Thursday, August 6th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Sienna Miller sexing up a horse in GQ Magazine. I hope Mister Horsey ain't maaaaaaaaarried - Egotastic!

Lauren Conrad doing her best Angie Jo impersonation - Popsugar

Giant panda giving birth (panda puss not visible) - Towleroad

Former supermodel still looks hot in a bikini. TBE. - Hollywood Tuna

Bryce Dallas Howard is training for when she has to run from crazed Twihards - Just Jared

Trick question: Which one is the leather bag? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Vampire Beeeeehl at the beach - Lainey Gossip

Why is Mimi wearing my cousin's "dick catching" (her words) outfit? - Hollywood Rag

What Tommy Girl dreams about at night - Cityrag

Linda Evangelista wearing the same outfit Madonna wears when she's alone with Baby Jesus - I'm Not Obsessed

Parasite Hilton shows us where her dogs sleep. You know, when all the drawers and closets are already occupied - ICYDK

Only K-WellFed could make money off of getting really fat - Popeater

Katie Price tried to move from one gay peen to another - Holy Moly!

Glamour Magazine effed up Jessica Simpson's face - Socialite Life

Barbara Walters is really horny - Celebitchy

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WildGuy's picture

left ear cocked back, blank look on face ... I don't think Sienna was doing anything for the horse...

gia's picture

Bryce Dallas Howard is by no means big or anything, but she looks a lot hippier than I would have thought...Her face gives off that I am a scrawny waif look, but she looks pretty solid.

whoa...I'll be that equestrian's equus anyday
...I kid you not...said the goat

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

janettar80's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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angel_i's picture

Linda Evangelista wearing the same outfit Madonna wears when she's alone with Baby Jesus
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*furious giggles*

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vivienne's picture

Submitted by zomay on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 2:57pm.
michelleb on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 2:54pm.
A skank who likes married men probably shouldn't be challenging anyone to knock the anything out of her.
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Agree. She is a purty girl. But I don't see an ounce of fight in her.

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Agreed. I don't know but for some reason she strikes me as one of those girls that like to talk a lot of shit because they think that makes them look tough. But, I am willing to bet her bark is a hell of a lot bigger than her bit. Yes, she is pretty but average. I see prettier girls everyday walking down the street. I am sick to death of HW pulling these average chicks off the street and trying to shove down our throats just how beautiful they are. NOT. ===============================================
If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?

The article about Lauran Conrad is vomit-inducing. Seriously. What a hard hard life she has doing...stuff...thank god she goes to spas to keep herself healthy!
Fuck off.

Vermithrax's picture

Hope the horse is not mare-ied... I get it.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough, hahahah.

drcocks's picture

I was hoping someone would mention about Babwa WaWa being so horny. I started watching the view since I am out of work and it is embarrassing how much she talks about sex, peen, getting laid, etc. She asked Hugh Jackman for a lap dance on the oscar interview. I think she has gone bug fucking nuts. P.S. I hate Sienna Miller.

Zanna's picture

HA HA! Impertinent Vixen!

Your vision will come back...eventually.

EatYourVeggies's picture

Mr. Ed should have stomped on her annoying ass.

Green Is Good's picture

WHY are we being inundated with Skankienna Miller posts? I'm sick to death of her already.

zomay's picture

Sibsi,

Faith Evans style wife beat down.

:)

Sibsi's picture

Submitted by zomay on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 3:10pm.

One of these days, Sienna will meet head on with a Faith Evans type wife. That wife will fly across the ocean to beat Sienna and the cheating husband down in some hotel in Prague. Or maybe in Greece. That day will come.
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Had to google Faith Evans and... after reading about her, I must thank you for the reference!

Yah, Sienna totally needs to cross paths with a wife/girlfriend as vindictive as Faith.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I'm surprised SJP would pose with a younger, hotter actress in that photo.

*gets bored*

*clicks on zanna's link*

*whinnies*

*goes blind*

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The Fly's picture

I still can't believe Peter and Jordan are getting divorced I hope they tell Princess and Junior soon and I hope Harvey doesn't lie on the floor over it, refusing to get up. The signs were all over the shop with Jordan on the TV show Pete was all, "I hate when Jordan goes out and gets drunk blah blah flippin ell!" then she tried to pick up that GAY guy in the Segway shop THEN Peter got jealous over all the time Katie spent with her HORSE though she said she only gave it a handjob so it "doesn't count" PSHYEAHRIGHTT!!!

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Help me!

Why do skanks always think its a good idea to act like they're sexing up horses for photo shoots? I find it disgusting and creepy.

zomay's picture

One of these days, Sienna will meet head on with a Faith Evans type wife. That wife will fly across the ocean to beat Sienna and the cheating husband down in some hotel in Prague. Or maybe in Greece. That day will come.

Sibsi's picture

Only K-WellFed could make money off of getting really fat - Popeater

Gah! You had me hoping it would link to a story about them making a "Celebrity Biggest Loser" kinda show with K-Fed, That Allen bitch and others.

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death2douches's picture

That horse is gonna quit that bitch and go looking for DanRad. Good job, Sienna! You're really increasing the visibility of homos everywhere! Finally, you're useful for SOMETHING.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Zanna on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 2:51pm.

I'm not clicking on that.. you can't make me.

Someone else do it and tell me what it is. ******************************************************************************* I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

Zanna's picture

Click it, dirtywhoremouth.........do it. DO IT.

zomay's picture

michelleb on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 2:54pm.
A skank who likes married men probably shouldn't be challenging anyone to knock the anything out of her.
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Agree. She is a purty girl. But I don't see an ounce of fight in her.

govt_cheese's picture

Whose body did they put Chestica's face on?

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

Flatsy, "Don't let her bullshit you. She's not bi. Bi polar, maybe ... but not bi."

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Submitted by Zanna on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 2:51pm.

I'm not clicking on that.. you can't make me.

Someone else do it and tell me what it is.
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"Don't be tardy to the party"

michelleb's picture

A skank who likes married men probably shouldn't be challenging anyone to knock the anything out of her.

Zanna's picture
Ophelias evil twin's picture

You know you've bottomed out when the horse looks better than you.

Poor horsey having to hold her drunk oops I mean enthusiastic ass up then prolly got puked on.

Salem13's picture

I knida like the pictures of Sienna (they remind me of something Gisele Bundchen would do).

Linda looks nice. Can't wait to see the ed.

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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!

zomay's picture

"I'm the most enthusiastic, excitable person I know...."

She must not know many people. And she must not know any children.

xerquina's picture

poor Mr. Ed the LXVII. Sienna ain't bad looking but she isn't exactly sexy either.

Whatever's picture

The poor horse looks like it is about to puke.

loozer's picture

Submitted by humpa on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 2:31pm.
The horse is not interested. He's pulling away from her.

Smart Horse!

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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...

loozer's picture

The horsey love made me think back to a line in a song by a Cincinnati group back in 1982. Great song -should have been a national hit. The video may be the reason it wasn't. Anyway if you are bored or curious or both, I give you The Raisins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsFTi1DuZ8U
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...

zomay's picture

Angie Jo did the horse and i'm too sexy thing already Sienna.

humpa's picture

The horse is not interested. He's pulling away from her.

guilty of being white's picture

Maybe they can use the panda video to help celebrities learn how to take care of there young'ins because she is the best mom I have ever seen on the internet. Yeah for pandas!

"Fuck me running..."

Nanners's picture

Sienna is stealing Kate Moss's look.

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I'm pinching yo nipples.

KidL's picture

Damn! Sienna totally looks like she is going to fuck that horse.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMFAO at "I hope Mister Horsey ain't maaaaaaaaarried"

I find Sienna hot for some reason.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"

These are boring as shit.

Lauren Conrad is wearing a cute outfit. She's still annoying.

K-Fat is making 7 figures? I hope their talking about his body, not money.

Katie Price's face is melting. Yay. Less I have to look at her.

humpa's picture

What the fuck is wrong with this Towleroad site?
I get freeze..

Raul Duke's picture

I can see her boobs Beavis, hah hah!