Thursday, August 6th 2009

Maru Is July's Hot Slut Of The Month!

Well, the others didn't stand a chance. I thought Sandra Lee would booze her way to victory, but Maru stuffed all those sluts in a box and took the crown (made out of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies) with 66% of the votes!

Maru will now face off with STAINS, Clara Cannacciari, Uggs, Susan Boyle, Kate Gosselin's possum hair, Quween on the Scene and 5 others for the title of all titles: Hot Slut of the 2009! Yeah, we have 4 animals (including Kate's possum friend) in the finals. Just call this shit FurListed. Thanks to all who voted!

Posted by: Michael K


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sunny's picture

MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU

HOT SLUT OF 2009.....PUTS ALL OTHER HOT SLUTS TO SHAME!!!!!

MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU

MARU YOU MAKE MY DAY BRIGHT

maru is definitely my favorite celebrity!!!

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imcoolerthanyou's picture

i can honestly say that is definitely a hot slut

anony54321's picture

taint no contest a'tall.

maru in a landslide.

susan b will get a few, and stains will get some

but the year belongs to maru.

as will the decade.
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gucci's picture

Stock Broker:

oh yeah i remember maru i loved that sweet shaking little cat! oh man mk has made this hot slut choice a very hard one for me

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janettar80's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ ~~~ www.SugarDaddyLove.com ~~~^-^ it's the biggest sugar dating for beutiful women and rich men.

Stock Broker's picture

Maru is an entertaining cat.

He works hard to shake his money maker.

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gucci's picture

who the hell is maru and why the hell is he winning the hot slut award over my baby brando?

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TITS's picture

only 66%? colour me surprised.

i think maru is going to beat out stains - maru has so much more material, stains only has one look.

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annielovesfred's picture

MEOW!!!
Maru is gonna take 2009!!
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TexnDoc's picture

be very afraid be very afraid
be very afraid be very afraid

Get back to your menu, dude.
Fresh filet of celeb.
It's like a pet store in here.
D-u-u-u-d-e!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Pussy alwayz winz.

Alwayz.

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i think maru has hs of the year sewn up

pig bottom's picture

It's going to be another fucking cat this year. Too many lolcat conspirators here.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I'm kinda glad Boone's Strawberry Hill didn't win because if it did, Sandra Lee would've fixed this contest so she could've been in HSOTY just to be close to it. The drunk bitch.

Congrats Maru. Lucky pussy.
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babybunny's picture

yeah Maru!! My fur babies could kick all there asses though...I have the cutest clan at home...7 baby kittens, 3 big sexy cats, and insane Rooster, and his overly sexed out chicken girlfriend, 15 ducks and one bad ass puppy!!! Where do I get this clan signed up for hsoty....

tonta vodka van driver's picture

Stains had a twin I found him on an animal rescue site but he got adopted. He has the same lonesome pleading maniac staring ting gowin awn. If I find another ill let you know.It must be a Vimranahhh genetic thing. i cant spell Vimirana Verminaria....oh whatever

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

EvilKirby's picture

ooh, I forgot about Uggs.. he doesn't quite measure up to Maru or Stains tho, and I love me some Maru but I laughed/cried/practically wet myself at Stains' debut video. Stains ftw.

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angel_i's picture

Ugh and Spaghetti Cat can lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts (to quote Eminem:)! That PICTURE of CAT! stole La Pequena's year of glory! UGH! It ain't right.

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pompoos's picture

Boring!

This is gonna be one tired Hot Slut of the Year contest.

@MK N.O M.O.R.E P.E.T.S

freebird's picture

I'm going to have to choose between STAINS and Maru later? Well, I'd choose Maru, I'm a cat avie, but I do love me some STAINS! Those eyes! But Maru is SO CUTE!!!! Walking around with a bag on his head! I LOVE MARU! IF Scotland's #1 Male Barbie had won, I'd vote for him because he is perfect hot slut material, but NO, he didn't win, which was a travesty. I saw Quween of the scene in Beverly Hills and she is not living up to her title and I don't think she's taking it very seriously. She didn't seem to know what I was talking about. Anyway this is becoming a novel and I really thought my novel would play out a little differently than this. The End.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Here's Maru's own website: http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/

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Sibsi's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:44pm.

Not always...unless you're counting Susan Boyle...but I think this is a happy win. I'm still boycotting tho.
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LoL!

For what's worth it, I love Maru, but I voted for that lush from the Food Network.

She came in second tho, so that's cool, hah! But there was noway Maru was going to lose this.

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Yay for Maru, but I want STAINS to take the whole enchilada.

STAINS and Spaghetti Cat should team up for a reality show or sitcom...I would totally watch that.

stake_spike's picture

Ugh Susan Boyle. I'm still pissed she took the crown from Scotland's Gayest Barbie or whatever his name was. HE WAS FUCKING ROBBED!

Yeah Maru! Suprised he hasn't been named Hot Slut before.

CoconutCoochie's picture

YAY! congrats to one special kitty

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:37pm.

Whoa! That was no contest.

Is it always the case that when a cute animal is nominated it always takes the title? Looks like it.
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Not always...unless you're counting Susan Boyle...but I think this is a happy win. I'm still boycotting tho.

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parkerj's picture

MARU YOU SWEETCHEEKS YOU!!!

NaNoop's picture

Congrats to the hot and furry little slut!!!!

Sibsi's picture

Whoa! That was no contest.

Is it always the case that when a cute animal is nominated it always takes the title? Looks like it.

Not hating on animals (and Maru is a hot slut) but I wonder about that.

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The New Improved Wyle E's picture

I think apple green bags suit Maru. He should wear them more often.

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Nanners's picture

Yeah Maru kicked their asses!

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freebird's picture

Yay Maru! iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou!!!!!

Rhoda's picture

Congratulations Maru I knew you could do it. Now to win Hot Slut of 2009, I believe in you!

I'm so happy for Maru!

Pussy power !!!!!!!

Maru is hot, but Stains ft09w.

soul's picture

purrrrrrrrrrr MEOW MARU you rock! *here is a brown box for you*

xerquina's picture

Maru is gonna be one unstoppable pussy.

leica's picture

Yes! Victory!

madam ex's picture

Oh yesssss Pussy, meow, I knew you had it in you...

Albatross's picture

Personally, I think Stains is going to go all the way this year.

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kdracofan's picture

dur