Gerard Butler Is Giving All Of This Up
Kelly Bensimon is here (*lifts up hand above head*) and Gerard Butler is across the fucking room, because he's trying to avoid her at all costs! Gatecrasher says Gerard, who was probably mixing his booze types that night, flirted with The Real Housewives of NYC's Kelly Bensimon at a party last June. Kelly thought she was going to get a piece of The Butler, because they exchanged numbers and everything. Well, Gerry never called. Cut to last week....
Gerry and Kelly were once again at the same party. A nosy ho said that while Gerry was laying his best moves down on Rose Byrne from Damages, Kelly tried to block him from the punani. The witness said, "Kelly blocked Gerard from speaking to Rose and was flirting up a storm - but he couldn't have seemed less interested."
Manwhore Gerry has admitted that he's a lover of chichis, so my guess is that he didn't know what to make of Kelly, because he couldn't locate her damn titties! Seriously, you need a compass and a prayer to find those things. One is heading for the vacation spot called her LOWER BACK and the other one seems to be stuck in her armit. Gerry got confused, because he didn't know if that was a fake breast or if her armpit burped.
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She's one rough looking broad.
In the time since they exchanged numbers he probably saw the episode where Kelly said having arthritis was "cute".
Apparently this manwhore has *some* scruples!
f-ed up fake boobs or be grateful for what you have? hmmm, hard decision here.
I FINALLY watched the first and second season of this show almost at once.
I did not want Kelly to come back for the next season at all, but it looks like Bravo could not pass up on the chance to have her over again, seeing how she, somehow, manages to stay in the spotlight.
I have no idea who Butler really is. I know the name for sure, but can't even put a face to it. He's, however, an accomplished romcom actor, right?
Guess Bravo must be loving all this then. Kelly's only offer to the table has been already fulfilled, especially if Butler's snub was caught on camera for season 3·
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Chungking - Stay Up Forever
Ohhhhhhh how I hate Kelly with every fiber of my being, I wish she runs one day to an appt. in Manhattan and doesnt see the M3 or M4 coming her way and the "CRASSHHH"
Snowpiece - HA. Ur rite.
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Resistance is Futile!
Ha-ha! Runny fried egg titties = fail. Gerry likes titties? He needs to come 'round my town..."believe me sweetie I got enough to feed the needy!"
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
can't stand kelly...she's a rough looking thing...gerard just scored some points for avoiding this used up thing...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
The only reason Kelly gets a bit of a high-five from me is that I read in some tabloid that she dissed that ugly mean girl Dina from RHONJ. Kelly is still gross and stupid, and I can see her doing that mean girl thing of standing in front of another woman as if she doesn't exist so that she (Kelly) can flirt with a man. Girl's girl, my ass. She's hardlooking, overtanned, and desperate.
Oh, good day to everyone.
who does she think she is? Elizabeth Hurley? No wonder Gerry did nto want anything to do with her...her mug is fug and looks dirty...her tits are so weird and that disaster of an ill-fitting dress is not helping the situation.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:11am.
BorgQueen I guess even a Discountess is better than a trashy princess
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Ahahaaa! that's priceless!
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If he loves the chichis, how is he supposed to motorboat those?
What the hell happened to her tits? Thats awful. Poor ghastly thing.
BorgQueen I guess even a Discountess is better than a trashy princess
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Never understood the stretched titty look.
"Oh how sexy, a big bare chest bone" ?
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Her chest looks like she's laying on her back
Her words sounds like she's lying thru her teeth
She is truly an idiot. Lets talk about the COuntess and her ex reuniting.
http://www.zimbio.com/LuAnn+de+Lesseps/articles/I_E4OEuo8HA/Real+Housewi...
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Resistance is Futile!
REFUND GAP!
On top of it all, she doesn't even seem like a nice person
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." ~ MK
I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
uh, like he'd want this dried out trick.
yeah right.
he's back in L.A. hitting on twenty year old surfer chicks.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I am not really a Gerard fan, but c'mon he can do better than her & her creepy boobs. Her face looks like it was possibly attractive at one point, but now its all harsh & beat looking. Rose Byrne is gorgeous...I can see why he would want to spend time with her instead of this haggard weirdo.
She and her walleyed tittays need to get over themselves.
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and a big KADOOOZE to GB!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
She-man with migrating moobs.
Totally hideous.
And I thought Tori the Hutt had the worst boob job in Hollywood. Yikes!
When you can trace a precise circle around the silicone sack with your eyeballs, it is not a good boob job.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Michael K was right, "Girlfriend, please".
He's out of your league. Don't overstretch it like you did your tits, honey.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Honestly, she doesn't look that bad to me - not even her tits. But the photo - really bad.
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So she's got sort of a pretty face, but those tits! Good lord, that's one of the worst boob jobs ever!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
She reminds me of Sienna Miller.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Guess Gerard's a high class 'ho, with some standards with regards to the hoochies he bones.....
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You got that?!
This woman "works" in fashion and claims to be an expert on fashion accessories - FinLOL! Forget the accessories and the lack of support - get a load of that frock! What the hell is it besides a left over rag from her home ec project 35 years ago? She is a mess.
Oh, Gerard, Gerard. Use all your moves on me. I'll even play hard to get if that turns you on.
Imagonna put this here again, even though I posted it in OP the other day. Worth repeated viewing!!!
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/08/gerard-butler-does-weather.htm...
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Snowpiece-Scrolls!? That is so cute! I am in charge of the "scrolls" every Thanksgiving. Making and eating them.
You are not good enough for my Butler, now fuck off Scagallywag!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Hasn't this bitch been known to lay a beat-down on her beau's? I'd be scared too.
Not even male sluts want this piece of plastic trash. Now that's saying something.
race: LOL my niece calls them "scrolls"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Her face is pretty.
Snowpiece- Aren't those damned things delish?
She obviously thought so, swollowing it whole and all!
Her tits are sliding into obscurity.
But speaking of obscurity - who's this bish again?
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Bottom-feeder.
LOL Racey..mmmmmm. now I want a damn cresent roll!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
The busted chest bone look is so last year.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
I can see what she ate for dinner, a Pillsbury Crescent Roll. Too bad it didn't digest and got caught at teh top of her chest.
rejected, get use to it Kell, you are not 18 any more :)
Bitch needs to hit the tire shop and get her sweater puppets aligned.
She sounds like an amateur cock blocker. FAIL.