Thursday, August 6th 2009

This Is Our Future, Part 2

And here we have two young girls crying with excitement, because they are posing with amateur porn star Kim Kardassian at the Grove in Hollywood yesterday. Or maybe they're crying because Kim is wearing cropped Hammer pants? No, wishful thinking. They are really freaking out over the fact that they met Kim Kardassian. Um, refresh my memory. When is the world supposed to end exactly?

Posted by: Michael K


Just watched a documentary called 'Consuming Kids: The commercialisation of Childhood'...In the US, children under 12 influence about $845 million worth of spending each year. The definition of 'Tween' - devised by marketers to conflate 'inbetween' and 'teen' - now begins at 6 and is likely to drop to 4 before too long !!!
In the US, there is no controls on advertising to children and therefore 'Youth marketers' (in media, TV and merchant businesses) can just 'groom' children for their own benefit.
Persuasive and utterly depressing...What are parents doing?!

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Ginalicious's picture

God, I hate that pile of plastic parts and shitty weave. The parents of those stupid girls need to punched hard.

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imcoolerthanyou's picture

those kids are gonna be whores.

god when will the reign of sluts end?

cant we just ship them off to desolate islands and let cannibals eat them off?

z-listed's picture

Those children shouldn't even know who she is!

anony54321's picture

for one of those people famous for being famous, she isnt so famous.

i never know its her when i see a pic.

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walker's picture

She picks the worst clothes for her body shape. And I am so bored with that hairstyle!

riverchic's picture

Omg! Those girls look absolutely terrified!!

EatYourVeggies's picture

If stupid children like that are the future, the world is bound to end in twenty to thirty years.

WWJDFAKB's picture

If this world doesn't end in 2012, then it definitely will when the younger generations become prominent figures and world leaders..I don't think the world can handle that much stupidity.

KA's picture

Just because that guy has white hair, it doesn't mean it's George Anthony. It's NOT HIM. Geez people.

Seriously, if I was the mother of young girls, Kim would be the anti-christ in my house. Whoever the mother is of these girls should be ashamed of herself for letting her children idolized a porn star and a complete idiot to the point that it brings them to tears. RIDICULOUS.

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Don't touch that.

Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD's picture

The dumb bitch has big jugs. Period.

Saiko's picture

"Um, refresh my memory. When is the world supposed to end exactly?"

Not soon enough! It can only get worse. If Paris Hilton becomes president I'm joining the al aqsa martyrs brigade.

The problem isn't the unrepentant idolization but the recipients of this worship. I don't think any of us would be breathing out of our eyeball in anger if these girls were wetting their pant over say...erm...
::gets a nosebleed trying to think of a example that isn't dead or over the age of 40::

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Miss Priss's picture

our future is covered in piss and caca. I can smell it.

Since when is Kim a role model?

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cheetahstripes's picture

The parents of the girl(s) CRYING because they're meeting that ho need to be bitchslapped into oblivion.

tonta vodka van driver's picture

TV and stupid vacant people with stupid vacant offspring have a lot to answer for.

Burn your TV and hit your kids upside the head if they watch reality tv at a friends house. Ban anything with the fucking word Montana in it if you want them to have a shot at intelligence.

the end of my manifesto for world peace.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

putas's picture

Kim and Cher are never at the same place at the same time...

Whatever's picture

The expression on the guy's face in the back says it all.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Hmmm...these poor girls need to get out more. What has this chick done besides a stupid reality show where she mainly acted like a spoiled ignorant bitch....oh wait, she has dated every black guy on the NFL, and only black guys because she doesn't like white guys - that's her claim to fame.

angel_i's picture

O that's excitement? I thought her sister, there, was making her take that picture.

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platypus's picture

I think a lot of people would freak out if they met their favourtie feminist/philosopher!
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Cara's picture

Jesus fuck. That's depressing.

i hate george anthony and his whole fucking family.

it this is the way it's going to go, the future is very bleak. very bleak. hollywood is dead.

Santa Ana Winds's picture

Oh gawd! I weep for our future.

goodsurf's picture

Isnt that grey haired guy in the background STEVE NEILD - kate gosselin's lover/bodyguard?

rukiddingme's picture

The guy standing behind her in the first thumbnail looks like Kate Gosselin's bodyguard.

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mitchyul's picture

Sick and Sad

Well shit my pants! What is George Anthony, Casey the child murderer's father, doing there? More publicity perhaps? Gross.

gia's picture

I remember being little like this & having a crazy insane mega crush on Duran Duran, but never any girl celebs, I cant even think of any chicks that were celebrities back then, thats how much of an impression they made on me & my friends, they would have never inspired a frenzied cry fest...Its like now its all about girl power & all that bullshit, but girls really need better role models...They shouldnt be crying over meeting useless skanks.

letinstar's picture

so now kk is the pied piper of future skanks and pee upons...
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babablacksheep's picture

This is the reason I try to avoid crying in front of people. Little cry girl looks so stupid... face is all contorted and everyone else is all smiles...

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:41pm.

How pathetic, and what a sad statement of how inane our society has become, that young girls would be so in awe of such a vapid polished turd.

What they said, two times.

mbar's picture

Kim must have guest starred on Hannah Montana.
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Now there's 4 of us wolves....running through the desert...in Las Vegas...looking for strippers and cocaine.

Feeler's picture

Dream big, little girls. Some day you can get peed on in a video, too.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

what's with the Hammer time pantaloons lately?

Braceface girls were prolly raised on E! d-list reality tv shows so have got no clue what a real celeb looks like.

parissucksliterally's picture

oh come on- she may be a lot of things, but Kim is NOT fat.

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Submitted by Green Is Good

Quote from the weird crying little girl: "When I grow-up, I wanna be whore!"

The other one hopes to contact every std by the age of 13, and get impregnated by an abusive boy by 14.

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Submitted by The Overseer on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:43pm.
If only I too could videotape some D-list rapper wanna-be pissing in my mouth, I could be as big as Kim.
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If you ate an assload of twinkies you could be as big as Kim...

The Overseer's picture

If only I too could videotape some D-list rapper wanna-be pissing in my mouth, I could be as big as Kim.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

How pathetic, and what a sad statement of how inane our society has become, that young girls would be so in awe of such a vapid polished turd.

yet another vote for mandatory sterilization.

like-wow's picture

Those girls look terrified. They probably saw that big ass that Kim hauls around and were afraid they were going to get engulfed by it.

QuweenJillian's picture

LOL @ ZiggyStardust

My generation had Britney Spears. But back then Brit Brit wasn't flashing her vag every 10 seconds or being the crazy Britney she is today... IDK I guess this college generation is kinda fucked up.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:14pm.

LOL that was so funny. Wanted: Huge Black penis capable of extreme projectile pee.

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parissucksliterally's picture

IV, they are sent off to fuck the Boy/Cub/Eagle Scouts!

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M.E.'s picture

I will not let my son's grow up with knowledge of these stupid, useless whores.

*removes internet from home*

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Instead of Girl Scouts, these girls are in Girl Sluts.

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