Saturday, August 8th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Princess Beatrice of York (21)
Katie Leung (22)
Meagan Good (28)
Michael Urie (29)
Countess Vaughn (31)
Lindsay Sloan (32)
J.C. Chasez (33)
Drew Lachey (33)
Scott Stapp (36)
Faye Wong (40)
The Edge (48)
Deborah Norville (51)
Cecelia Roth (53)
Robin Quivers (57)
Keith Carradine (60)
Connie Stevens (71)
Dustin Hoffman (72)
Dino De Laurentiis (90)

Posted by: Michael K


Kandykane's picture

I'm sorry. I wasn't going to say anything nasty. But HELL. That Beatrice is one fucking butt ugly royal twat. Those horse teeth! Fuck putting ya dick in that flytrap mouth. DAYUM.

foosrock's picture

Talk about UGLY!

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Wow, Beatrice looks like her father in drag. Poor bitch. She inherited her parent's worst traits. Her mother's chubbiness and her father's face.

Hey Beatrice, shut the cake hole ... please!

LisaRose's picture

Them are a set of chompers there!! Makes me want to watch "Alien".

Sibsi's picture

I thought that was Peaches initially.

Then again, it's hard to tell the privileged - either through money or titles - young English girls apart.

HB to all the b-day sluts and any D-listed slut who might be having a b-day :D

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gucci's picture

this leo birthday list is so so. happy birthday to all especially dustin hoffman!

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

ain't got no alibi, princess

bensucks's picture

Happy Birthday Dustin Hoffman, Dino De Laurentiis and the amazing Cecilia Roth!

And even though Beatrice is a princess I do not envy her at all! What a fug bitch!

Well.... could be worser things than looking 20 years older than your actual age, and on top of it a horse too

Happy happy birthday to The Edge!!! I can't possibly love U2 more than I do, and can't wait to see them next month!!!

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Happy Birfday THE EDGE!!!

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 1:52pm.
shut the smurf up> I saw that doco...extra creepy b/c it's very close to my upbringing. Thank BOB I turned out ok!

Thank BOB LOLOLOLO

Telling kids they are Hypocrytes is not ok.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

shut the smurf up> I saw that doco...extra creepy b/c it's very close to my upbringing. Thank BOB I turned out ok!

On topic...this poor unfortunate girl. She's probably very nice, though.

My eyes say "Princess Beatrice", but my heart says "Mr. Ed". Oh Wilbur!

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tonta vodka van driver's picture

Koda wants his teefs back Biyartch

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Bitch could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

humpa's picture

Her beauty has me speechless.

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Bitch could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

DiamondDawg's picture

Princess Bea is already 21?!!? Where did the time go? Apparently not in self-care.

IrishFury's picture

Poor B - very horselike. Very unfortunate looking. All that royal inbreeding.

I've always thought she looks exactly what a cartoon would look like if it came to life.

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Submitted by Paige123 on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 11:59am.
she looks like a horse
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I'm sure she's never had a problem at Ascot.

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she looks like a horse

Snoogle's picture

Oh merciful heaven!! Those teefers on Beatrice. Im just speechless.
Anyhoo... happy birfday horz.

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dgalvan's picture

Happy birfday, Robin Quivers!

Jesus, she got the worst in both of those two fuckpigs.

shut the smurf up's picture

Mother superior, saturday Mornings are hungover day :S
give me a couple of hours...

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 10:51am.

LOL
What about Saturday mornings? :P

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Dustin Hoffman, Robin Quivers, Dino DiLaurentis, and the Edge!

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Sexecution's picture

Princess Beatrice isn't very inbred at all is she?

Good thing she gets paid millions a year by the English government for the rest of her life, the only way she's getting married off is to buy a groom.

angel_i's picture

@IV and shut the smurf up:

I can't even bring myself to watch it. I've thought about it so many times...but I hate that brainwashy shit. Unless, of course, people are being brainwashed into kindness, acceptance and integrity. I can get with that.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 10:54am.
I know this is to early and totally off topic, but I am watching Jesus Camp and I am sick to my stomach.
*Back to my seat*
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I watched that too and had a hard time with it. It made me queasy to think of giant hoards of people thinking this way, and poisoning their children's minds with it.

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shut the smurf up's picture

I know this is too early and totally off topic, but I am watching Jesus Camp and I am sick to my stomach.
*Back to my seat*

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 10:45am.
Happy Saturday to you all!
I heard 99% of all D-listers were intoxicated last night? LOL

Friday Drunken nites at listed are my favorite!!!!!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

angel_i's picture

MK! Dontcha know you're not supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth?!?

HB, hos!

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jaydawg's picture

wonders if JC Chasez (from N*SYNC) will ever come out like his bandmate Lance did?

fuckingclassy's picture

Princess of PORK, indeed.

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jaydawg's picture

damn Princess Bea is an unfortunate looking child

Mother Superior's picture

Happy Saturday to you all!
I heard 99% of all D-listers were intoxicated last night? LOL

govt_cheese's picture

I love 'em large and in charge. Happy birthday, Bea! And happy Saturday to you, too, Race. :)

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Mother Superior's picture

Neeeiiighhhhhhh! (translation: Happy B-day, Bea)

Also to Dustin and .....no idea who the rest is.

shut the smurf up's picture

I think we all should lay off booze for a while. LOL

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Race Bannon's picture

Smurf- Hey! Dinner, what I remember of it, was good. I think I am laying off the booze for a while though, am not feeling good today and Racer X is really bad off!

fmdoom's picture

Am I in Horse Town? Because I'm surrounded by neigh-sayers! Wordplay!

shut the smurf up's picture

Submitted by Race Bannon on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 10:31am.
Happy Saturday All!

Hey Race, How was Dinner?

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Albatross's picture

I could have done without seeing a pic of Mr. Ed in a dress this morning.

HB Dustin Hoffman! "Tootsie" is one of my all-time favorite films.

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