If You're A Smoker, This Might Be The Best Punishment Ever
A teacher in Malaysia is in a little trouble after she forced one of her 16-year-old students to smoke 4 cigarettes at a time for two hours straight. The dude smoked a total of 42 ciggies. Dude is probably still pooping ash.
The teacher forced the smoke-a-thon on the student after she discovered a cigarette in his locker. You know homegirl's genius plan backfired. She thought she was going to smoke the habit out of him. Methinks she created a smoke monster! Dude is going to be trolling the gutters for ciggie butts to eat. Good going, teacher.
When the boy's uncle found out about this fuckery, he filed a police report. A police official said, "This is not normal. We don't do that often." Shhhhhh, officer, don't say that so loud! Katherine Hagel is currently on a plane to Malaysia to enroll as a permanent student in that teacher's class. We're finally rid of her annoying ass and we don't want her to know this isn't common practice!
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That is the craziest picture Ive seen in a while...
That dude looks like he's gonna die tomorrow... maybe even later on today.
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the term "Smoke'um if you got'um" doesn't mean all of them at once...
lol
i've heard of someone being forced 2 cigs at once but this is too much!
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
I need a cigarette.
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wow that just made my day.
gotta give props to teachers who turn their students into addicts!
yeah!
some tv show had an episode where the mom tried that punishment and the kid got addicted and was buying them by the carton. the moral: "that doesn't work with cigarettes."
I am sure there is a standard punishment for having contraband items. maybe the teacher smokes herself and wanted someone to keep her company on smoke breaks? ;)
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by gia on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:03pm.
I would have shoved those cigarettes up her bitchy ass...I smoke & this story still sickens me.
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Seriously, whats with the dumbass parental idea that if you force your kid smoke a whole pack straight it will somehow make them hate smoking? If anything the nicotine overdose will have them permanently addicted. Instead of smoking 5 cigs a day their body will need 10 a day now. Good job!
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I remember a business in San Diego eons ago that used the practice of "smoking till your sick" to get people to quit. Can't remember the name of it...
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:03pm.
I would have shoved those cigarettes up her bitchy ass...I smoke & this story still sickens me.
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Seriously, whats with the dumbass parental idea that if you force your kid smoke a whole pack straight it will somehow make them hate smoking? If anything the nicotine overdose will have them permanently addicted. Instead of smoking 5 cigs a day their body will need 10 a day now. Good job!
The teacher is an idiot.
Same thing happened to me the first time my pop caught me sucking cock.
I've been working on the punishment for many years now.
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When my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my purse at thirteen she flipped her lid and made me smoke an entire pack, one right after the other, until I cried and puked. It only succeeded in making me hide my cigarettes better. I finally stopped smoking at 35! Smoking is gross.
I would have shoved those cigarettes up her bitchy ass...I smoke & this story still sickens me.
Oh, Poor Jack. Back in my high school days half the students had round rings on the pockets of their blue jeans from their skoal cans.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:55pm.
Oh take off eh you dirty whorzer! LOL!
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OH EEG - I've done that EXACT thing before.....so gross.
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Reports Migraine for bad fashion sense.
Your lots dip stories are fucking revolting. Worse I ever did was last summer, had the fruitfly trap set (wine and soap) was chopping veg and picked up the wrong wine glass.
Hurled over the patio. (closest exit)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:51pm.
LOL. I always knew to avoid the phantom cans sitting around the house. But usually my dad used cups, and like I said, he put a paper towel in them to soak up the spit so it was *slightly* less gross than just spitting into an empty cup..
@ Jack - that is DISGUSTING........hahahah.
That is one of the first life lessons you get in the South....make sure you look in your cup and avoid the spit cup! *pukes*
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loozer - look a few posts down at my college story.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:48pm.
humper - i'm in the south... people dip everywhere. I cannot stand it. All that dried up black shit in the corner of your mouth and speckled shit in your teeth... I'll pass.
Exactly. Have to be extra careful at gatherings to not pick up a cup that isn't yours. Instead of sweet tea, it might be full of chewin' baccer.
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Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
*visualizes a hot, hot, hot piece of the 80's that is Migraine Sally*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Ugh. Dip (or chaw as they call it in these parts) is utterly disgusting. You have to watch where you walk because assholes just spit it on the ground without regard for others.
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Submitted by barelybeagle on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:47pm.
In college my room mate dipped. Of course we had parties all the time and beer cans everywhere (YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS!) Yep, one night I took a big swig of the wrong damn can. Threw up for hours. Not cuz it tasted so bad but because it was the thought of having my best friends fucking SPIT IN MY MOUTH! Uhg! I damn near beat his ass.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
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What makes you think that I don;t already look like that right now?
Migraine,
Ima gonna force you to wear shoulder pads and backcomb your hairz if you don't stop with the eighties.
My grandma did, too.
She kept an empty coffee can next to her chair at all times.
Accidently bump up against that can and watch that brown shit splash all over the floor.
My childhood memories are precious.
humper - i'm in the south... people dip everywhere. I cannot stand it. All that dried up black shit in the corner of your mouth and speckled shit in your teeth... I'll pass.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Ew, snuff is worse than smoking, IMO. My dad chewed and he'd always have cans and cups around the house with a piece of paper towel in it and he'd spit the chew in it... BLAAAAH.
Dips are revolting!
Ok Again...You smoke cloves?????
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
I LOVED clove ciggies!!!!!
*remembering the 80's again*
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:44pm.
I am a Canuck you fuck! LOL! :)
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
*fucking barfs!*
*slaps the shit out of M.E. for mentioning CLOVES*
UHHHGGGGG! I hated that shit! LOL. Clove smokin hooch!
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
*raises hand*
Born in the south.
Jack - cloves. Used to smoke those!
Wait...this thread is about smoking right? So, cloves are part of the discussion!!!
That photo makes my lungs hurt.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:40pm.
Ok WTF is dipping?
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You definitely were not raised in the south.
PS -- do not pick up someones "dip cup" and drink it by mistake.
GAG
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"Don't be tardy to the party"
*shoves dip in Crazy's mouth and holds it closed*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Thanks guys! People still chew tobacco! EWWWWWW!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
I would've vommed on her face after all of that.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:40pm.
Ok WTF is dipping?
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Using smokeless tobacco - a pinch between the cheek and gums. Blech.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:40pm.
Ok WTF is dipping?
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chewing tobacco
M.E. - that is fucking hilarious. The next post is something about Clove - not sure if it is open post or not.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Crazy - Dip = chewing tabacco.
The first time I ever smoked, I smoked four Camel lights in a 30-45 minute time span. Plus, I was drinking vodka and ginger ale. I felt so awful the next day...and I never smoked again.