde should have had its spot!
TEAM DRUNKY
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You can't stop the BEAT!
Lets just face it Dlister's animals are cuter, nicer, smarter and more likeable than almost all humans...if an animals ANY animal is in the running for hsotm, it is a shoe-in that it is going to win the month, the year or the century...being the owner of MANY, I must say I prefer there company over most people..there chill, there cool and damn there cute!!
I truly think that even if we didn't have a animal for hsotm to pick from, we'd pick the human who most resembles an animal, or an inanimate object.
Look back at the winner - you'll see i'm right.
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I'm beginning to suspect that MK is taking kickbacks from Purina lobbyists.
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"I really think I'm borderline and not too drunk."
Hot pussy beats the other three by 100,000 soda can boxes!!!!!!!!!
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Ugh it's been said but the cute cats have been done to death... can we have a human only HSOTM for once? I swear 3/4 of the hot sluts this year are going to be boring digustingly cute animals...
Maru baby!
I wanna know how this is happening again and again and again. Get those cats off HS listings. People are dumb enough to vote for them.
Could someone please explaint to me how a boring cat beats Sandra Lee by 50% ????????
Have you people lost your mind.
Have you not learned anything from the last HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR voting? I dont even remember who won but I know for sure it went to one of those obnoxious youtube cats.
This has to stop!!!!! No more cats...or puppies or kittens or whatever. That shit aint cute.
MARU?!?! WTF?!?!?
Sandra Lee is a drunk slut hot mess fooling all the squares into thinking she's one of them! Paula Deen + Martha Stewart + booze = Sandra Lee = HOT SLUT!
I'm an animal lover & all, but geez already w/ the hot slut critters.
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sandra is sooooo boring. I call her show, "Watching drywall dry."
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Fucka doodle-do.
can i vote again(delete Miko, i guess LOL)? i didn't see Marus picture! MARUUUUUUUU my kittehs hero.
MARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TEAM MARU FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!! OH YEAH BABY, COME TO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!
maru acts like he is on crack coz he needs to get out more.
vote maru ....Pussy needs air
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
i cant believe all you haters. maru shall be hot slut of the decade, and you cant stop it.
why dont you go back to just jared, if you like dogs and two legged sluts so much?
ahahahahahhaahha!
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The McCanns Did It
as if there is any question.
what i want to know is how can anyone vote otherwise??
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The McCanns Did It
Sandra Lee hands down. Showing off a tablescape with a gin-and-tonic in one hand and wearing a freakin' tiara. There was once upon a time "Hot Slut" meant something. Michael K's friends need to do an intervention before (???) he turns into a cat lady.
Maru!!
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Team Maru forevah!
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"Bird season is over butt-horns." ~ Gary Busey in "Bulletproof"
MK has a total soft spot for these cute animals doesn't he? Hot Sluts of the month/year more often than not end up being fake or real animals...LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Maru is so adorable I want to marry his fat ass! What a CUTIE!!!! I love how he dives into boxes, that is just too much! AWWWWWWW! (I'm going cross-eyed!)
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK