Posh To Be A Guest Judge On American Idol (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
After reading about the sadness that is Sam the koala's death (see below), we all could use a laugh. So here's one: Posh Beckham is going to be a guest judge on American Idol. You know, that singing competition. Yes, Posh is actually going to judge people's singing abilities. I'm not saying that Paula Abdul was Pavarotti, but DAMN TO THE FUCK! I mean, this isn't America's Next Mayjah Non-Food-Eater or America's Next Mayjah Non-Smiler. Although, both of those would be good shows.
Posh's spokeswhore tells SkyNews that this is just going to be a one night stand. Posh isn't about to replace our very little crazy pillhead. Besides, Posh is too busy working on her fashion line and walking through airports in ankle-killing heels. Seriously, she's always walking through airports.
Okay, Posh on Idol could be entertaining if her critiques are something along the line of this: (picture her saying this to a girl who weighs less than a lima bean) "You know, your voice could be mayjah if you weren't SO FUCKING FAT."
In other news, Michael Vick has just been announced as a permanent judge on Groomer Has It!
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hahahahah I love this pic of Posh. ha so real!
Coma Caca!!
The only way they could lower the talent level?
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Some escape their media-fucked lives through substance abuse, others through anorexia.
Good thing the Chopstick is invited to do shit to distract.
Yeah, I also dig this old photo!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Nice older pic. Not just because part of circa late 90s Emma Bunton is visible, but you can tell because she actually had a tiny bit of body fat and the chichis react to gravity like real ones should, even on a 20-something.
I fucking love Posh! She will bring the bitch out on Simon, will purge in front of Randy and blame her gas on Kara. Fierce bitch!
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, judge.
Is this Posh before all of the plastic surgery? Because this looks a LOT like me. I've always hated my nose (just like her) but I'm afraid to get anything done because you never know what could happen. And I don't think she looks better now. I think she looked better THEN.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Plecostomus on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:00am.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 9:51am.
Mike: that pic was taken last decade, when she was a Spice girl.
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And now she's just a Despised Girl.
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lol yes she is
Guest judges are lame, the whole show is lame.
You just made my LIFE with 'Damn to the Fuck'.
There are so many applications...plus you can abbreviate it to 'D to the F'
Brilliant. MK, I love you.
Oh for fuck's sake, you have to be kidding, the woman who make Geri Halliwell sound like Aretha?
Mind you, she does know how to turn fuck all talent into a money-making career, so who knows?
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get your hand away from your face, you don't know where it's been!
I like Victoria, I like David
still Not wasting time watching AI.
What Ziggy said, to be honest. Jingoism is tedious.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Her face looks "fuller" there and she's not even fat. How much GD weight did she lose?
I bet A.I. is going to have Brooke Hogan as a guest judge. It's just a matter of time.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:21am.
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At the risk of repeating myself:
FUCK YOU!!!!
Vick on groomer has it. LMAO MK!
Girls Aloud is the best girlband of the last 15 years and far better looking. Let's put that straight first. No the Spice Girls were not the best looking girls in England. Look at friggin Posh! Is she even remotely pretty? She is a joke
David however, that man has always played for England with pride. remember the Argentina game? The red? What happened after that? Most people would have walked away. Kudos to him for sticking with it.
She however is beyond useless. Rumour is she will finally get the US Vogue cover, again showing Vogue these days is a joke. She is a chav and that gets a cover? Her dresses are not designed by her, so why have her on?
Anna- epic fail
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Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain:
Rule Britania!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Yes, David Beckham is a wonderful ambassador for England.
He is a successful underwear model, adulterer, liar, pen-salesman and close personal friend of Hollywood royalty such as the Cruises.
God bless you David and Victoria. You deserve all of your millions, and I eagerly await your next soft-core porn shoot.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:05am.
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cunt
Submitted by gia on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 9:59am.
Well the contestants have managed to sit through tutorials with JLo and Mariah and keep a straight face, so I don't think that would be a problem.
Posh is just a long streak of hot piss.
She'll probably give her comments through an auto-tune.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 9:56am.
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and don't you fucking dare call Becks worthless, he is a fucking footballing legend in the Uk and has worn the England kit with pride more times that you've had a hot meal, what have you ever done for you country?
sorry but I'm in a real fucking bad mood today so you chose a bad day to start on a fellow Brit.
Well, then again... Quentin Tarantino guest-judged on AI. At least Posh was in the music industry at one point in time, however talentless she may be at singing.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 9:51am.
Mike: that pic was taken last decade, when she was a Spice girl.
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And now she's just a Despised Girl.
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Bottom-feeder.
Dont the guest judges always spend alone time with the singers & give them tips on their songs though? She cant possibly pull that off.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 9:56am.
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FUCK YOU!
LOL
LOL at the 'mahjah' reference.
It was so obvious that she deliberately worked that contrived catch phrase into her scripted reality show for promotional reasons.
That's hot, skank.
I hate her and her husband; they are both completely worthless.
After he very-publicly humiliated her with his affairs you'd think that she'd just give up on trying to turn herself into a relevant media figure.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I fucking love her, I'm glad she's doing this, Idol is rubish now anyway, she'll be the only reason I'll be watching ITV2 for.
Wow. She actually used to be cute. Now she looks like two fake boobs glued to a mannequin.
Mike: that pic was taken last decade, when she was a Spice girl.
Assuming it's a recent pic, this is the best she's looked in a long, long time.
No Sushi, they're not. They were just the best of a bad bunch that auditioned. The guys who placed the ad certainly didn't expect them to up & leave eventually either.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
She has obviously always been thin, but she just looks healthier, and cuter here.
I have a question: If when selecting the Spice Girls, they chose a bunch of girls who couldn't sing and really weren't much of dancers, then they must've focused entirely on looks. So was this really the best looking group in England? They were all just okay in the looks department.
Anyway, why shouldn't she be a judge. Clearly singing ability wasn't a must or else Paula Abdul would be drugged up in obscurity.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 8:53am.
ITA. She looked so much better in the old Spice Girls days.
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Well, she made a total ass of herself when she was a judge on Project Runway. "Miss Pruning and Posing." She couldn't put two sentences together if it killed her. Don't think it will happen.
Love her!
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She has great legs. That's it, that's all.
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What's next? Donald Trump judging the Miss USA Pagent?
Oh, I forgot...he OWNS it.
What a stupid moronic idea to have her on the show. She's about as credible as government issued FEMAN trailer.
Posh looks so cute & bubbly in this picture. How sad that she looks so dreadful now thinking its an improvement.
Omg, so like, Posh was ALWAYS my favorite Spice Girl! ALWAYS, even way back when. A lot of people say that now because she's become such a celebrity, but most of them are lying. She was hardly anybody's favorite back then because her Spice persona was pretty subdued compared to like, Ginger and Scary and Baby. It annoys me so much sometimes when people I know are all like "She was always my favorite!" even though I remember clearly that like, Baby Spice was their favorite. UGH, people are SO LAME. Anyway, yeah, that's my tween rant of the day.
PS Posh has no business guesting on American Idol. She was the one with the least successful solo 'career,' with NO hit singles to her name. I saw the reunion tour on Long Island in February (shut up) and at different points in the show each girl performed their biggest solo hit...except for Posh, who did this sassy little walk thing on the stage runway. It was easily the biggest applause of the night, and this was a roaring arena FILLED with people. Bitch is fierce.
I'll def. watch now. Can her purdy hubby be on too? He doesn't have to talk.
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Oh I see this pic was taken pre bolt-ons.
No Paula with her rum & Coca Cola sippy cup = no show.
Look how cute Posh was when she was a Spice Girl. Pre Bolt-On tits, extensions and Diva attitude.
That's an old photo, right? I might actually WATCH that loser-fest if she were a judge.