Wednesday, August 5th 2009

Miley's Fiance (In His Head) Was Busted Again

Pedobear's partner in creepiness, Mark McLeod, was arrested again for stalking Miley Cyrus on the set of her movie in Georgia. This is the same skeezemeister who claimed he was going to make Miley his child bride and he knew they were meant to be together, because she sent him several "secret messages" through the TV screen.

When Mark was arrested for the first time in June, the cops told him to stay away from Miley. Mark didn't listen and he was caught hanging around the set yesterday. TMZ says the cops got a warrant and slipped his wrists into a pair of handcuffs. Mark even admitted that he was there to get closer Miley. He's currently marinating his nastiness in a jail cell.

You know, this dude needs an abuelita in his life. An abuelita who will beat out those "secret messages" in his head by whooping him with a switch and slapping him in the mouth with her chanklita. Dude will be begging the police to lock his ass up after a few hours in abuelita's cage of death. In a death match with abuelita, he won't even be able to get one hit in. That's the truth. And that's what what he needs.

After he rumbles with abuelita, they should send him to THE FARM.

Posted by: Michael K


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CAINandABEL's picture

Scary...this could turn into another Rebecca Sheaffer or Jody foster situation...obviously restraining orders and short-term arrests are not going to be enough.

gia's picture

If she was 18 I would say let him have her...Then again he seems like he could be the type who would accidently kill her while raping her & then cannibalize her.
Ewww...I just disturbed myself.

This f*cker is going to end up killing someone if they don't keep him locked up.

Freak Speely's picture

Boy, I hope those two end up together.

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single044's picture

Hey,all

google RichSearching

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Submitted by D2 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:13pm.

This guy obviously has schizophrenia. He needs to be in a mental hospital asap.

That is exactly what I was going to say..
and I'll add that he needs his medications increased!!

So does that obnoxious girl from the Progressive Ads, too..except she needs to take way too many of her meds!
I can't stand her...

TheBreakdown's picture

Maybe he's trying to really reach Billy Ray and let him know to keep his hands off his woman!

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kiwikim's picture

Prostitot has been humping this dude all night long. She's lying to the court. He's got the picture on his mobile phone to prove it.
Miley loves dudes like this. Reminds her of daddy. Same brown eyes and long wild hair.

LuLu Fitz's picture

Do the world a favor and just shoot this guy already.

karen's picture

My computer just tells me to stay close, and avoid doing anything productive. .... man, i totally feel that way sometimes!!!lol....

also, i think it is the girl you hate the one who looks all retro with heavy make up, cheesy hair and eyebrows, and talks about her "big nametag" or something like that? she gives me the creeps.

mike's picture

Submitted by BagHead on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:45pm.

Crazy White Trash. Enough Said.

and what about Mr. McLeod?

Auntie Mame's picture

Dude needs a nice lukewarm bowl of Grape NUTS and a comfy padded room.

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BagHead's picture

Crazy White Trash. Enough Said.

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surelly's picture

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HellaciousB's picture

MK, you send me secret messages through this blog, so what's the problem?

cadebra1961's picture

This freeeak looks more psychopatic than Charlie Manson, I swear to God. But then again, it could be more of the Vodka & full moon talking. But what the funk do I know?
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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:27pm.
I'm glad they caught the guy, but damn - he couldn't find anybody better to stalk than Miley Inbred Cyrus?

LMAO! He looks like her inbred uncle.

DeeDee's picture

Hahahaha MK! Just like my abuela, although she favored the flyswatter as her enforcer.

An abuelita who will beat out those "secret messages" in his head by whooping him with a switch and slapping him in the mouth with her chanklita.

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Race Bannon's picture

I thought that was Gary Cole for a minute.

Green Is Good's picture

Blohan and this guy should get together and compare notes on effective stalking techniques.

Hekki's picture

People like this scare me more than anything. They can't be reasoned with or cured. The only thing to do is put them down like a horse with a broken leg.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by mike: "Apropos of nothing, I HATE that chick in the Progressive Insurance ads."

As I was reading this - and nodding my head in agreement - that commercial came on.

bommie's picture

Miley is sending everybody not so secret messages; "i portray a slut, treat me as one"

However this guy should be put away for life before he hurts some 12 y.o. Miley wannabe

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Myley did give him the eyes and the tongue sticking, licking out, can u blame him for stalking her? She's fucking and sucking already u can't blame for longing to be with her.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

killerswan's picture

All joking aside, this guy seems dangerous. I hope they keep him locked up. I don't like Miley but I sure don't want to read about her murder at the hands of this sicko.

mike's picture

Apropos of nothing, I HATE that chick in the Progressive Insurance ads.

Albatross's picture

I'm glad they caught the guy, but damn - he couldn't find anybody better to stalk than Miley Inbred Cyrus?

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madam s.'s picture

Ugh mike,

My computer does that to me too. That is truly it's most evil angle.

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:22pm.
anyone know why my miley gif ain't working? she licks da' spoon!

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Stock Broker's picture

Provolone ~ not a clue. If you can figure it out let me know. I have a very cool avie of TommyGirl killing Orpah but I can't get the .gif to upload the animation.

On Topic: if Nick Nolte and White Orprah were ever to screw...this is what would result from that unholy union.

Chirio's picture

He looks huggable like Susan boyle.

I get secret messages too from alcohol or herbal related content. is this the same? am I a weirdo?
ahahaha.

For reals the guy needs to be put in a mental institution. secret messages? what the what is what!!

Coma Caca!!

Provolone's picture

anyone know why my miley gif ain't working? she licks da' spoon!

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:17pm.
Miley aside, this man IS going to harm a child, if he hasn't already. KILL HIM!

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hahahahaha!!! I totally agree, but this still cracked me up!

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mike's picture

My computer just tells me to stay close, and avoid doing anything productive. :(

Provolone's picture

gif testing

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Stock Broker's picture

Madam S ~ my computer is telling me to buy the Mary Jo Buttafuco memoir. And, to buy Connie Selleca some jewellry from Leviticus.

2Di4's picture

Ogre's got the kind of dedication and tenacity usually associated only with Blohan chasing after coke lines on Sam's vajayjay!

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M.E.'s picture

Miley aside, this man IS going to harm a child, if he hasn't already. KILL HIM!

Stock Broker's picture

Isn't there some hell hole this cretin can crawl back into and die?

I bet this pedo was a John Wayne Gacy pen pal.

madam s.'s picture

zomay,

I get those secret messages too. My computer is always telling me to buy shitloads of books and cute shoes. Evil!

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madam s.'s picture

Haha... Fucking_Classy,

And that was my edited comment! I left out the description of said family get-together.

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This guy obviously has schizophrenia. He needs to be in a mental hospital asap.

jalynne's picture

Doesn't he know that Billy Rae is the only man she needs in her life.....or so incest pair thinks.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:09pm.

To be fair, I CAN picture Mark fitting right in at a Cyrus family get-together.
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zomay's picture

I too get secret messages through my computer screens.

But on a serious note,
seriously this guy is nuts.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Holy shit, this post was pure PERFECTION.

I'd be scared shitless if I were that kid.

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madam s.'s picture

To be fair, I CAN picture Mark fitting right in at a Cyrus family get-together.

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M.E.'s picture

This dude needs to be put away for life.

madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha at "THE FARM"! I'll never be the same after watching that video.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!