But Does Harvey Approve?
Katie Price's road runner vagina moves fast. Bitch has only been separated from Peter Andre for a quick minute and she's already got herself a new regular piece. I'm not even mad at her. Dick is like oxygen to us sluts! A day without a dick is like a day without sunshine (or fake tan diarrhea in Katie's case).
Katie confirmed to OK! (via The Sun) that she's bumping bits with cage fighter Alex Reid. Yeah, he fights in cages for a living which is why his face looks like Harvey Price's personal trampoline. Only a face like that can truly handle Katie's labia lips.
Katie said, "Everyone I get photographed with at the moment I'm supposedly sleeping with! But I can confirm I'm seeing Alex Reid and no one else. I wasn't seeing him or texting him while I was with Pete. I didn't know him then - I've only been going to the fight school since the break-up. That's all I'm saying about him for now."
A few days ago, Katie and Hammer Face flew off to Spain together for a little frolicking and fucking. Hopefully, they also relaxed by soaking in a hot tub filled with bleach and OxiClean (Billy Mays Nevah Forget). Katie and Alex both looks like the almost rotten tangerine I found in the back of my fridge when I was moving. LAWD. Bitch, looking like an Oompa Loompa's dehydrated butt nugget is never cute.
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I just got back from London. This orange skinned bimbo is all over the tabloids. I have no idea why the UK is fascinated with her or her douchy boyfriend. I do have some respect for Peter Andre since he obviously loves his kids and is a dad to Harvey. She also ditched a book signing event last week claiming she was sick but yet the next day jetted off with her new boyfriend somewhere.
I sat in a pub with 2 american guys who were at the Mayfair hotel when this bimbo walked in this past weekend and she was in a cat fight in the bar with some chick.
It is obvious Peter is the better parent here. I feel sorry for him getting caught with her.
We are melting in the heat here in Spain and she's wearing Uggs? Now I know she's crazy.
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I wonder if he is still fighting because I doubt Katie is going to allow him to follow his training routine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r5IwtMDse4 Watch at 1:28 minutes in.
one word: orange
This bitch! As demure as her outfit is, she still looks like Wet Seal threw up on her. And that dude looks like Mickey Rourke and Nick Lachey's love child. Mess.
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Submitted by sofster101 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 7:44pm.
Did she forget to pour that tanning crap on her hands? Her hands are definitely a different color.
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HA! I missed that! Too funny.
In all seriousness, does she not look into the mirror? How could you think orange skin looks attractive? But I guess when you stand next to other orange people you look normal. *shrugs*
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Again...WHY are these people famous????
Dude's got teenage mutant ninja turtle toes!
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What kinda facial fuckery is THIS?!
Jordan is too hot to be traveling/traipsing/tricking around with this roadkill visage being photographed next to her night and day.
On the other hand, it makes her look that much better.
I am hoping this is her strategy, anyway.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 1:25am.
She needs a pink wig, because that outfit is totally Britneyesque. What do they call nasty white trash in England? Chavs right?
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Yup. That name suits her well.
On the main pic, the dude looks like he's got a bee caught up his backside.He's SO unattractive! Well, so is she. They go well together then...
She needs a pink wig, because that outfit is totally Britneyesque. What do they call nasty white trash in England? Chavs right?
Disgusting orange spray on tanner. Fake Teefs. Ridiculous bolt on watermelon fake titties. Lying about her "books" that she claims she's written. Total & complete attention whore.
Yup, that pretty much summarizes this twat...
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these people have scared me off of self tanner. Its a orangey shit color.. UGH.
Why are these two so "tan"?!!!
awww thier diarrhoea-smear tans match, how sweet.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Is this the UK version of Jenna Jamison and Tito (Baby Huey)??
She was obviously so in love with Pete....not. I don't know how that guy got suckered into being with her, but he seems genuinely nice. Hopefully, he gets that kids, even Harvey.
"Katie and Alex both looks like the almost rotten tangerine I found in the back of my fridge when I was moving. LAWD."
Dat be de truth.
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I guess he only cage fights after he's done selling ice cream?
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Submitted by sofster101 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 7:44pm.
Did she forget to pour that tanning crap on her hands? Her hands are definitely a different color.
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I guess enough $5 handjobs will just rub the pigment right off the skin. Why aren't her lips white as snow?
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a Cage fighter...that sounds...like a Porno actor thing to do. So I am sure most of his conversations begin or end with "Yeah I caged that m***f***".
Coma Caca!!
Did she forget to pour that tanning crap on her hands? Her hands are definitely a different color.
Ummm, no clue who he or she is but they're as dark as I am and I was born with my "tan". Using that much tanner should be illegal. His little man purse and sandals are cute though....
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She's supposedly traveling with the swine flu. I read that. She went tothe doc get something else looked at and they noticed she had symptoms, but she got on the plane outta there anyway.
From what I hear, you're too incapacitated to travel if you have it, so I kind of doubt it.
He has the face of an inbred chimpanzee. With MANDALS!
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EEEK! What's going on with the toes on his left foot? Has Orange Katie gnawed them off
*running away to vomit*
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They both look like retarded orange monkeys and deserve each other (laughing at his stupid flip-flops or, ah, are those SANDALS?!)!
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Looking at that face I bet Alex Reid *can't*.
The only thing that will reaffirm my faith in a just universe would be him dumping her and then immediately running off with Peter Andre. Seeing pics of their eventual civil union and honeymoon on the front of every UK tab may just be the cosmic turpentine to melt this ho into an orange puddle for good.
I thought that was megan fox with china town duck bronzer on
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"his face looks like Harvey Price's personal trampoline" LOL!
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he's a gay escort, isn't he?
Oh my ..cage fighter? He must have been a gladiator in a past life (rolls eyes)
He has the SAME flat boxers nose that J-Lo has.
As a mother I could not bear to spend as much time away from my own children as she seems to be doing. It's one thing to work, go on location then come home. A weekend away, etc. But she is never with the kids for long. I hope Peter A gets full custody. She's a dumb bitch, will be knocked up and or pregnant soon enough. Total bint.
I think he's only into her because she's dumb, has big fake tits and has taken a greater number of shots to the face.
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If Crayola ever made a crayon in that colour they'd call it 'Dirty'
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LOL! If it's modeled after her, it'll probably come in a separate box with an extra-strength condom and a penicilin shot.
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Dude looks worn out!
i really really do not guys that look that tanned. thats like someone rubbing mud all over ure face, please wash it off.
katie looks terrible with jet black hair and a tanned face. its just...gross.
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What were these two thinking? Looks like one shit and the other smeared it.
Jordan and Hammerface are still a couple of whores. Hammerface has a girlfriend and 2 kids he ditched for her.
Submitted by Pai-Jzu on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 4:58pm.
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Good post. I wish they would BOTH shut their pie holes--- there's kids involved.
If Crayola ever made a crayon in that colour they'd call it 'Dirty'.
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Over here in the UK we just can't get away from these two: Pete is being "dignified" and refusing to talk about the split in any detail, "because of the children", but threatened to take Jordan to court when she hinted on breakfast TV that he might have been unfaithful; and of course, his new single conveniently comes out in the next week or two...
Meanwhile Jordan seems to have totally incinerated the image that she worked so hard to create of the international businesswoman and devoted mother, and to have gone back to flashing her tits and dancing on tables while completely pished. She actually built up a big female fanbase over the past few years, talking about her kids and juggling work and family; and a lot of "her" products (lingerie, haircare, bedlinen [awful], plus her novels are aimed at the female market. Way to alienate your key customers, hon.
What's also interesting is how the UK tabloid press, and the gossip mags in particular, have turned on her. She was always a favourite of theirs - good for an outrageous quote, and, of course, prepared to talk about any element, no matter how intimate, of her life - but now they delight in running stories about her mental breakdowns and plastic surgery disasters. I mean, obviously the tabloid press has no loyalty, but the stories now are savage. (Not as savage as the comments about her here, of course...)
But it's worth remembering that she was seen as a total bimbo-slut in the first part of her career, and she rehabilitated her image in a pretty impressive way. Be interesting to see if she can do it again, once she gets her shit together.
I realise that most of the other DListers have no idea who she is, though...
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When oh when is this fad of the fake, bright orange skin gonna pass? Listen I'm all for a healthy alternative to baking yourself in the sun, a little bit of self tanner or bronzer can look nice but why pray tell, do all these whores think looking bright orange is hot? Was there a memo on how cool it is to look like a greasy carrot and I was out that day??
it look like his feet stanks...EWWWWW
I guess this confirms the guy she was with in Ibiza a few weeks ago was just a gay friend as we all suspected then and she wasn't fucking him...that is if you want to believe her, which I don't. This is one ugly looking whore...I think dlisted is the only blog that covers her shit...nobody in the US knows who this skank is and her "fame" in the UK is very questionable.
She looks fried
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 4:31pm.
That dude kind of reminded me of Jeff Delancey (Dustin Lance Black's ex), it would be funny if it really was him (apparently he pretends to be straight sometimes)
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Hasn't she faded into obscurity already? Her fake bake tan certainly hasn't.
that is one ugly-ass dude. damn.
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Fucka doodle-do.
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My bad..wrong post.
Ewww my cat just left a big puddle of diarrhea in her little box the same exact color as Katie's skin.
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