Candy Spelling Is Ready To Play Nice
Candy Spelling needs a shot of Lithium in her tongue, because she is bipolar as fuck. Last week, Candy sent off an open rant to TMZ about how Tori is a middle-aged reality TV whore blah blah blah oink blahz snort blahz. TMZ must have stopped returning her cries of crazy, because this week, she ran off to USA Today and had this message for her daughter: "I love you, and I always will." Candy, do not drag Dolly Parton into your mess!
Candy went on to yap that she wrote the letter to TMZ, because she didn't like how she was portrayed on Tori's reality show. Candy also said why she never talks to Tori, "My daughter doesn't like the telephone. She doesn't answer. I text her. I have left messages. I've looked for her at the trough. I've e-mailed her, and she doesn't respond." And she went on, "It could be years of disappointment. Maybe someday she'll get it. She's my daughter. I may not approve of everything she does, but I love her." And on..... "They (her grandchildren) are living a different life than my children lived as they grew up, and I wanted them to know some of how their mother grew up, and some of our wonderful memories."
Does Candy ever shut the dick up? Tori can't talk to her mother, because every time she opens her mouth to say something, Candy probably starts yammering on and on and on.... No wonder the Spellings had like a million rooms in their houses. It was so the entire family could escape Candy's constant yammering. Someone put an apple in her mouth already! LUAU
And why should Tori bother picking up the phone when she's going to read about it in Life & Style, the PennySaver, Craigslist, her fortune cookie etc... etc... etc.....
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I am starting to think that this is all so absurd & annoying already that it has to be intentional...I bet Candy & Tori are in on it together & its all about the publicity. They probably called each other & said something like look we know we hate each other, so lets make this work for us. Are they that clever & devious? I dont know much about them.
RUN TORI RUN!! Don't fall for anything anymore from this woman. No mom has the right to talk about her daughter the way Candy does. Candy and Ryan O'Neal should go find a planet together and shoot off in a rocket.
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ok- just have to say it is WEIRD that if Tori REALLY wanted to bond with her mom, as she keeps saying on her show, she would pick up the phone and make it happen. Watched the season ending of Tori and Dean last night (which I do enjoy) and at the end, she is saying, I am going to do it..(get in touch w/ mama) and than it shows her sitting at the computer and WRITING! Pick up the phone dammit. Tho I don't love wacky Candy, Tori seems to be playing the publicity angle alot.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:32am.
Elderly women such as herself should be more relaxed.
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I have heard death is the ultimate relaxation.
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Bottom-feeder.
Elderly women such as herself should be more relaxed. I hope that when I am 65 I am not so desperate for attention. Was she doing this as pr for her daughter's show? If not, she has some inbred cousins in Mississippi who would love to hear from her.
Is there any cyanide on that bathroom tile she's about to chomp down on (ihopeihopeihope)?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Like mother, like daughter.
Both of these pug-faced bitches can go stick their fugly in a trough.
I've heard enough!
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why can't she just STFU and DIE already? No wonder Tori turned out the way she did. Hell, I'll be bulimic, anorexie, annoying, sucidal, crazy, certifiable, fugly if I had such a poisionus lunatic of a ugly mother
Tori middle aged? Candi is senile and just as much an attention whore as Tori.
Tori is a manipulative slut as well as her mother...She learned it from her...
All this ol' bitch wants is some attention !
that is all a child wants is to hear is that you love them, now go tell Tori that face to face, Candy! and your grandchildren=)
STFU, bitch! Stuff your trap with that fatty-lookin' shit and step away from the computer!
Prove you're more than a hot fuck, Dean ... put this hot mess of a mother-in-law out of your misery.
I never thought I'd say this, but ... Team Tori.
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"the Pennysaver, Craigslist..."
LOL
She REALLY looks like Jean Smart in that pic.
Sorry, Jean!
I don't like the phone either. It's not just Tori!
And what kinda memories would your grandkids have had...the ones where there's a separate room for gift wrapping??
Holy Passive-Aggressive Batman!
Just shut your WHORE MOUTH CANDY!!! We don't care!!
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Her millions won't buy her ass ice water in Hell.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
So Candy's ready to play nice-nice because people didn't side with her. Maybe she sent one too many "I'm a victim" rants to TMZ. Plus, her statement reeks of passive-aggressive drama.
Now that Candy's pushing 100 and her face-lift is pushing 40, she finally realized that her only friends are the tabloids.
The Spellings are such trainwrecks...between Candy's bipolar b.s. and Tori's fugly bulimic body I'm not sure how this family won't explode before our virgin(?) eyes! Oh the humanity!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Is that a bar of soap she's about to stuff in her cake-hole. How fitting.
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I can't believe I'm going to say this, but suddenly, I have a lot more respect for Tori Spelling.
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IT'S SHARK WEEK!!! yeaaaaaaaaa
what an odd looking woman
what is she eating? like a half a pack of craft american cheese at once?
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Once a fame-whore parent, always a fame-whore parent.
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Nice passive aggressive dig "Her kids aren't growing up like mine did.." Knowingher it's a way to say "they live in squalor compared to the opulence I was able to provide as a mom.."
Why didn't Tori have fun with this TMZ letter ma sent? A rebuttal from Tori could start " To the septuagenarian who is sitting alone in her 20 bedroom mansion writing letters to tabloids.."
Maybe Tori is half sane after all - do not feed the trolls/insane toxic mothers looking for press..
Does Candy or Tori talk to the son? Where is he in all this mess?
she makes me feel like such a good mom.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
"I want her kids to see how she was raised..."
Just take them to the nearest nut hatch and let the craziest bitch in the place keep 'em for a day!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Her hairline fascinates me. It's like the 8th wonder of the world. She's rich as hell...I wonder why she doesn't go to a plastic surgeon and have it brought down a couple (thousand) inches.
Pitiful old bat...
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This should be tagged with the "It's Not Easy Being a Cunt" designation. Clearly, Candy is a crazy cunt.
Alliteration! YAY!
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hmm
honestly didn't read the whole post
who cares about this old fuck? is she eating an old super nintendo cartridge?
Candy has shown that Tori is perfectly justified in cutting her cunty ass out of her life and the lives of her children. Wonder how the brother manages to deal with psycho mom.
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I am not a pussy.
Candy looks like an idiot and Tori's got class for not responding to her.
Wasn't she blaming Tori for her 89 year old father's death like, last week? Bitch just wants to reconcile because she realizes that she's totally alone in the world and that even her employees hate her.
lol hooray for candy =]
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