Thursday, August 6th 2009
Maru Is July's Hot Slut Of The Month!
Well, the others didn't stand a chance. I thought Sandra Lee would booze her way to victory, but Maru stuffed all those sluts in a box and took the crown (made out of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies) with 66% of the votes!
Maru will now face off with STAINS, Clara Cannacciari, Uggs, Susan Boyle, Kate Gosselin's possum hair, Quween on the Scene and 5 others for the title of all titles: Hot Slut of the 2009! Yeah, we have 4 animals (including Kate's possum friend) in the finals. Just call this shit FurListed. Thanks to all who voted!
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MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU
HOT SLUT OF 2009.....PUTS ALL OTHER HOT SLUTS TO SHAME!!!!!
MARU MARU MARU MARU MARU
MARU YOU MAKE MY DAY BRIGHT
maru is definitely my favorite celebrity!!!
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i can honestly say that is definitely a hot slut
taint no contest a'tall.
maru in a landslide.
susan b will get a few, and stains will get some
but the year belongs to maru.
as will the decade.
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oh yeah i remember maru i loved that sweet shaking little cat! oh man mk has made this hot slut choice a very hard one for me
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ ~~~ www.SugarDaddyLove.com ~~~^-^ it's the biggest sugar dating for beutiful women and rich men.
Maru is an entertaining cat.
He works hard to shake his money maker.
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"You're going to be in a great mood today 'cause you're going to be slapping your troubles away." - Shamwow Vince
who the hell is maru and why the hell is he winning the hot slut award over my baby brando?
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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
only 66%? colour me surprised.
i think maru is going to beat out stains - maru has so much more material, stains only has one look.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
MEOW!!!
Maru is gonna take 2009!!
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be very afraid be very afraid
be very afraid be very afraid
Get back to your menu, dude.
Fresh filet of celeb.
It's like a pet store in here.
D-u-u-u-d-e!
Pussy alwayz winz.
Alwayz.
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i think maru has hs of the year sewn up
It's going to be another fucking cat this year. Too many lolcat conspirators here.
I'm kinda glad Boone's Strawberry Hill didn't win because if it did, Sandra Lee would've fixed this contest so she could've been in HSOTY just to be close to it. The drunk bitch.
Congrats Maru. Lucky pussy.
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yeah Maru!! My fur babies could kick all there asses though...I have the cutest clan at home...7 baby kittens, 3 big sexy cats, and insane Rooster, and his overly sexed out chicken girlfriend, 15 ducks and one bad ass puppy!!! Where do I get this clan signed up for hsoty....
Stains had a twin I found him on an animal rescue site but he got adopted. He has the same lonesome pleading maniac staring ting gowin awn. If I find another ill let you know.It must be a Vimranahhh genetic thing. i cant spell Vimirana Verminaria....oh whatever
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
ooh, I forgot about Uggs.. he doesn't quite measure up to Maru or Stains tho, and I love me some Maru but I laughed/cried/practically wet myself at Stains' debut video. Stains ftw.
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
Ugh and Spaghetti Cat can lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts (to quote Eminem:)! That PICTURE of CAT! stole La Pequena's year of glory! UGH! It ain't right.
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Boring!
This is gonna be one tired Hot Slut of the Year contest.
@MK N.O M.O.R.E P.E.T.S
I'm going to have to choose between STAINS and Maru later? Well, I'd choose Maru, I'm a cat avie, but I do love me some STAINS! Those eyes! But Maru is SO CUTE!!!! Walking around with a bag on his head! I LOVE MARU! IF Scotland's #1 Male Barbie had won, I'd vote for him because he is perfect hot slut material, but NO, he didn't win, which was a travesty. I saw Quween of the scene in Beverly Hills and she is not living up to her title and I don't think she's taking it very seriously. She didn't seem to know what I was talking about. Anyway this is becoming a novel and I really thought my novel would play out a little differently than this. The End.
Here's Maru's own website: http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:44pm.
Not always...unless you're counting Susan Boyle...but I think this is a happy win. I'm still boycotting tho.
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LoL!
For what's worth it, I love Maru, but I voted for that lush from the Food Network.
She came in second tho, so that's cool, hah! But there was noway Maru was going to lose this.
Yay for Maru, but I want STAINS to take the whole enchilada.
STAINS and Spaghetti Cat should team up for a reality show or sitcom...I would totally watch that.
Ugh Susan Boyle. I'm still pissed she took the crown from Scotland's Gayest Barbie or whatever his name was. HE WAS FUCKING ROBBED!
Yeah Maru! Suprised he hasn't been named Hot Slut before.
YAY! congrats to one special kitty
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:37pm.
Whoa! That was no contest.
Is it always the case that when a cute animal is nominated it always takes the title? Looks like it.
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Not always...unless you're counting Susan Boyle...but I think this is a happy win. I'm still boycotting tho.
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MARU YOU SWEETCHEEKS YOU!!!
Congrats to the hot and furry little slut!!!!
Whoa! That was no contest.
Is it always the case that when a cute animal is nominated it always takes the title? Looks like it.
Not hating on animals (and Maru is a hot slut) but I wonder about that.
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I think apple green bags suit Maru. He should wear them more often.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Yeah Maru kicked their asses!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Yay Maru! iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou!!!!!
Congratulations Maru I knew you could do it. Now to win Hot Slut of 2009, I believe in you!
I'm so happy for Maru!
Pussy power !!!!!!!
Maru is hot, but Stains ft09w.
Maru is gonna be one unstoppable pussy.
purrrrrrrrrrr MEOW MARU you rock! *here is a brown box for you*
Yes! Victory!
Oh yesssss Pussy, meow, I knew you had it in you...
Personally, I think Stains is going to go all the way this year.
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