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After SamRo finished having lunch with some of her friends yesterday, she shuffled on over to the parking and who did she run into?! Why it was none-other-than Stalker McStalky herself, HoHan!
Yup, she was just happened to be sitting in her car with The Police's "Every Breath You Take" blasting from her stereo, a pair of binoculars lying in her lap, a wig on her head, a pair of sunglasses on her face and a trench coat over her shoulders. Oh, you know HoHan just likes to spend her afternoons sitting in random parking lots for fun.
The two exchanged a few words and then SamRo rushed off to the nearest police station/tattoo parlor to get a restraining order permanently inked on her forehead. And later in the day, HoHan knew some shit was up so she busted into LAX with The Curious Case of Ali Lohan and the two got out of town! The end.
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Where's the fun DListed post showing Annabelle Jones cuddled up to Lindsay at SamRo's birthday celebrations in Chicago???
Sam had fishcake for her birthday! No need to decorate as she could most likely use herp sores to spell out "Happy Birthday, I Loooove You" using connect the dots.
Or was it a Red Velvet cake? White on the outside, bright red in... EWWW.
I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
cadebra1961:
my old osterizer had 14 speeds and two settings- 28 speeds in all.
great example of american ingenuity and overkill - why? i asked, every time i frapp'd a banana, why?
SamRo is disgusting to me. I dont really even find her the least bit attractive in any way.
is the restaurant called "perma high" ?
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as www.Rich Search ing.C o M
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and successful people.
Sam Ro and the Curious Case of Ali Lohan both terrify the bejeesus out of me.
Particularly Ali. I mean, wtf?
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Strawberry Snortcake's gon ignunt!
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sam is hot. i love her haha
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:38pm.
I fucking HATE that Ronson looks hospice but somehow still makes my nethers stir uncomfortably. She could be a very pretty kind of butch lesbian if she'd put on about 15 pounds and lost 95 pounds of dead weight that calls itself a serious ACK-tress.
@ ISMU how you doing?
LOL @ Sam Ro lookin' hospice- she DO look like the walking dead, don't she? I'm waiting for her to attack the paps while moaning "braaaainsssss"
How is Lohan driving a Mercedes, and not dancing under the name Mercedes at the tittybar across from the airport?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
How long did she wait for her drug dealer to come out and it's not even 5am.
Yawn. Hohan is such a needy bitch.
SamRo needs to show off her sexy bod...c'mon dude, throw on a string bikini & show us your tittays, girl!!
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:32pm.
Lilo is the new Knight Rider. Her car is named KLIT and it has a clam and meth tracking device. She never knows if she's going to end up stalking SamRo or Fergie, but solving the mystery is half the fun.
LOL !!! "KLIT" *falls off chair*
Hey Deb, the Osterizer was a blender of some sort, was it not? I personally own a Procter-Silex. With 8 speeds, no less!!
p.s. love the Bowie <3
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Cheers, cadebra! Figures a "vintage" woman like myself would know what an Osterizer is!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:18pm.
SamRo must have a tongue like an Osterizer.
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BWAHAHAHA!!! That's the best comment I've heard all nite, about ANYTHINGY! Thanks Deb, I Heart U
And as far as Slohan goes, bitch needs to go on some major anti-psychotic meds, STAT! Seriously, bitch has the craazees big time. Paging Dr. Freud...
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SamRo, you are not Shane from the L Word.
SamRo must have a tongue like an Osterizer.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hear the sound of a raging fauxmosexual furiously speed dialing Sammy-Boy in a drunken rage.
Snideychick sez:
Why can't these dumb skanks dress properly? The starving ano look needs to be well dressed (a la Posh) not looking like an angry homeless teenager.
GET SOME CLASS OR AT LEAST A DECENT STYLIST!
Yeah, I know I'm asking the impossible....
With each passing day, I wonder if Samantha will do a Chaz slap-and-paste to become Samuel?
Bitch could do a cage fight without getting a scratch judging by that first scary thumbnail.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 5:26pm.
Since the post itself is too ridiculous to bear...
Richiegay, what's up with your signature? I don't get it. Is there a mystery surrounding long lost Gabor kids? It totally boggles my mind. Sorry, I have been wanting to ask for a while now.
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Zsa Zsa was the only sister to bear a child. According to her 1991 autobiography One Lifetime Is Not Enough, her pregnancy resulted from being raped by then-husband Conrad Hilton.[4] Her only paternal child is daughter
just a Wikipedia blurb I liked, I though it was funny that Zsa Zsa had the nerve to claim she was raped by Baron Hilton. Aka Looney Toons skank women Ala Parisite
But she had the nerve to call herself Princess for reals so she is off the charts as Hollywood shanks go, you should read up she is a singular sensation.
I lined a hundred men against the wall I bet a hundred bucks I could bang them all...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_Barth
Belle Barth
I will stop now.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:11pm.
eeewwweee - Look at Ali's armpit flab/bad boob job flab in thumbnail 10. GROSS.
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indeed.
not nice tits if i do say so myself.
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eeewwweee - Look at Ali's armpit flab/bad boob job flab in thumbnail 10. GROSS.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
Um, Lindsey, I think your dealer just passed by. Hurry, he's waiting for you.
Uck...mcdonalds does not sound good right now!
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one bright day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back, they faced each other
took out their swords and shot one another
Yeah, I think Impossible is correct. If you compare the photos, the girl in the car looks to be wearing the same sunglasses as the girl sitting at the table.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:19pm.
why is it all these twats we see on here always carry around a big ass purse while holding a bunch of shit in their hands? doesn't that defeat the purpuse of having a big ass purse?
Why can't bitches put their phones in their purses?
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I have to admit . . . I do this shit. Its because I live in London and walk/take the bus everywhere so I'm always wearing my ipod (and flipping through it). But, if I'm wearing my ipod, I cant hear my phone in my big cavernous ass bag, so I end up walking around with an ipod and phone in my hand. Yeah, it looks dumb but I get why ppl do it.
@ impossible - cool!
that makes this story even more interesting!!
blo won't like the competition. heeheheehe
@ freebird - mrorw ffft
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@Whatever: I wish. However 1) Lindsay doesn't drive 2) When Lindsay did have a Mercedes, it was a more expensive model 3) Her hair is much blonder 4) More importantly, there are videos showing her arriving at LAX and flying to Texas a good few hours before these shots were taken.
Oh yeah. I guess Ima go shower. this is what these people do. They look like they smell. biab.
Coma Caca!!
MK~ wouldn't that be "Stalky McStalker-sohn"?
and of course~ "Methy McMetherton"....;D
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Submitted by Impossible on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 5:25pm.
Um, guess what idiots... that's NOT Lindsay. The chick in the car is the same blonde woman sitting at the table who again, is NOT Lindsay. Lindsay was on her way to Texas to shoot a movie a few hours before these shots were even taken.
Not that you guys care about minor details like the truth. Too busy trying to further your stalking agenda.
Um, guess what Lindsay it is you! Get a life.
Since the post itself is too ridiculous to bear...
Richiegay, what's up with your signature? I don't get it. Is there a mystery surrounding long lost Gabor kids? It totally boggles my mind. Sorry, I have been wanting to ask for a while now.
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Normally, when a stupid ho is not respecting my top, I challenge the bottom bitch to a dance off. - MK 7/31/09
No wonder Sam always dumps lindsay. Stalkers are scary.
Um, guess what idiots... that's NOT Lindsay. The chick in the car is the same blonde woman sitting at the table who again, is NOT Lindsay. Lindsay was on her way to Texas to shoot a movie a few hours before these shots were even taken.
Not that you guys care about minor details like the truth. Too busy trying to further your stalking agenda.
At first glance, and based on photo #4 I thought this was a Johnny Knoxville post,,, lol
Zsa Zsa was the only sister to bear a child. According to her 1991 autobiography One Lifetime Is Not Enough, her pregnancy resulted from being raped by then-husband Conrad Hilton.[4] Her only paternal child is daughter
SamRo needs to get a restraining order on this bitch. Her deseration is taking over. With how crazy she has been acting lately and her "habit" she's going to flip her weave and gohomicide suicide.
why in hell is hohan wearing a glad bag?
Hey TITS! Is that our new Hot Slut Maru in your avie? What a cute kittttteeeehhhh!
OT: Lilo likes Klitteeees.
VLL,
I feel your pain.
In the main picture, they're both smiling.
I wish that Lohan would get a real job and quit being so damned annoying.
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:32pm.
Lilo is the new Knight Rider. Her car is named KLIT and it has a clam and meth tracking device. She never knows if she's going to end up stalking SamRo or Fergie, but solving the mystery is half the fun.
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you funnee puzzy.
and... they fight crime! http://www.theyfightcrime.org/
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Lindsay look a mess.
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:19pm.
why is it all these twats we see on here always carry around a big ass purse while holding a bunch of shit in their hands? doesn't that defeat the purpuse of having a big ass purse?
Why can't bitches put their phones in their purses?
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Totally agree!! Brittany was the same way when she was really f-ed up- always carrying a ton of junk in her hands.
I don't think SamRo is an ano. JMO, she more like chasing the dragon.
This actually depresses me. I do not want to feel pity for Blohan.