A Bunch of Drunk Bitches!

Last night, Jessica Simpson and her friends celebrated Ken Pave's 56th birthday (I'm making up numbers) by getting wasted. They are doing the right thing, because that's what you do on birthdays, holidays, weddings, funerals, during labor, weekends, weekdays, morning times, etc... etc....

These pictures are kind of hilarious, because it seems like chaos is happening all around them and Jessica's boozed up ass doesn't even notice! I mean, water was thrown and Ken Paves looks like he's got the angries in a bad way. Ken's glitter hole is whistling like a kettle, he's so mad! And there's Jessica: "Doo doo dooo doo doooo dooo dooo doo. O look, it's a purdy waterfall... doo dooo dooo dooo."

Bitch really does have it good. Drunk or sober, she never knows what the hell is going on with anything! Can you imagine always being dazed in the head without having to snort one line of the bad shit?! They say ignorance is bliss. Well, Jessica Simpson is bliss too.