Tuesday, August 4th 2009
La Toya Jackson Knows How To Dress
Right before his death Michael Jackson was working on a clothing line with of all people, clothier to douchebags Christian Audigier. Last night, La Toya Jackson took a break from getting to the bottom of EVERYTHING to have dinner with Christian at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Does this mean that a La Toya Jackson clothing line is upon us?! REJOICE! Just from peeping at La Toya's elegant ensemble, I know shis is good news. The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees.
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She scares the bejeezus outta me. (nightmares are made of this stuff)
So sick of Ed Hardey, Christian and everything pertaining to this "holier than thou asshole"...I wore Ed Hardy stuff when it first surfaced in 2003. Since then I will not go near it. And stupid me paid 115.00 for a stupid fucking hoodie, but back then, that was the shit. Today there are so many bootlegs, you dont know what the hell you are buying. Marshall's sells the T-shirts for 20 bucks. I dont doubt lil chinese kids in 150degrees are turning this shit out infinity.
Well put MK:
"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."
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She looks GORGEOUS and you can't STAND it!
The Universal Love of La Toya forever!
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Did latoya have a baby that we dont know about?What's with the line going down her belly, I thought you only get that from being pregnant.Hmmm
If these two got married their kids would all look like miniature jocelyn wildensteins
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:53am.
I wonder if she's jealous of Fergie who didn't need a lot of plastic surgery to get this look...
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why couldn't she have died instead? yes, that's mean but i don't care.
I wonder if she's jealous of Fergie who didn't need a lot of plastic surgery to get this look....
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Why are all the Jacksons stuck in the 80's?
Janet's the worse.
The sad thing is acid wash jeans are gonna come back and they'll look like trend setters!
@Miss Thang-- LaToya's skin got lighter in the Eighties:
http://www.celebrity-pics.net/2007/03/19/latoya-jackson-before-and-after...
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site""""""""""WealthyCupid .com"""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.Is she single again now?looooooooooool
She is so her father's daughter.
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I know one thing, if she doesn't quit using, she'll be joining her brother soon, you can tell by her eyes she's wasted in these photos, I'd bet a dollar to a doughnut
Miss Thang-thanks for those links. Don't remember much about her but she was pretty before she got on the surgery roller coaster. I do remember him having a lighter complexion as he hit puberty-people want to argue about it but that pic is proof.
Why is LaToya always criminally dressed as though she just escaped a petting zoo AS the featured animal, and then immediately ran to an Las Vegas revue of Siegfried & Roy...and got attacked by the animals on stage?
*shakes head*
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@ Miss Thang
Checked out the link you posted with Latoya, she was sooo pretty naturally, wth! And don't even get me started with MJ he was fiiiine as hell! This family is all kinds of crazy sheesh
The House of Dereon must be quaking in its lynx-pelt-patterned gold lamé pants.
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Bottom-feeder.
Toya has always been very fair skinned:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2009/5/1/A4179078-E22A-AABA-1CA2EFC...
http://www.thesoulofamsterdam.com/Snapshots/la-toya-jackson-privat-photo...
But she's still a crazy bitch who fucked up her nose.
She's got one thing going for her, being older than Madonna while having an attractive body. That is, at least Toya looks like a female. But with the chronic Jackson Facial Surgery Syndrome gone awry, she needs a new head.
Clearly the wrong Jackson left us. Cannot stand this famewhore!
she's def had work and buttox
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
good question. does that disease that michael had run in families?
what happens if you bleach your whole body (and you don't have that disease). i'm ignorant, but it seems like that would be bad for you.
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:51pm.
Everyone is talking about her nose, but tell me, does she have a belly button?
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Don't know nothing about nothing regarding her belly button...
But -
Did LaToya get bleached ala MJ? How the hell did she get a soft WHITE underbelly?
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Everyone is talking about her nose, but tell me, does she have a belly button?
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:16pm.
The nose has a really good agent.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:04pm.
LMAO I heard the whole family got matching noses after they took a gander at Michael's new one. I just... don't get it.
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My best guess is that they have a warped sense that Barbie's nose is the "perfect" nose. I can see someone of LaToya's generation playing with Barbie and thinking THAT is the way one looks to be "pretty," ick and sad. A'ight good night, had a long but productive day <3e
TV. but why THAT ONE? They really think it's cute? Triangle nostrils?! Jesus...
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Secret MJ phone conversations:
Parts 1-3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifEcedw63CY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y-eougm-uI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0bH_J9kDs
Enjoy!
MK - How dare you compare this *loss for words* with Reno Strippers. Reno Strippers have more
class/tact/compassion in one of their lucite heels than this...person...
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:09pm.
I think there's just one nose, and they each take turns using it.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:04pm.
LMAO I heard the whole family got matching noses after they took a gander at Michael's new one. I just... don't get it.
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Secret MJ phone conversations:
Parts 1-3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifEcedw63CY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y-eougm-uI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0bH_J9kDs
Enjoy!
gods her nose is so teenytinydisturbing VILE...Something about its unique disproportion to her face in particular makes it even more unnatural looking than MJ's nose.
You NEVER saw LaToya before he died.....WTF relevance does this bitch have now? Pretty soon, she'll start telling everyone she's the Official Reincarnation of MJ herself.
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... : "In a few years time Letoya is also probably going to be wearing a mask. These doctors that work on them are unscrupulous though."
I think they said on Nancy Grace that Michael was still having surgeries to "fix" what previous surgeries did. It's STILL rearranging your face, even if you call it "fixing", duh.
Submitted by putsomestankonit: "I think she only met up with him because she was having a not feeling so fresh day."
AH HA HA HA HA!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 8:16pm.
It's a shame MJ never got to complete his clothing line, now I'll look like a fool when I'm the only one dressed as an 18th century British soldier that fell into a vat of glitter while smeared with maple syrup and wearing a surgical mask.
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OMG that's perfect. plz marry me
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Secret MJ phone conversations:
Parts 1-3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifEcedw63CY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y-eougm-uI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0bH_J9kDs
Enjoy!
"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees."
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Where do you come up with this shit, MK?
I am speechless.
Seriously!
I wonder how big her dick is when it's erect?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:32pm.
She looks like a tranny hairball George Michael threw up in 1990.
La Annoya could be Rick James for halloween.
OMG I HAD AN EPIPHANY! If she wore the 3 wolf shirt instead of that gold shit, she would achieve utter perfection. Like radiating class and style magic. I am ordering my 3 wolf moon shirt right now.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
She looks like a tranny hairball George Michael threw up in 1990.
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Argghhh why can't she join MJ !
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:26pm.
Again with the shots at your mother in law??
Hi Socky!!!!!
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:24pm.
Sadly she and her fashion advisors/people/handlers etc. think this is oh so hot. ICK.
Um..okay, I dunno about the rest of you bitches, but La Whore-ya sure looks a lot like this monster..
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/black-lagoon-headknocker.jpg
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
La Toya is almost 60. Is she planning on dressing this way forever?
UM, I brought jeans almost identical to that last week. I am in love with them they are so frickin hot! In fact I love her pants, shoes, hair, bag acessories, everthing except that shirt, that is seriously her only failing. I just need to grow my hair longer and get implants so I can look just like her and be truly happy!
Christian Audigier is a douche, she should stay away, she looks trampy-style hot (i dont know how else to describe it) and he will just make her look like a twat, there's a HUGE difference.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Aka boynton beach club chic.
She's got some hair on that tummy......