That's One Way Of Handling It
If you're ever feeling brave enough to ask Method Man for an autograph, you better strap a bullet-proof vest over your chest, pray to the Three Wolf Moon and have your best running shoes on, because you may get shot at. TMZ says that a woman in Houston is suing Method Man for shooting her with an air gun when she asked him for an autograph after a show in November 2008. LOL.
Mary Anderson said that after she tried to get Method Man to sign something for her, he whipped out an air gun and started firing pellets. Mary says she was hit around six times. Okay, I've never been shot with an air gun, but I'm guessing it hurts more than when the dick misses the hole. That means it hurts A LOT. And Mary, if someone keeps shooting at your ass, that's your cue to ruuuuuuuuun.
(Read this in a Jackee Harry voice, because it's the only way) Maaaary is suing for money. Of course.
Isn't Method Man a stoner of epic proportions? Shouldn't he be hugging on everyone and asking them if they are carrying any Fritos on their persons? Dude must have had the wrong stuff in his bong.
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OMG you guys, you gotta watch this fucking ridiculous, Im hoping he is not serious and will not be seeking a record contract, but who knows with all the shit music out there today, I dont doubt he will get a record deal. It's beyond insane, and did make me LMFAO in a stupid corny way....YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS ASSHOLE!!!
PUHLEEZE, If anything it will put a smile on your face, which we always need.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90G3ThlP-e8
Micheal K., you are truly hilarious (to be said in Jackee's voice as well).
What kind of rapper uses an air gun? Was it at least a chrome air gun? Did his posse have bows and arrows, too?
So when I was about 11, I was shot in the neck by an air gun. No joke. By a sick little neighbor boy who shot at a group of us girls who were standing across the street fighting with this boy and a couple of his friends. It didn't hurt THAT much - I felt like I had been stung by a bee - but it bled A LOT and they're really dangerous because the shape of the bullet causes it to wedge itself further and further into flesh. So I had to try to hold this thing that was lodged in my neck at the surface while walking home with my friends to tell my mom what happened (needless to say, she almost keeled over when she saw me bleeding profusely and we told her I had been shot).
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Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:22am.
Meth has been my longest running crush. I would do such naughty bad things to him. Ummmmmm.
WORD! Mef is hot. 'Memba that TV show he had for a minute, "Method & Red"? It was good! (not great)
Meth has been my longest running crush. I would do such naughty bad things to him. Ummmmmm.
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OK, hometrick needs to simmer down.
She lives in Houston, after all.
Dodging bullets there is an everyday occurrence.
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Why would anyone want his autograph? I don't think he's been hot since "How High" came out and even then I'm not so sure.
his grill's scarier than richard kiel's from the bond film
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not digging the gold grill, but at one time, i did have a huge crush on method man...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Wu motherfucking what?. I don't favor rap so I still have no clue who this ghetto turd is. I fancy my ears to better music than rap. :)
How come this dung has fans? It's still a mystery to me, but there you go.
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Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
oh Meth, you zo caahrrazzzy.
"You Embarrass Me. You embarrass YOURSELF"- Terrance Howard , "Crash"
"God is TIRED of you" - Bill Cosby.
Meth is a ridiculously dope rapper, had the pleasure of meeting both him and Redman in November and they were chill as fuck. Why did this bitch wait 9 months to report something? Honestly can't see him pulling some stupid shit like this cuz hes known to be mad cool to his fans. And to all you degenerates who live in a cave stop comparing Meth to other rappers, Wu tang and Meth are 2 of the hottest things to ever grace the hip hop game with their presence. This is no Lil Wayne, Kanye West bullshit.
'Hey you get off my cloud you dont know me and you dont know my style!!!' method man
MMMAAAARRRYYY!!!
Omfg u are hysterical!!!! Can u imagine getting shot at for an autograph.. That shit sounds too funny.. lol
"I got myself a forty I got, myself a shorty and I'm about to go and stick it yes I'm about to go and stick it..." - Method Man
I heart Wu-Tang but even my ballsy little ass wouldn't approach one of them for something. I'm sure they're always blazed out of their skulls and up to hood rat shit 24/7.
Gah, look at that grill! I wouldn't want to be sitting across the table from him when he's eating pizza. yech!
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Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 7:11pm.
Hahahaha! Exactly.
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck wit!
C'mon, it ain't as if they didn't warn you...
they do fucking hurt and they leave welts
save a heart, break a penis.
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I'm sure he'll say there's method to his madness.
:P
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This turd played a show in my town about 5 years ago when I was just out of high school. Me and my friends went to meet at Taco Bell after when Method Man and Red Man's tour bus showed up (I guess they were hungry too). My friends went over to ask for autographs or just say hi and 3 dudes from his entourage came out, pushed my friends, and threatened to fight them if they didn't leave. Ever since I've always thought he was a douche.
A better question is who the fuck asks Method Man for an autograph? He's smoked so many doobies that he probably can't even remember how to hold a pen.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 5:58pm.
i admit i've never heard anything from this guy, but i have to say... he looks like quite the intellectual
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LOL he does, doesn't he.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 6:24pm.
Who the fuck is this ridiculous piece of ghetto rotten meat?. I assume by his ludicrous accessories and stupid name, he's a rapper of sorts?.
Shit! and I thought clowns had the most ridiculous outfits ever.
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You really don't know who Method Man is? From Wu Tang Clan, one of the best Rap groups ever?!?
Anyways, he was pretty hot back in the day though...Now not so much.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 6:24pm.
Jaysus. You move to Houston and shoot someone with an air gun. Big fucking deal.
I did that last week at Kroger's.
LOL
heh heh- he had some bad bad shit in his bong.
Jaysus. You move to Houston and shoot someone with an air gun. Big fucking deal.
I did that last week at Kroger's.
Who the fuck is this ridiculous piece of ghetto rotten meat?. I assume by his ludicrous accessories and stupid name, he's a rapper of sorts?.
Shit! and I thought clowns had the most ridiculous outfits ever.
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Sounds like he might have sprinkled a little coke additive in his blunt for a quick post-show pick me up.
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I think Method Man stopped being relevant in 2001.
I wonder why on earth anyone would wait 9 months to report this..Hhhmmmm
What a fucking ASSHOLE. I hope she earns some mad cash for enduring this. Don't these fuckers realize it's their FANS who pay their fucking bills?!
That said, who the hell wants an autograph from Method Man? That idiot sucks.
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i admit i've never heard anything from this guy, but i have to say... he looks like quite the intellectual
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Wow, he's gross-looking.
If it's true that he did this, the guy should be locked up and evaluated.
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Let me see if I understand this situation ...
1. MethodMan wants to be an entertainer.
2. Entertainers need a fan base to support them.
3. Shooting a fan will increase one's popularity.
4. Something isn't right here. Oh, must be #3.
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